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Jeebus.
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So one day i was walking down the street when i saw...
Feb 10 2013 10:06PM
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roddy116
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a smelly dirty asian. and he decided to
Feb 10 2013 10:07PM
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.AR6rider.
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A huge repost in the shape of a dildo.
Feb 10 2013 10:07PM
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Jeebus.
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drop his pants and take a poop. when someone shouted
Feb 10 2013 10:08PM
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FatWhore
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you ruined it.. like a FatWhore ruins a porno
Feb 10 2013 10:08PM
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hippi3773
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walk away until he realized he was being raped from behind by a giraffe. At the shock of that he
Feb 10 2013 10:09PM
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accualyisdolan
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Rape him, then kill him, then toss him in the river. Afterwards, I
Feb 10 2013 10:09PM
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accualyisdolan
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This isn't working very well
Feb 10 2013 10:10PM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130

jumped into the river after him because i got the urge to rape the courpse. it all went well till

Feb 10 2013 10:15PM
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Jeebus.
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You don't work very well. THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT HATING ON accualyisdolan!!!
Feb 10 2013 10:16PM
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roddy116
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a skin head came up to me holding a vibrator. and he tossed a
Feb 10 2013 10:16PM
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Spinoza
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his butthole bit off my penis! Blood was squirting everywhere and i had to plug the hole with...
Feb 10 2013 10:17PM
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Jeebus.
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Burrito at my head, i ducked but wasn't able to
Feb 10 2013 10:17PM
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Spinoza
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now i hate this thread. fuck.
Feb 10 2013 10:18PM
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the-honeypossum
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move fast enough. the burrito penitrated my anus and

Feb 10 2013 10:23PM
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roddy116
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then a fish started to nibble on the burrito. then the fish went
Feb 10 2013 10:24PM
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FatWhore
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in to my anus. Then we watched a movie, during the movie the fish
Feb 10 2013 10:28PM
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Jeebus.
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pooped in my anus. I felt
Feb 10 2013 10:33PM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130
invited all his fish friends inside to have a party. the fish bros got drunk and
Feb 10 2013 10:33PM
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act.resist
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This is so gay, someone bump the actual thread
Feb 10 2013 11:01PM
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the-honeypossum
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is it gay? or is it strait and you're just gay?
Feb 10 2013 11:07PM
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act.resist
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Nope, it's gay.
Feb 10 2013 11:09PM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130
go away, ur mean
Feb 10 2013 11:11PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
no this is my thread, I was her furst
Feb 10 2013 11:13PM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130
you were here "furst" huh?
Feb 10 2013 11:15PM
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roddy116
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no i was...
Feb 10 2013 11:15PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
OP is clearly gay.
Feb 10 2013 11:16PM
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the-honeypossum
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deffinetly

Feb 10 2013 11:23PM
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CandyNipples.
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lets start again

I woke up next to the warm dildo covered in smuckers, and
Feb 10 2013 11:27PM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130
Was bummed when I realized I was out of peanut butter. So I used
Feb 11 2013 1:53AM
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Stickity
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mayo and crushed acorns to satisfy my primal urges. During my rigorous self pleasuring....
Feb 11 2013 2:25AM
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joshwyat
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I realized I developed a horrible rash. So I...
Feb 11 2013 3:31AM
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POTandPans
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pour grape jelly all over me and my grandmother. Then she screamed
Feb 11 2013 3:33AM
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Phil-X-
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covered my body in peanut butter. I proceeded to run to the nearest
Feb 11 2013 3:41AM
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E__
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adult store to make a rubber dildoed chainsaw.

I then stripped naked and started masturbating in the middle of the store to..
Feb 11 2013 4:23AM
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Broommasta
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....a photo of hayley langdon cause ya know her mosquito bite boobies just get me so hard my dick explodes so i...
Feb 11 2013 4:27AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Yes :'(
Feb 11 2013 9:01AM
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HWW
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fail thread
Feb 11 2013 9:03AM
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Jeebus.
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Thrail fead
Feb 11 2013 11:01AM
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theabortionator
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another shitty form game

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Feb 11 2013 11:20AM
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theabortionator
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forum. Since OP will prolly be butthurt that his thread blows.
Feb 11 2013 11:21AM
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Jeebus.
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Yep, i am.
Feb 11 2013 11:23AM
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Stickity
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YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PEANUT BUTTER
Feb 11 2013 12:19PM
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Ehball
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I actually enjoyed reading this. Continue to amuse me, peasants.
Feb 11 2013 12:30PM
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Stickity
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phoque you
Feb 11 2013 12:33PM
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the-honeypossum
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grab masking tape a pair of socks and some gatoraid so i can...
Feb 11 2013 11:42PM
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*ninja*
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lick it all up out of grandpas butthole...
Feb 11 2013 11:47PM
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_Garagely_
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and proceed to regurgitate it. Then a large squirrel...
Feb 11 2013 11:54PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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farted. Then a girl with a dildo
Feb 11 2013 11:55PM
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DILLINGER
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PUSHED IT SO FAR UP HER BUTTHOLE THAT IT CAME OUT OF HER MOUTH. ALL OF A SUDDEN
Feb 12 2013 6:46AM
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esotericjive
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Godzilla appeared. He was pissed because
Feb 12 2013 8:00AM
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