Substitute teacher stories

tell your stories, heres mine to contribute to the thread: so one time back in 8th grade we had this total prick of a substitute who was Irish and a dick. anyway during the class we had this weird fire drill where the announced it over the phone and it was just like "every one get out of the building" so i got up and yelled intruders! and everyone started yelling intruders and ran out of the class. while everyone was outside waiting me and a few other kids snuck back and flipped over every desk, chair, and threw every thing into a huge pile and snuck back. when the class came to the room he couldn't prove who did it and ended up blaming it on this huge Tongan kid named lopeti who was a little slow. the sub ended up calling him a troll and told him to go back to the bridge he lived under, and then told him to open up the dictionary to stupid. after the five minutes of dead silence it took to find it the sub asked him to tell hi what was there and acted surprised there wasn't a picture of him there, roasted. any ways the 7 foot beast got up and walked right up to him, i thought he was gonna drop him but he then just turned and walked out of the room. me and a friend ended up going to the school disciplinary and telling him about what happened and the sub got ended up getting fired, and the school gave the Tongan kid an apology. they never even thought about who knocked over all the shit. basically i live the thuglife.