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Urinals at the home

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bweld123
Posts: 221 - Karma: 31
I have always wondered why urinals were not more popular at private homes. I think it would be awesome to have a urinal at your house, and it doesn't look to hard to install/maintain. Morning wood could be dismissed and much easier to handle if I had a urinal.
Feb 6 2013 9:09PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
My house that I rent here in Germany has one in the bathroom. I love it. greatest thing I could have in my house. I highly suggest getting one in every home!!!
Feb 9 2013 11:13AM
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whoa-dere
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did you sit down on the urinal or just squatted infront of it
Feb 9 2013 11:15AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
I had to squat in front. It was really uncomfortable because I didn't want to touch it. But I pulled it off. About an hour later there is an announcement on the PA system. "It has come to our attention that someone in this school is unaware of the difference between a toilet and a urinal. If you know who this is, would you kindly let us know so we can educate him on proper bathroom etiquette."

Everyone started laughing and I never got caught.
Feb 9 2013 11:28AM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 7,415
Yeah but the hole has a little grate over it so it still sprays. Idk its just a hassle to calculate geometry every time I whizz
Feb 9 2013 6:33PM
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theabortionator
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So the sink it is
Feb 9 2013 6:33PM
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K-Dot.
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Or yer mums bum

;-)
Feb 9 2013 6:35PM
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Peter.
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you know what is weird? those urinals that go all the way to the floor.
Feb 9 2013 6:37PM
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Downtofilm
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Feb 9 2013 6:52PM
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theabortionator
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I'm adopted so I don't know my mom. I guess tell her I said hi?
Feb 9 2013 7:05PM
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theabortionator
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Well even though you'd think it's not that hard to get your dick pointed into a urinal, some people struggle and there's piss all over the floor. Also nice because you can aim low and get a better angle on the stream and easily avoid splashback.
Feb 9 2013 7:07PM
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theabortionator
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trip post related
Feb 9 2013 7:11PM
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K-Dot.
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Haha jokes on you i only fuck guys
Feb 9 2013 7:39PM
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theabortionator
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Jokes on you I was grown in a lab
Feb 9 2013 7:50PM
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K-Dot.
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Jokes IN you because this joke is a serial rapist/murderer that just put his genital in your anal canal.
Feb 9 2013 10:02PM
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theabortionator
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The jokes in your head because I'm not real, simply a figment of your fucked up imagination.
Feb 9 2013 10:05PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
hahahaha appearantly "pissbuck" means urinal in that language
Feb 9 2013 10:36PM
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K-Dot.
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Jokes on me because i have conversations with myself while I wank off.
Feb 9 2013 11:19PM
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theabortionator
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Jokes on me because I had a conversation with you while you were touching yourself and that's weird.
Feb 9 2013 11:26PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 7,415
I can't top that. You win this time, arnold schwabortionegger..
Feb 9 2013 11:43PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51309 - Karma: 158,128
This victory is bittersweet. I will leave you with an open invitation to rekindle our lovely banter at a date further on down the road.
Feb 9 2013 11:49PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,684
^baahahaha

and now for some awkward urinals.

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And one for the wifeys...

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Feb 9 2013 11:53PM
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DANETRON
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^ that last one looks like a death trap waiting to happen
Feb 10 2013 1:39AM
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