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Anybody else think beards are disgusting?

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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
I feel like there's this whole beard culture that just seems gross to me. Like how do you keep your face clean when it's covered with hair? Do you shampoo your fucking face? Shits gross sorry to rant
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585.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 77
My last name is Beard
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
That second pic looks shopped for some reason
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
It you have no neck
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navierSTOKED
Posts: 858 - Karma: 33
it's behind the beard
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Alex_G
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
hi there, how are things? (minus the scrunchie)
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 30,008
Real women love bearded men... Plus, when winter time comes around, you have way more facial protection against wind and pow.


Here's my face forest.
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
Beards, I vote awesome.
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ski.cats
Posts: 577 - Karma: 352
beards are not disgusting, but people who think that having one makes them automatically not a douche are annoying
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saskskier
Posts: 4774 - Karma: 10,005
People who say beards are disgusting are people who are unable to grow beards.
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Masta_Baka
Posts: 649 - Karma: 162
this guy uses his beard for scrubbing his boyfriends anus...
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
love shampooing in the shower, no facial hair - just shampoo hair. with facial hair, SHAMPOO WHOLE FACE... problem solved
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
Beards are where it's at. Had one for years but don't like it too long...
Perfect length

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AndyGreen
Posts: 827 - Karma: 61

soooo quality

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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
Andrea Pirlo has a beard now = beards are cool.

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trilliam
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Literature
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Excuse me. Scientific testing indicates that the Earth's gravitational pull on women's undergarments doubles every time they look at a full beard. You can imagine what that causes.
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Spinoza
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i hope you meant to quote the other picture...
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Peach.
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What was it you were saying again?
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
problems for girls wearing dresses and seeing bearded men in public?
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
The man doesn't choose the beard, the beard chooses the man.
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,087
Only the tip of the proverbial iceberg.

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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4884 - Karma: -719
Shit is dirty.

Most men who have them are trying to hide something or another.

Fucking uncomfortable to sleep with facial hair gets itchy on the pillow.
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 30,008
Lol. Okay, guy.
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
beards are sexy..... in most cases
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
if you can grow a good one its ok but grease is just a no go
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