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Urinals at the home

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bweld123
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I have always wondered why urinals were not more popular at private homes. I think it would be awesome to have a urinal at your house, and it doesn't look to hard to install/maintain. Morning wood could be dismissed and much easier to handle if I had a urinal.
Feb 6 2013 9:09PM
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KravtZ
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pretty good idea but it would definitely smell pretty bad after a while. Would need to be cleaned a lotttt
Feb 6 2013 9:26PM
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skibeest
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I was just thinking this the other day. And they come with those fun mints to chew on.
Feb 6 2013 9:27PM
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HIT
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lol'ed


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Feb 6 2013 9:28PM
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timmi
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It could be pretty cool or funny in a bachelor apartment, but unless you had the coolest wife in the world it wouldn't fly.
Feb 6 2013 9:29PM
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De-Clan
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Bobby, u should ask blue hills for one of theirs and bring it back to CT haha
Feb 6 2013 9:46PM
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accualyisdolan
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Haha
Feb 6 2013 9:48PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
I would put it directly across from my toilet as close as possible with reasonable walking space so that I could throw up in the urinal and shit at the same time. for those rough sundays
Feb 6 2013 9:56PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
my neighbor had one in his garage/ workshop. That way if he had to take a leak he didn't track sawdust or dirt or whatever he was working on through the house. Put it in himself too.
Feb 6 2013 10:00PM
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Chompo.
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I feel as if two actual toilets would be more effective. Much easier to flush it down that way
Feb 6 2013 10:02PM
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andybob
Posts: 474 - Karma: 35
When I have a garage I want to have a bathroom with a urinal. So boss

Feb 6 2013 10:06PM
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dreadyboy
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It's called a sink
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Feb 6 2013 10:22PM
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ThundaKilla
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My grandpas ground floor bathroom only has a urinal and a regular toilet. It's so cool.
Feb 6 2013 10:30PM
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Spinoza
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My dad's rich friend has one. Pretty G-star
Feb 6 2013 10:32PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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Feb 6 2013 10:37PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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why don't my embeds ever work ....why can't I have nice things :(
Feb 6 2013 10:38PM
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nagger
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at the same time
Feb 6 2013 10:41PM
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grown-ninja
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My gf of a bunch of years is supper cool with me putting a urinal in our house when we go that route
Feb 6 2013 10:41PM
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mackcamp
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Midweststeeze used to have one at his old house.
Feb 6 2013 10:49PM
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BlackCupid
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Don't you hate that when you have to shit and vomit at the same time, but you can't decide if you should go for the shit or wait for the vomit?


Feb 7 2013 1:04AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545
I just piss into my shower. Same end result.
Feb 7 2013 1:12AM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
Join a fraternity, then you'll have a urinal in your house, use it on the regular, and suddenly you'll have your fill of pissing in a urinal in your home and understand why they're not in houses.
Feb 7 2013 1:26AM
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eheath
Posts: 61159 - Karma: 118,879
I had a buddy who wanted to install one in his house, he ended up bailing but you save like 1-2 gal/flush with a urinal and with 4+ guys in the house thats alot of water.

Or you could just piss outside.
Feb 7 2013 1:31AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
It would make for a cool picture. In one end, out the other.
Feb 7 2013 1:32AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4751 - Karma: -559
Big time status symbol. Way to go is to put one in a closet. You don't need a sink of course with it so anywhere near plumbling will work.

Get lots of those cakes for it too.
Feb 7 2013 1:32AM
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dreadyboy
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When you go in the sick washing your hands is the flush. And there's soap that goes in after it so it gets clean and there's no smell.
Feb 7 2013 1:44AM
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CluckaChuck
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hahaha, I had one at my old house. Classic.
Feb 7 2013 1:54AM
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TRASHTALK
Posts: 324 - Karma: 493
^this. for days.
Feb 7 2013 2:36AM
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TRASHTALK
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really? fraternity?
Feb 7 2013 2:38AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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the bathroom in my house has two toilets in it. i don't know why they did it, but that's how it is. we bought the house a year ago from the estate of an old couple that had passed away.
Feb 7 2013 3:18AM
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Troy.
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You wouldn't call your country a cunt, would you?
Feb 7 2013 12:02PM
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act.resist
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My friend has one in his basement, I don't quite understand how it's any different from a toilet/besides not peeing on seat/lifting up seat
Feb 7 2013 12:08PM
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Randy_Marsh
Posts: 253 - Karma: 35
why not just get one of those troughs....
Feb 7 2013 12:27PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
no, because even if you shorten country, it doesn't spell cunt. It spells count.


Frat/ernity

Count/ry
Feb 7 2013 12:33PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
a friend of mine has a seporated garage/barn and they replaced the small bathroom in it a few years back. pulled out the standard old john and put in a urinal lol.
Feb 7 2013 12:37PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Want one bad
Feb 7 2013 12:40PM
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B.Aussie
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Why would a wife not let a husband get a urinal? I see no problem with it better than peeing on the seat.
Feb 8 2013 9:06AM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
I've seen these before, and definitely peed next to someone, alcohol will do that to you.

and yeah, if I ever get married, more power to you to get a urinal.
Feb 8 2013 9:19AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
I know a family who has a bathroom attached to their garage, and they have a urinal. it's $$$$. That's the only one I've ever seen at a private residence though
Feb 8 2013 9:28AM
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boo10159
Posts: 270 - Karma: 137
my uncle has a drinking fountain in his garage. almost the same idea.
Feb 8 2013 10:43AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
ha, ours aren't right next to each other. that would be even more weird. the two in our bathroom are at each end of the bathroom (pretty big bathroom) and separated by the dual sinks + half walls.
Feb 8 2013 11:15AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
My friends apartment that Is pretty much my second home, is the proud owner of two urinals for four people. One is like right in front of the toilet too so you can sit down and puke at 2am.
The ultimate in college supremacy and convenience. But, it smells like piss a lot
Feb 8 2013 12:19PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
I'm just saying, can you see your mom letting your dad get a urinal?
Feb 8 2013 4:36PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Window or sink for peeing.

Bidet acts as makeshift fridge.

Click for larger image
Feb 8 2013 5:26PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
someones seen madagascar 2
Feb 8 2013 5:31PM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522
It wouldn't fit in their bathroom. But I don't see why else she wouldn't let him get one.
Feb 8 2013 8:41PM
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deepfriedtwinkie
Posts: 434 - Karma: 389
just use piss jugs
Feb 8 2013 8:45PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51311 - Karma: 158,132
It's called a sink


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Feb 8 2013 8:51PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3711 - Karma: 7,413
Anyone else not a fan of urinals? They always spray back at me when I take a hard piss .I enjoy the distance and aim that us included with going in a real toilet
Feb 9 2013 1:26AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
In high school I shit in a urinal for 20 bucks.
Feb 9 2013 1:30AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51311 - Karma: 158,132
It's all about properly using the transition. Like the leaky faucet at my house. I have that dropping into the wall like a 1/4 pipe so there's no compression, no drop sound.

When you piss in a urinal you have to try and use the angles to keep it from splashing back. Another option is to aim directly for the hole.
Feb 9 2013 6:20AM
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