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What do you want the J Skis / Newschoolers collab ski to look like?

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Mr.Bishop
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Fuck it... we can't come up with something... and hell we probably shouldn't.

So we're bringing you in on it - likely just like we should have from the beginning.

My vote is to simply have the topsheet be a gigantic full frontal shot of the most beautiful Llama you've ever seen. Bases say 'newschoolers' and that's it.

We have until Monday.

If you feel like designing the ski, then fucking go for it. If you feel like making suggestions then more power to you. If you just feel like commenting / voting - then please take part.

lets make the most fucked up cool thing ever.

Yeah?

Oct 17 2013 11:03PM
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Stainr
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+1 for mellow clean top sheet, and shit show base.
Oct 18 2013 8:53AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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I have digital illustration next period. Will post pic of my idea
Oct 18 2013 9:40AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Yeah, there's so much ultra high quality content coming out of the community these days that the complete fuckfest isn't as representative as it used to be.

Needs to be a balance like people say. I think having a complete shitshow on the bases would be absolutely awesome, then a super clean and rad design on top.

of course... we could also just go with the Osamas. That would be priceless.

My vote still goes to a Llama though, with an insane base of all the best NS legends.
Oct 18 2013 9:52AM
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JackJohnSki
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What about the black top sheet, with the white NS logo as everyone sort of agrees with, but also have a ghost/mist painted llamas on the top in certain areas. Then on the base you could do like the greatest quotes of NS in-between some of the best photoshops from NS's history
Oct 18 2013 10:02AM
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I_Am_Mod
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a lama head that is puking out all kinds of random NS crap like mentioned in the first reply....

and to stay in the style of the NS x o'neill collab => Spork bases!
Oct 18 2013 10:22AM
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Bromium
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I'm on it boy, just wait
Oct 18 2013 10:37AM
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.Rybak.
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Please do Osama pros or something with a llama and tanner rage faces everywhere.
Oct 18 2013 10:41AM
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Huck_Norris
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Dude. So much this.


I want to look down and see a crowd of llamacorns staring- no wait- GLARING back at me, their scarves casually thrown about their necks and looks of superior disapproval on every face.



The bases should be reverse die cut and say STFU on one and n00b on the other.
Oct 18 2013 10:47AM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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I would buy Osama pros
Oct 18 2013 11:04AM
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I_Am_Mod
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so additional lama-moustaches, tophats and monocles are preferred ?
Oct 18 2013 11:08AM
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TimRiley
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Now this is a stroke of genius. A Llama just isn't a llama without the proper scarf.
Oct 18 2013 11:08AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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just failed so hard... id go with osama pros
Oct 18 2013 11:17AM
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CaptainObvious.
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If it doesn't say "Faunt got bigger!" somewhere on the ski, we've failed as a community.
Oct 18 2013 11:24AM
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Huck_Norris
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We could call it the FGB AM model, and advertise it as having a Chemikal core and proprietary Rageface/Solid 7 hybrid layup so all of our inside joke bases are covered.
Oct 18 2013 11:30AM
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snowfinder
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Why not have a short contest for best design?

if not

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Oct 18 2013 11:41AM
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joelski
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Do a contest
or just camo with ns logo in black on top
Oct 18 2013 11:42AM
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Huck_Norris
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You can take your sensible design and gtfo.
Oct 18 2013 11:44AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Osama pro. PLease. This would be the best thing in the world.

NS would become legendary across the globe.

Please.
Oct 18 2013 11:51AM
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albinlarsson
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fucking genius!!
though there need to be at least one llama and 2 penguins

Oct 18 2013 11:53AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Did not mean to quote Huck_Norris haha.

I just meant in general, again.
Oct 18 2013 11:56AM
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Mr.Bishop
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We could do a short elimination contest with a pair of skis as prizing perhaps.

Oct 18 2013 12:00PM
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Mr.Huck
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Oct 18 2013 12:01PM
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Bromium
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left : top sheet right : base


p.s : its not done
Oct 18 2013 12:05PM
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TimRiley
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Osama Bin Llamas

Why not both?
Oct 18 2013 12:07PM
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128368798788
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BASES: I think having a list of all the legend threads, like in the pic above, on the bases would be so proper.

That way you can throw in literally 20-30 of the greatest threads ever in NS history, and not be so selective on which ones to put in.


THOUGHTS FOR TOP SHEET: MONTY PYTHON'S HOLY GRAIL

I say we put all the classic photos over the years (tanner scream, etc.) on the top sheet, but make it a secret mind fuck of a story like what Josh Bibby did with Moment and his pro models so that NS people have a ski dedicated completely to the inside jokes of NS.

Have a Giant NS logo at the nose's of the topsheet, in the clouds with a halo and holy grail like monty python with some llamas, pros, and crazy sit up in the clouds, and have a stream / river go down the entire ski, starting from the valley at the tail and meeting up to the NS logo.

Put in crazy and hilarious photos like what J Lev did with the first model, but tone it down slightly so that you can appreciate the background and aesthetics of the ski (showing how all this shit leads to NS glory).

and voila. NS ridiculousness!





I hope this makes sense and I don't sound retarded haha


Oct 18 2013 12:11PM
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Huck_Norris
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Yeah but that's old, which means it isn't good enough for J skis.

Someone please find the pic of the NS llama wearing the red scarf, then layer it as if it was a crowd of dozens upon dozens of them. Sprinkle in a few top hats and monocles and WHAM.



Or go the extra mile and make a full-on llamacorn and then turn it into a herd- of course taking part in the seasonal migration to the park. Wearing full tilts.
Oct 18 2013 12:15PM
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Mag
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Ditto, probably more likely to buy a ski with this top sheet than any other.


I still think we should do it like those Jon olsson skis(I think it's them), but we can use NS pinknames instead, and of course skiierman.
Oct 18 2013 12:15PM
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OR


OSAMA PROS

DAMN those are gangster
Oct 18 2013 12:16PM
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snowfinder
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I was thinking more along the lines of highest up voted design to keep it simple seeing how time is an issue.
Oct 18 2013 12:16PM
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Huck_Norris
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Llamabears are preapproved as well in case you were wondering.




Man I wish I had any discernible Photoshop skills, I would fucking slay if I wasn't functionally retarded.
Oct 18 2013 12:17PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Yeah either works. Contest system is a bit better designed for it and monitors cheating a bit better. Forums still work, just not as structured. Of course... it might not matter that much for this.

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Oct 18 2013 12:25PM
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Troy.
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My vote is for the Gnarlywhals from 2011 Worst Topsheet

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Oct 18 2013 12:27PM
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Kooky_Lukey
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Make them look just like the Jon Olsson pro models with the babes but make it the solid 7 girl
Oct 18 2013 12:36PM
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Bromium
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left : top sheet right: base

v2.0
Oct 18 2013 12:40PM
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Bromium
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if someone can post a list of ns gorgeous best thread it would be a plus
Oct 18 2013 12:47PM
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Mag
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Now we're cooking, have it peeking round
Oct 18 2013 12:49PM
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Oxburger
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This is what my brain came up with...
Oct 18 2013 12:56PM
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Huck_Norris
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Can someone please dig up the pic of the white llama head with the red scarf? I'm going to try my hand at photoshop and I feel like I might be able to come up with a decent Grizllamacorn if I could just get that pic.


Oct 18 2013 12:56PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Oct 18 2013 1:00PM
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nolans15
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I say we just go white background with bold print on the topsheets that says "SKIIERMAN IS A CUMDUMPSTER" and the base has the NS logo on the tip and tail

Oct 18 2013 1:02PM
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JAHBRADOR
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I dont often agree with Gato but this.
Oct 18 2013 1:04PM
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NinetyFour
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http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4300000/Llama-8D-tfw-the-friends-whatever-4365965-1456-1955.jpg

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There it is with the link.
Oct 18 2013 1:28PM
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Dub_Digital
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fish sticks
Oct 18 2013 1:36PM
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CheddarJack
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Osama Pro topsheets

Llama bases


IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Oct 18 2013 1:36PM
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Bromium
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your choice
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Oct 18 2013 1:41PM
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STwoops
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Llama like above (old j.o style) only one side the llama is nerdy and really goofy looking and the other is thugged out (no show face murdered out goggles ns bandana) as per the split personality that comes with being a seasoned nser. Also tiny tiny pic of mike wilson with a speech bubble saying "Bitch Im Kendrick Llama" would be appreciated
Oct 18 2013 1:43PM
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