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estaked
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Any comic book or video game character who would you be and why?
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'15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her' - Josh

'i like whistler, where you can hit on 14 year olds'- Mr Timmmaty D. (telling me he gets indimidated by 30 yrs old women)

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THE LAB
Nov 10 2004 3:24AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes. That kid has it down.



You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...
Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Nov 10 2004 3:27AM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
luigi duh who else
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'15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her' - Josh

'i like whistler, where you can hit on 14 year olds'- Mr Timmmaty D. (telling me he gets indimidated by 30 yrs old women)

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STENCIL KREW

THE LAB
Nov 10 2004 3:28AM
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jack_tha_ripper
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do porno comics count
Nov 10 2004 3:41AM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
make it whatever you want it to be...
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'15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her' - Josh

'i like whistler, where you can hit on 14 year olds'- Mr Timmmaty D. (telling me he gets indimidated by 30 yrs old women)

$$$$$$NWFT$$$$$$

STENCIL KREW

THE LAB
Nov 10 2004 3:51AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
well i already am jeremy from zits, so i don't really have a choice.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
Nov 10 2004 5:02AM
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RaginCajun
Posts: 316 - Karma: 10
yeah calvin is by far the coolest cartoon kid ever. with that fuckin transmografyer, you cant beat that.
Nov 10 2004 6:06AM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
invisible woman, i've always wanted to be a chick for a day or two.. haha
NS Philosopher
Nov 10 2004 6:58AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
hobbes is the shit, i would definitely be hobbes
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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Nov 10 2004 7:18AM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
yea calvin knows whats goin down

MOUNT SNOW REPRESENT
Nov 10 2004 8:34AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
I'd be Ziggy.

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Nov 10 2004 9:04AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
spiderman.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**
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Nov 10 2004 10:48AM
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katesd
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Rogue
Nov 10 2004 11:42AM
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Smithy
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id be hobbes from calvin and hobbes. hes much more down to earth and chill.






T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.
Nov 10 2004 11:45AM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
i'd be that black kid. i dont know what the name of the cartoon was but hes the shit
fuck a book
Nov 10 2004 11:48AM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
Hughe Hefner,Carl Johnson or Tommy Vercetti






IIIIFRNT
Nov 10 2004 1:11PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Batman...duh!




Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
Nov 10 2004 1:13PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
^tommy v souunds good






holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Nov 10 2004 1:13PM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
superman, or richie rich




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EUROPE KICKS ASS
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Useless Fact of the Moment:
'The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '

^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
Nov 10 2004 1:18PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
capt crunch



I'd rather be rich than stupid.
Nov 10 2004 1:19PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
I would become the ultimate superhero...

QUAIL MAN!!!!!!



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Nov 10 2004 1:22PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
I would Be Iron man. He was the shit.
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'Humanity needs to stop having relations with it's mother' -a freind on Oedipus Rex.
Nov 10 2004 2:15PM
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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsJik
Posts: 622 - Karma: 20
Luke Skywalker


I'm huge in Europe
Nov 10 2004 2:40PM
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teamdummy
Posts: 1187 - Karma: 2,595
bluntman or chronic
Nov 10 2004 2:59PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
capt america fo sho

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list
Nov 10 2004 3:01PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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id fuckin mix it up, STUPENDOUS MAN!
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
Nov 10 2004 4:57PM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
Actarus from Goldorak (do you know that in USA?)

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
VOTE BUSH!!
Nov 10 2004 4:58PM
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punk_rider
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ho no! better be Albator!

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
VOTE BUSH!!
Nov 10 2004 4:59PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
Oh no, I'd be Captain Spiff, what better way to live than traveling the universe vanguishing aliens and getting in trouble... only to have your adventures interrupted by mom.
-AndrewP
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Per solitudinem ardere in remedium formidinis dictitabat.
'It is often said that the best remedy for fear is to burn alone.'
Nov 10 2004 5:00PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
superman cause he has xray vision and you know what he uses it for
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Chris



Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
Nov 10 2004 5:00PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
Nightcrawler


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Nov 10 2004 5:01PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
hobbes. being a tiger is really cool.


-teddy
WWTJSD?
Nov 10 2004 5:02PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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^^^^ dude you fag, its spaceman spiff. what kind of fuckin amateur are you? fuckin unacceptable... ha.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
Nov 10 2004 5:08PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
Alright, alright, Crystal. Slay me for the gaff, I mean truly, I do deserve it. haha

Funny thing is I had my 13 book collection of C+H 3 feet away from me.

That's it...
-AndrewP
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Per solitudinem ardere in remedium formidinis dictitabat.
'It is often said that the best remedy for fear is to burn alone.'
Nov 10 2004 5:11PM
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Almost
Posts: 417 - Karma: 10
Obi-Wan, the force rules
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Let's do it for Tommy!
CCF to Victory
Nov 10 2004 5:25PM
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TheWorst
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ummm asac i think your wrong... im jeremy from zits
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Nov 10 2004 6:17PM
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SkiBumDreams
Posts: 560 - Karma: 10
megaman all the way and as for comic boos i would have to say snoopy, flying the plane fighting the red baron oh hells yeah!
Nov 10 2004 6:22PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
I assumed Spaceman Spiff would be included in Calvin...

He's the best.



You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...
Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Nov 10 2004 6:22PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
you cant touch my calvin knowldge... over my life i must have read all of those books at least 15 times... probably more. im pretty sure from the ages of like 7-11 i was reading through the rotation continuously.

i could go for Tracer Bullet as well.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
Nov 10 2004 6:34PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199








You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...
Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Nov 10 2004 6:40PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
prolly swamp thing.....he makes my heart sing (from that song)



dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz
'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7
'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness
Nov 10 2004 7:28PM
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brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
wolverine, or maybe colossus


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yeah, like hilary duff poses in bikinis and shows cleavage and shes only like 15 years old and you guys all stare at pics of her, but seeing her with a big black dick in her ass then recieving a messy facial would be much hotter but we can only dream of that for now until jay gets a hold of her-Lateralis

thats wierd, i had the same fucken dream! except i woke up beside my dad with glue on my face......it was wierd-Lateralis
Nov 10 2004 8:08PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Master Chief

Mac 'n' Steeze Movie
Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
Nov 10 2004 8:44PM
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sherpasrock
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id have to agree...spaceman spiff rules
Nov 10 2004 9:06PM
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SiverMike
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Bush in '04-When keeping it real goes wrong!
Nov 10 2004 9:07PM
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Trash
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Rocky the Herald Comics Racoon
Nov 10 2004 9:08PM
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punk_rider
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Pikachu

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
VOTE BUSH!!
Nov 11 2004 10:28AM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
Brian....from the Family Guy.


I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
Nov 11 2004 10:45AM
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DAMICO
Posts: 2645 - Karma: 12
ummm...S.W.A.T CATS! yeah... they get all the pussy

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My Hardy Boys are killing me... it's no mystery!



*NS Skateboarders Cult*
Nov 11 2004 11:35AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
i'd be jake from the romp. he's a pimp, not unlike myself.




Joel
Nov 11 2004 12:00PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Philippe Larose.

-TAK, PPPhD

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''Independence is for the very few; it is a privilege of the strong. And whoever attempts it even with the best right but without inner constraint proves that he is probably not only strong, but also daring to the point of recklessness. He enters into a labyrinth, he multiplies a thousandfold the dangers which life brings with it in any case, not the least of which is that no one can see how and where he loses his way, becomes lonely, and is torn piecemeal by some minotaur of conscience. Supposing one like that comes to grief, this happens so far from the comprehension of men that they neither feel it nor sympathize. And he cannot go back any longer. Nor can he go back to the pity of men.'' -my buddy, Fred

''The possibility of physical and mental breakdown is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.'' -Raoul Duke, and his good friend, Mr.Jim Bean
Nov 11 2004 12:24PM
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