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Anybody else think beards are disgusting?

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accualyisdolan
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I feel like there's this whole beard culture that just seems gross to me. Like how do you keep your face clean when it's covered with hair? Do you shampoo your fucking face? Shits gross sorry to rant
Dec 5 2012 1:28PM
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TheSmellyAsian
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Dec 5 2012 1:30PM
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.Hugo.
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If fucking love having facial hair. Can't wait till my beard fills in a bit more so I can rock it.
Dec 5 2012 1:31PM
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Puns
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NO
Dec 5 2012 1:32PM
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CheddarJack
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The things I would do to have a beard like that...
Dec 5 2012 1:37PM
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mittfree
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Actually, yes. I tend to not let mine get longer than 1cm so it never gets too bushy, but it has never got gross.
Dec 5 2012 1:39PM
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accualyisdolan
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Doesn't that make your face feel all greasy though? Shampoo has like oil and moisturizers in it, I would feel gross if I shampood my face
Dec 5 2012 1:42PM
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Puns
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wtf dude
Dec 5 2012 1:42PM
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accualyisdolan
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Gooby pls
Dec 5 2012 1:44PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I just shaved my beard into a mustache. I liked it a lot. The only negative is, you have to have a lot of confidence if you want to wear one because a bushy man beard can be intimidating to ladies and other guys who can't grow big ol beards. Another negative is when you blow your nose sometimes the snot gets in your stache. Other than that there is no downsides to a beard. They make you look older, they make you look way fucking cooler, and you can go up to guys who can't grow them and ask them whats wrong with them and why they aren't as manly as you... Also being one of the smallest guys in my group of friends it's incredibly hilarious that I can grow the most full and fantastic beard.

My mustache/ sideburn combo right now is a nice change of pace however.
Dec 5 2012 1:46PM
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mittfree
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No, if anything it helps get rid of any gross feeling from the beard.
Dec 5 2012 1:51PM
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skitheice7
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currently i have a nice bushy beard and it is wonderful, it keeps me warm on the hill and makes me look like a sophisticated man, yes there are drawbacks, women can find them off-putting, but it does help you find girls that can see past your looks, to answer about how to keep it clean, baby shampoo works wonders, nice and soft
Dec 5 2012 2:41PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Dec 5 2012 2:59PM
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Dr.Dickless
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you know that soap works on hair too, right?
Dec 5 2012 3:07PM
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accualyisdolan
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Eww
Dec 5 2012 4:42PM
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HWW
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i take it op doesnt wash his hair because shampoo has oil & moisturiser in it and that would be gross
Dec 5 2012 5:09PM
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HenniferLopez
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Hi there, how are things?
Dec 5 2012 5:09PM
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Stickity
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do you feel gross when you shampoo your hair?
Dec 5 2012 5:19PM
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CaelW
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Click for larger image The things I would do to grow a beard like that.

Dec 5 2012 5:33PM
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mphL0ck5
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I wonder what OP thinks of dreadlocks...

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Dec 5 2012 7:03PM
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Stickity
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that's disgusting but when you actually take care of them they're so dope. i really wanna grow my hair out to try it
Dec 5 2012 7:04PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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Shea Flynn. Seriously. I envy that damn beard. Looks so cash and no need for a bala!
Dec 5 2012 7:06PM
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Blurst
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shampoo and body wash and soap are all the same fucking thing branded differently.
Dec 5 2012 7:07PM
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FrysNation
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inb4 zztop
Dec 5 2012 7:08PM
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Blurst
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Thats funny actually because one of my roomates who is by far the smallest dude in our friend group can grow a sweet beard too!
Dec 5 2012 7:09PM
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Jane6
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for some reason made me think of

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but yes, hipster beards mwah. Inb4 Daphne


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Dec 5 2012 7:14PM
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Sno.
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Dolan Pls

Grow that scruff out for the love of the ladies!

Dec 5 2012 7:22PM
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Sdot.
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I loooove my boyfriend's facial hair! It's sexy on him.
Dec 5 2012 7:30PM
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straightlining
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Dec 5 2012 7:32PM
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straightlining
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Dec 5 2012 7:35PM
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mphL0ck5
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I wish more skiers had them ;)

Dec 5 2012 7:50PM
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CheddarJack
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reminds me of:
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Dec 5 2012 8:30PM
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broosh
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im 21 but this was the first year i could grow a somewhat respectable beard. tis a good year
Dec 5 2012 10:28PM
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theBearJew
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I just shaved.
Dec 5 2012 10:30PM
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Dragonite.
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I have like 14 prepubescent chin hairs.
Dec 5 2012 10:44PM
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One.2
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i cant wait till i can get dat mad facial hair
Dec 5 2012 10:59PM
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Stickity
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that winky face was not necessary
Dec 5 2012 11:40PM
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Sno.
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LOL! I totally thought the same thing. I had to do a triple check for a pink name.
Dec 5 2012 11:51PM
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birdshake
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dude beards are the shit. It's so rad having icicles hanging from it when skiing.
Dec 5 2012 11:58PM
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MLB
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Beards are dope......letting mine grow until the end of december. Calling it Decembeard. Also if you want to grow a beard but your wiz doesn't dig it....just grow it anyways, bitch ill get used to it. My girl just hates it when i have a babyface now.
Dec 6 2012 1:50AM
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Dr.Dickless
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Me at the end of no shave November, I believe I counted and have 12 legitimate mustache hairs

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Dec 6 2012 2:47AM
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navierSTOKED
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Oh how I miss mine...

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Dec 6 2012 4:12AM
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joris.blanc
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Epic beard time !

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Dec 6 2012 4:28AM
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Jblz
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dingleberrys
Dec 6 2012 6:20AM
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SKITHEEAST7
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Sounds to me like someone doesn't have what it takes to grow a beard
Dec 6 2012 10:24AM
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Jaggy_Snake
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My Uncle hasn't shaved his beard since the 70s. It is epic.

Also, going grey as he is in his late 50s.
Dec 6 2012 10:27AM
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BrewskiJr
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Girlfriend loves "scruffies." Which is fine by me cause I don't have to shave every day.
Dec 6 2012 10:27AM
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division.bell
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I'm still growing my beard from October. It's getting a bit out of control and probably could benefit from a good trim, but I just keep on letting it do its thing.

Shampoo does wonders for a beard though. It eliminates the dry skin and itchiness that can come from having a shaggy beard for long periods of time.
Dec 6 2012 10:29AM
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andybob
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I've got curly hair and tried doing the long beard thing last fall. Didn't like it, I just looked like a mess.

Now I just keep short trimmed scruff all the time. I think within the last year I was cleanly shaven only 3 times. Facial hair for the win if you take care of it and do it right.
Dec 6 2012 10:44AM
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accualyisdolan
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No cause my scalp is different than my face. It just seems gross to me having your face feel like your scalp idk
Dec 6 2012 11:39PM
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