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Worst way to die?

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skiersupreme
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whats the worst way to die?
Aug 28 2013 9:12PM
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Anathema
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alone :[
Aug 28 2013 9:13PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Aug 28 2013 9:16PM
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JAHpow
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Being fatally sodomized with a night-stick
Aug 28 2013 9:30PM
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JWeinstock
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anything that hurts a shitload but doesnt end quick
Aug 28 2013 9:35PM
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GnarNinja
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A sewer grate would be a terrible way to go..
Aug 28 2013 9:35PM
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Titus69
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RIP ducklings
Aug 28 2013 9:37PM
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Iron Maiden MOTHAFUCKA


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Aug 28 2013 9:39PM
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SFB
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you are at a crowded waterpark in the wave pool, obese man in an innertube floats over you, you drown.
Aug 28 2013 9:39PM
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first_rodeo
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drowning at a quarry
Aug 28 2013 9:40PM
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RimJobber
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Fucking drowning.

Ironically I'm a lifeguard.
Aug 28 2013 9:59PM
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kebbek
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At war
Aug 28 2013 10:02PM
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Bogs
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that's not ironic.

accidently autoerotic asphyxiating yourself to death is pretty embarrassing
Aug 28 2013 10:24PM
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CaptainObvious.
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This saddened me probably more than it should have.
Aug 28 2013 10:26PM
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PsychedelicMoose
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Drowning.
Aug 28 2013 10:27PM
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grapejuice3000+
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newschoolers automatically assumes that the worst way to die would be in some obscure, sexual way. fucking twerps
Aug 28 2013 10:28PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Aug 28 2013 10:29PM
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PsychedelicMoose
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Fucking christ man. That was brutal.
Aug 28 2013 10:32PM
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RimJobber
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Didnt watch the vid until after this post.

That was fucked. Guy literally had no feet and was left behind. You could tell he just gave up and knew he was fucked
Aug 28 2013 10:37PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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drowning. although apparently it's supposedly a pretty peaceful way to go.
Aug 28 2013 11:22PM
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DeRizzo
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Actually just gained so much respect for our troops.

Like, I always have supported them, but this just showed that some fucking real shit goes on out there.
Aug 28 2013 11:56PM
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Shredsterr
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I have a fear of getting stabbed. Imagine feeling your internals organs haemorrhaging and your heart pumping your own blood out of your body. Eventually your organs fail from lack of oxygen.
Aug 29 2013 12:11AM
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artfullydodged
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Being raped by a dolphin.

A. A dolphin with no understanding of human anatomy is raping any hole it can find on your body

B. You're Drowning.
Aug 29 2013 12:41AM
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Darth.Maul
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Brazen bull. You get put inside of a bronze hollow bull statue and they light a fire underneath and you are forced to melt to death. Your screams amplify inside of the bronze bull and it provides a show for people around to enjoy while you slowly melt and burn to death.

Also a giant microwave would be pretty shitty.
Aug 29 2013 12:44AM
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Chubz.
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Bleeding out I'd say
Aug 29 2013 12:48AM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
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Lol

Aug 29 2013 1:12AM
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LoathesRaisins
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This would be a real pain in the ass too.
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Aug 29 2013 1:28AM
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newnewschool
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You can literally die from laughing. Look up the mental floss video on the worst ways to die
Aug 29 2013 2:36AM
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Darth.Maul
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Waterboarding is also on my list. You can feel like your drowning for a very long time before dying.
Aug 29 2013 2:38AM
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HolySchimmel
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That does sound pretty bad. Those people in the medival times had the worst torture methods. Guess dying from one of those wouldn't be too cool either
Aug 29 2013 5:26AM
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Spicy.Cat
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Being tied down and having bamboo grown under you (grows slowly, but will always grow straight up and will go through whats in it's way)
Aug 29 2013 10:44AM
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Huck_Norris
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I'm thinking being subjected to the breaking wheel, then being set on fire and mauled by a pack of hyenas with lazer beam teeth would be pretty shitty.
Aug 29 2013 10:53AM
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theBearJew
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Aug 29 2013 10:55AM
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theBearJew
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And I think the worst way to die would be one of these two.

You are shot in both kneecaps, pushed down a slide of razorblades into a pool of lemon juice and you drown while all of your wounds are burning.

OR

You are put in a room, tied to a chair in a fireproof suit with an oxygen tank. The walls are doused with gasoline and set aflame. You either die from suffocation if the oxygen runs our, eventually get burned alive, or a combination of both. Either way you are watching your death slowly creep up as the fire moves closer...
Aug 29 2013 10:57AM
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yelsel
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i'm going to say a plane crash.

the fact that you're that high up and you know you're going down and about to die?! fuck that noise
Aug 29 2013 10:58AM
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snwbrdmilf
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I hate this thread.
Aug 29 2013 11:01AM
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saskskier
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Anything to do with burning or drowning.
Aug 29 2013 11:58AM
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Mag
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Just reading this thread caused my balls to suck themselves into my stomach.


That one where they're sawing the guy in half vertically... Fuuuuu
Aug 29 2013 12:06PM
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JustForYou
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Holy fuck that's sad.
Aug 29 2013 12:37PM
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Z-Juice
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That's just depressing
Aug 29 2013 12:40PM
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Pipe_Munky
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fire
Aug 29 2013 12:42PM
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Kazabazua
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That would just stab you in the heart and brain, you'd be dead in seconds.

I say being slowly crushed to death.
Aug 29 2013 12:43PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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Excellent!
Aug 29 2013 12:48PM
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joshc97
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Slowly lowered into a massive blender, feet first.
Aug 29 2013 1:18PM
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TijmenDal
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Whirlpool; getting sucked into the depths of the ocean. That's my biggest fear.
Aug 29 2013 3:22PM
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Olimar
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burning has to be the worst. Think about how much pain you would suffer before you actually die. Apparently drowning is peaceful. I have no clue how people know that considering if you died from drowning then youre dead and wouldnt be able to tell people it was peaceful, but thats just what ive heard.
Aug 29 2013 4:06PM
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Kazabazua
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I've thought about the fire thing a lot but I think your body would go into shock after not too long and you would no longer feel anything.
Aug 29 2013 4:11PM
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Plankton
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going swimming at night alone and there is an unexpected strong current and you get disoriented and drown in the pitch black dark where no one can hear your screams and no one will find your body and you slowly get sucked under the freezing water
Aug 29 2013 4:14PM
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Miomo
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Fucking death by chocolate, man.
A terrible way to go.
Aug 29 2013 4:22PM
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3-6-steeze
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People have been resuscitated after drowning, my uncle had a friend who drowned and was given CPR. He said that after all the panic, it's like going to sleep, it's actually pretty peaceful and relaxing.
Aug 29 2013 4:29PM
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ForeverYung
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Being mauled to death by a lion or other large animal
Aug 29 2013 4:42PM
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