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Jeebus.
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So one day i was walking down the street when i saw...
Feb 10 2013 10:06PM
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Jeebus.
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somebody had ate his tacos and drank his beer. He shouted at
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stizzle
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Sasquatch. "What is that dangling
Feb 12 2013 10:47AM
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Ehball
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he ran out of japanese people to eat. So he decided to
Feb 12 2013 4:10PM
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POTandPans
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Eat his own penis because it looked like sausage.

The next time he pissed ...

Feb 12 2013 4:22PM
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act.resist
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same
Feb 12 2013 5:09PM
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CaelW
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Sex marriage is legal in some states. But in Nebraska
Feb 12 2013 5:47PM
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act.resist
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people are still doing this?
Feb 12 2013 5:56PM
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Jeebus.
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There once was a man from peru...
Mar 17 2013 9:20PM
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Robski97
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who dreamed he was eating his shoe
Mar 17 2013 9:29PM
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FERG0
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And then he peed in her butt. Meanwhile, in my vagina...
Mar 17 2013 9:39PM
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Jeebus.
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A strange stench was arising.
Mar 17 2013 10:43PM
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Broommasta
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he knew right then he forgot his yeast infection pills
Mar 17 2013 10:44PM
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CheddarJack
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but then remembered there's no such thing. Justin Timberlake likes
Mar 17 2013 10:46PM
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act.resist
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To deficate in little boys underpants. But
Mar 18 2013 10:00AM
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