be me grade 10, walking around with big group of friends, one of them has this fleshlight thing that his fucking around with (pun intended) walks into cafeteria of about 400 kids and several staff members yells something really loud (cant remember what) and lobs the fleshlight into a crowd of kids. The old ass cafeteria lady picks it up and looks at it like dafuk is this, we all run away laughing our asses off. And to top it off he told us later that he jerked it with it once and threw it because it sucked.
Also as a senior prank we had a huge dildo fight.
*sparknotes-flesh light, thrown into cafe, old lady finds it, ?????, profit
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