mine was awesome, first i woke up with no running water in the house and had to shit real bad. i needed to shower too. So i just went to my ma's where i was having dinner. after i showered my ma and i started talking about drugs. mind you my ma has a 0 tolerance to drugs the whole time i have known her. and she agreed some how to some drugs with me after dinner. so before dinner, i had 2 bottles of champagne to myself and was working on a 3rd. when i got too full and drunk, so right before dinner i go to the bathroom turn on the fan and sink, and threw up all this red wine in the sink, and later found out i was very obviously throwing up in front of my grandparents and my parents. i ate like three bites and passed out on the couch, when i woke up everyone but my brother, step dad and ma were at the house. then we smoked two j's with my ma, first time ever, i got no turkey or taters or gravy. but this is the best turkey day ever.
spark notes: got drunk fell asleep at Thanksgiving then smoked with my straight edge mother.