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What do you want the J Skis / Newschoolers collab ski to look like?

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Mr.Bishop
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Fuck it... we can't come up with something... and hell we probably shouldn't.

So we're bringing you in on it - likely just like we should have from the beginning.

My vote is to simply have the topsheet be a gigantic full frontal shot of the most beautiful Llama you've ever seen. Bases say 'newschoolers' and that's it.

We have until Monday.

If you feel like designing the ski, then fucking go for it. If you feel like making suggestions then more power to you. If you just feel like commenting / voting - then please take part.

lets make the most fucked up cool thing ever.

Yeah?

Oct 17 2013 11:03PM
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Ski_The_E
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 944
make this now please
Oct 18 2013 1:45PM
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Bromium
Posts: 181 - Karma: 2,145
on the right , its the base. who look a the base of someone ski ? come on we're 2013
Oct 18 2013 1:45PM
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Stainr
Posts: 1186 - Karma: -1,150
LEFT!
Oct 18 2013 1:45PM
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Bromium
Posts: 181 - Karma: 2,145
my bad bud ... wrong reply

Oct 18 2013 1:46PM
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Bromium
Posts: 181 - Karma: 2,145
first,second,third,fourth one ? and the image on the right is the base ( no one care about the base sheet these day .. )
Oct 18 2013 1:48PM
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busterburns
Posts: 485 - Karma: 539
procrastination is not your friend on this one..

But I still wouldn't go with Osama pros. Is your target marketing group really only kids on newschoolers? and weird ones at that?

go with some generic haha
Oct 18 2013 1:48PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Now this is pretty bad, but if I were smarter/had more time I was going to put a unicorn horn on it's nose so it could be a Grizllamacornocerous.

Not bad for never having used photochop before though hahaha

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Oct 18 2013 1:57PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
Now we're fucking talking.

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Oct 18 2013 2:44PM
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STwoops
Posts: 2941 - Karma: 5,126
Thats even better! thug llama on top and the nerd llama is on the base. Or another idea is a full size range graphic of llamas skiing in a breck or some terrain park.
Oct 18 2013 2:45PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
The Osama's would be great but the well designedc mellow low-key topsheet with some crazy base would be so great. I can guarantee I wont purchase a pair if its some absolute craziness, but an all black topsheet with a stylish white NS logo/bases that pop? Thats right up my alley.
Oct 18 2013 2:47PM
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Ribss.
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These are pretty epic though.
Oct 18 2013 2:51PM
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JustForYou
Posts: 275 - Karma: 2,143
As long as it has NS exclusive memes(ankles, wizard's hat)
Oct 18 2013 2:58PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
There are going to be 100 pairs made tops. The target market of this run of NS skis is obviously NS members. I'm going to go out and guess you haven't done much reading up on J skis.
Oct 18 2013 3:08PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
BloodNinja is not an NS thing.
Oct 18 2013 3:10PM
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lss555
Posts: 75 - Karma: 112
That northwest art, kinda like what they had on the sammy Carlson wallride.
Oct 18 2013 3:11PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,483
Ya ya ya
Oct 18 2013 3:13PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
I would buy that in a second. I'd buy it in a half second if it had Osama on the bottom. OR vice versa. It also needs a reference to chads gap, which i'm amazed hasn't been mentioned yet.
Oct 18 2013 3:17PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
You could call it the Osama Bin Llama skis or some variation of that.
Oct 18 2013 3:18PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 55,337
I would buy the shit out of these
Oct 18 2013 3:18PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545
WHO SAID WE CAN ONLY HAVE ONE PAIR?

LLAMAS ON ONE PAIR

OSAMA ON A DIFFERENT ONE.



WE CAN ALL WIN HERE
Oct 18 2013 3:18PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Well, he is Isllamic...

Oct 18 2013 3:19PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,851
Something along the lines of this

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Oct 18 2013 3:20PM
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Huck_Norris
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You're too good for us.
Oct 18 2013 3:27PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
I think this is sick and would work well on any other ski. But i think this is a bit too good. too clean.

Sick work though!
Oct 18 2013 3:29PM
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00000000
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This thread is what makes Newschoolers / J Skis / skiing awesome haha
Oct 18 2013 3:31PM
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cultrara
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I'm sick of the random internet pic collages for skis. Sure, they may be funny, but they look like crap and have little aesthetically value.

A NS ski should be clean and stylish. As Bishop said, there's a lot of really great content coming out of NS and this ski should represent that.
Oct 18 2013 3:33PM
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Jakey.
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hahahahaha Click for larger image
Oct 18 2013 3:36PM
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ThaLorax
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Radical IsLlama
Oct 18 2013 3:37PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Yes but isnt them being funny and looking like crap what NS is about?

Im not here to see a ski that is super clean cut plain and simple. Big mofucking whales, lama-unicorns, osama pro's etc.

Personally, i think what you have drawn is sick and would make a great ski graphic. IMO, it's not an NS ski.
Oct 18 2013 3:38PM
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Bromium
Posts: 181 - Karma: 2,145
simplicity and modern. I'll give another shot on my canvas ...

Oct 18 2013 3:39PM
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Huck_Norris
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Yeah but then people will take it seriously and outsiders might buy them. It would have never been put to the boards if they wanted a clean professional design. I vote for horrible photoshops, whimsical fantasy creatures and subtle inference to inside jokes that only someone who knows will understand.

I would want people who have no idea what they are to be like "Wow those look like a pile of fuck" while people who know love them.

It's not an inside joke if everybody gets it ;)



That said, man you do some nice work! I love the goggle llama, and you should make die cuts of that- I would TOTALLY buy some from you!


Oct 18 2013 3:40PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Im sorry, completely fucked that up.

What i meant to say was:

Big mofucking whales, lama-unicorns, osama pro's etc. are all part of NS's history.

Oct 18 2013 3:41PM
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.squirrely.
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this on top, and the forum listing of the epic threads on the base

solid 7
how to get to chads
rocker my own skis
faunt got bigger
chemickals in my butt
tomorrow i will be attempting a triple
post your latest purchase
sluts and their profile pictures


you get the point we can think of more
Oct 18 2013 3:42PM
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cultrara
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I think the ski should have funny elements, like the llama and spork, but not that it should look like crap. Skis are an awesome canvas for great designs and I feel like a lot of the industry is lazy in that regard.
Oct 18 2013 3:44PM
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CaptainObvious.
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This is just sex on a stick.
Oct 18 2013 3:44PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Yeah for sure dude. I get you. I really do haha.

I think we are just going to have to agree to disagree on this.

You should go design for like coreupt or something, definitely have potential.
Oct 18 2013 3:46PM
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nutz.
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Oct 18 2013 3:47PM
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-emile-
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the lasama pros
Oct 18 2013 3:56PM
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DrZoidberg
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I made this a while ago, kind of like a jolly roger but for NS. May or may not be useful.

I second the idea that legendary threads should be on it. Like chad's gap, faunt got bigger, the I think it was laced thread maybe.
Oct 18 2013 4:10PM
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00000000
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Shitty photoshop job is shitty.

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Oct 18 2013 4:13PM
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Huck_Norris
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I can't believe you're a pro. My photoshop skills are WAAAAAAAAAAAY shittier than yours.
Oct 18 2013 4:14PM
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cobra_commander
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One of the great things about the two is both h(counting line) ave been around for really the entirety of the sport. Consider that SkierX's account is older than some of the younger members. I think it would be great to embrace every ns and newschoolers.com logo on the top sheet.
Oct 18 2013 4:18PM
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Sklar
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A work in progress

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Oct 18 2013 4:20PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Wins potential NS ski graphic comp by creating lots of accounts and voting for his own design.
Oct 18 2013 4:33PM
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McLS
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Whatever you do, please insert a few of those:
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and my quite awesome raging wtf tanner
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Finally this which just defines how NS can make your day:
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Oh and of course a few sloths!

I feel like this should be a designing contest, so that people can come up with some really insane graphics, over a few weeks work. This would be so dope, and surely a bunch of people would buy the ski.
Oct 18 2013 4:34PM
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Tree60
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 4,961
I'll make the bottom, once we have enough in the other thread!
Oct 18 2013 4:34PM
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Wizerd
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Defiantly put forums somewhere on there
Oct 18 2013 4:37PM
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