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This has to be the dumbest ski invention ever.

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snowfinder
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Jan 11 2013 4:25PM
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baaangthat
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Jan 11 2013 4:28PM
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wreck.yoself
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you're kidding right
Jan 11 2013 4:29PM
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RimJobber
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10/10 idea, would buy. Did you see that fucking leather??
Jan 11 2013 4:32PM
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jsnow
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I get the vibe if you go over 15 mph you will not enjoy those "skis" but gapers are going to love it.
Jan 11 2013 4:44PM
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cydwhit
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dude! all I want are super classy leather ski boots to wear instead of dress shoes! Bet you can walk better in them than full tilts too...
Jan 11 2013 4:47PM
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Toaster-Tony
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The skis look pretty shitty but I wouldn't be surprised if we saw that boot design on next years FT line
Jan 11 2013 4:48PM
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Miomo
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There's a hole in the middle of the "ski"

But all the models are "sold out" on the website:
http://www.skibrogues.com/
Too bad...
Jan 11 2013 4:48PM
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baaangthat
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i bet it would great in the bar apre ski
Jan 11 2013 4:49PM
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kebbek
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getting my skis out of the car and my boots tucked takes me less than 3 mins.
stupid invention can only be made by stupid people.

Jan 11 2013 5:09PM
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SPskier543
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I have a feeling these will be popping up at deer valley
Jan 11 2013 5:13PM
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eirikdl
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Nice leather
Jan 11 2013 5:18PM
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theabortionator
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Fuck the haters, I want a pair of those. I might not ever ski on them but I'll wear them to the bar. Oh you wanna fight? Well BAM I got a motherfucking switchblades on my feet mother fucker!

Shank bitches get money.
Jan 11 2013 5:22PM
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ianj
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Next years TWall boot... instead of the ski folding out of the bottom, there will be a zero gravity booster that shoots lasers so you can throw future spins and slay all those kids that are in the way of the sick features you're about to hit.
Jan 11 2013 5:22PM
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theabortionator
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Anybody remember these?
Jan 11 2013 5:30PM
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scarsimd
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WHAT THE FUCK! FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Jan 11 2013 5:35PM
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yung-lean
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is this even real?
Jan 11 2013 5:52PM
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doGelyst
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go go gadget ski boots?
Jan 11 2013 5:54PM
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FroesenSkeeze
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How would you not catches your edges in the middle of the boot? That huge gap can't be healthy.
Jan 11 2013 6:14PM
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No.Quarter
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i'm pretty sure this is fake

Jan 11 2013 6:15PM
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steezywannabeezy
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So much no understand satire. So much everywhere.
Jan 11 2013 6:17PM
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No.Quarter
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Jan 11 2013 6:20PM
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will_powder
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Hahahahahahahahahaha how gullible is everyone in this thread.
Jan 11 2013 6:34PM
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histonskiah
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Bolts screws and peices fall of of it every time he opens it.. wtf
Jan 11 2013 6:42PM
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iLLbiLLy
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remember them? shit 'sled dogs' are my all mountain quiver


but seriously, bust those bad boys out at gapper day and you will get laid, no questions asked
Jan 11 2013 6:55PM
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doyle.
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I was thinking the same thing
Jan 11 2013 7:02PM
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HumanGenius
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I'd buy and take off the brogue shit and just have dope leather boots. that is, until they get ruined in the rain east coast style
Jan 11 2013 11:27PM
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Dr.Dickless
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need I remind you?


Jan 12 2013 12:45AM
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Jewschoolers
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this would have been really funny if you didnt FUCK IT UP
Jan 12 2013 1:19AM
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Montana_Hoodrat
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I saw that too. seems wasteful haha.

also as soon as i saw that there was a gap in the middle of the skis, I knew he'd never fucking ridden them. It's obviously a joke...
Jan 12 2013 1:40AM
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Tikayt
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Pretty useless, and i'm sure security on that thing doesn't exist.
Jan 12 2013 4:32AM
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-dAvE-
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pretty funny.. but the gap in the middle under boot, obviously wouldnt work...
Jan 12 2013 9:27AM
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Shireshredder
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How can you not know of Mike Wallis, the famous inventor of the Bike Butterfly?


Jan 12 2013 9:37AM
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Shireshredder
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And who can forget the Key Copter?!


Jan 12 2013 9:40AM
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skiEER
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the key copter is the best

Jan 12 2013 1:59PM
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yung-lean
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fake
Feb 8 2013 12:04AM
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yung-lean
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fake
Feb 8 2013 12:05AM
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yung-lean
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fake
Feb 8 2013 12:05AM
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gotti
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is it fake
Feb 8 2013 12:12AM
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