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Why are fireworks banned but guns are perfectly fine? Fuck logic

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.qzyxya
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The sole purpose of a firework is for entertainment value, but a guns is made to kill people. Does it really make sense that a machine designed to kill people is going to be allowed when something used for entertainment but could accidentally kill people isn't? My state is fucking retarded
Jul 3 2013 8:47PM
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Chubz.
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BCUZ DIS IS MURICA
Jul 3 2013 8:51PM
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LoathesRaisins
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u ned 2 chk ur qramer b4 u pst nxt tyme
Jul 3 2013 8:52PM
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.Rybak.
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Because you touch yourself at night.
Jul 3 2013 8:55PM
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last_tango
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In maine they legalized fireworks in the summer of 2012. There were fireworks going off right in the ghetto part of town I lived in for two months straight and it was scary in the fact that someone could put a cap in someones ass and get away with it as far as hearing a shot go off. Take a bunch of crack smokers and bathsalt users with guns with an opportunity to shoot guns and they took advantage of the opportunity.

Fuck dumb ass people.
Jul 3 2013 8:58PM
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Dingo69
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Go to south carolina. Plenty of good fireworks there
Jul 3 2013 8:59PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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I live in northern arizona, and idk if you heard but fires are a bit of an issue. As such, all firing ranges in yavapai county, which is where i live and where the prescott fire crew died, that have any wood or brush near them were closed a month ago. Only indoor ranges and the few that are in rock quarries, dunes, or sand pits are open.

None of the cities in our county have fireworks for a very good reason. Fireworks are made to shoot off sparks in many directions, which wouldn't go too well in a forest of dry trees. Guns release a single (albeit very hot) bullet that usually ends up close to the target. Fireworks can be affected by weather, residents don't like the idea of hot sparks and gunpowder raining down on juniper trees where the wind blows 30mph every day.

Thats why you fucktard.
Jul 3 2013 8:59PM
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Balbertt
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You went full retard.
Jul 3 2013 8:59PM
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GayWolf420
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its that socialist nazi obama!
Jul 3 2013 9:00PM
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.qzyxya
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spelling 2gud

It's not like I want to buy fireworks myself, I just don't understand how they could ban fireworks for safety reasons but not do anything about dumbasses with guns. At least fireworks can potentially put out something positive
Jul 3 2013 9:04PM
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.Rybak.
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So can guns you fucknut.
Jul 3 2013 9:06PM
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Bogs
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because fireworks didn't exist in 1776
Jul 3 2013 9:17PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
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Both should be banned. One of them can kill a person and one of them can start a forest fire.
Jul 3 2013 9:24PM
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Anathema
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south of the border!
Jul 3 2013 9:27PM
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SFB
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oh gee i fucking wonder. its not like fireworks are huge fire danger when all of the midwest is basically a giant tinder box. fucking idiot.
Jul 3 2013 9:33PM
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Piste.Off
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yes they did
Jul 3 2013 9:33PM
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monkatizer
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Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo vetoed on Friday legislation that would have legalized sparklers and other similar types of small fireworks across the state, except in New York City, citing safety concerns.


i cant remember the last time we had a forest fire in NY too.

fuck NY
Jul 3 2013 9:33PM
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Spinoza
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/703222/

^
Jul 3 2013 9:37PM
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.squirrely.
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and guns don't?
Jul 3 2013 9:50PM
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corona
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says the guy who just went full retard. guns were invented for the sole purpose of killing other human beings. dumb dumb.
Jul 3 2013 9:54PM
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Spinoza
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if we just had a world wide gun fight we could solve all these problems. about 100 people would remain at the end because they are the mutations that are bulletproof. then allow those 100 people to repopulate the planet with bulletproof humans.
ta da - no more gun debate
Jul 3 2013 9:57PM
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Bogs
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oh. whoops.
Jul 3 2013 9:59PM
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corona
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I'd be down.

but on a related topic, my comment isn't exactly debatable. it's cold, hard fact.


also I'd go rambo style with bow and exploding arrows.
Jul 3 2013 10:02PM
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5m0k3we3d
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Because America voted for Obama
Jul 3 2013 10:07PM
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GANDALF
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Mods please delete this fucking useless thread
Jul 3 2013 10:10PM
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5m0k3we3d
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You're fucking useless
Jul 3 2013 10:14PM
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HANNERTALL_420
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they were around way before guns









dumbass
Jul 3 2013 10:18PM
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Balbertt
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Oriental people not sure the exact ones have been using fireworks long before guns. They are said to be the inventors of gun powder.
Jul 3 2013 10:24PM
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AaronO.
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Why are drugs illegal? I mean it's just entertainment right?...
Jul 3 2013 10:26PM
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EricCartman
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umm, are you retarded...
Jul 3 2013 10:32PM
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DosasNMimosas
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just fire off your guns into the sky instead of fireworks... if the police come by, just say you were aiming for the moon
Jul 3 2013 10:36PM
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Bogs
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I prefer ignorant, but I guess either works.
Jul 3 2013 11:47PM
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chicken
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because a shitty old piece of paper says so. it's the fucking USA. of course there is no logic.
Jul 3 2013 11:48PM
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Rparr
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They're lunatics about fireworks where I live. Anything more than a smoke bomb is apparently illegal
Jul 3 2013 11:53PM
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Titus69
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guns dont kill people, I kill people
Jul 3 2013 11:55PM
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bighomieflock
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Yeah and hardwood floors should be banned because people can get hurt if they fall on them.
Jul 4 2013 12:10AM
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daannnnieel
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Sorry, not everyone is poor enough to experience the "ghetto" life.
Jul 4 2013 12:25AM
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daannnnieel
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with this logic we can ban cigarettes, cars, matches, lighters, magnifying glasses, dirt bikes, atv's, special types of rock, you name it! If it has the slightest possibility of a forest fire may as well nerf it.

Look at you go.
Jul 4 2013 12:28AM
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deleted5
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This is probably one of the top 5 funniest thing I've ever read on ns. To answer your question, a bunch of kids playing with fire works blowing off their fingers is not ideal.
Jul 4 2013 12:38AM
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LiquorLanch
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Assuming you live in Massachusetts...there's your answer. You live in a retarded state that consistently votes the worst candidate into office.
Jul 4 2013 8:54AM
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7-11_Slurpee
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Move to wisconsin where fireworks are legal and you can legally shoot a gun at 8
Jul 4 2013 8:58AM
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Bogs
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You spelled "best state in the country, thank you for having the balls to stand up to the British, unlike my state" wrong.
Jul 4 2013 9:05AM
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LiquorLanch
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It's a good state until you have to live here...
Jul 4 2013 9:14AM
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Bogs
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If you don't like it, you can get the fuck out. Trust me, nobody is going to miss you.
Jul 4 2013 9:17AM
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.Rybak.
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Jul 4 2013 9:21AM
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LiquorLanch
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What's your point? You sound like one of those people who still have Obama's cock so far down their throat they seem to be shitting it out too!
Jul 4 2013 9:26AM
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Bogs
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Leave or stop complaining.
Jul 4 2013 9:47AM
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GuacamoleMane
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First of all guns are not a large issue in mass, our laws are some of the harshest and that leads to a better gun safety track record than most states. Secondly fireworks when used how they are supposed to be are inherently dangerous, that doesn't stop me or many others from using them occasionally but they are easy to acquire and use incorrectly, unlike guns
Jul 4 2013 10:04AM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
I can drive less than 30 minutes to NH, buy a shitton of them, and use to my hearts content and guess what? The cops dont give a fuck.

Also we have good gun safety if you leave out Dorchester and Springfield and all those crapholes plus everyone a democrat so its not like they'd one anyways.
Jul 4 2013 11:28AM
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Logey.
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Actually the first legitimate gun was more of a cannon. It was basically just a long metal tube that they would pack full of gun powder, which was made in the 1300's if I remember right, and would shove anything that would fit down the tube and light it off. This "gun" was made for going through and breaking walls and such. Advances then turned it into a shoulder fired weapon, what we would consider a gun. Cute assumption tho.
Another example of how thats a stupid argument is the Internet was made for the military, and look how that turned out. Moron
Jul 4 2013 12:13PM
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MilaKunis
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But like guns are dangerous and like fireworks are safe and stuff
Jul 4 2013 12:34PM
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