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Blowjobs or cheese?

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Amadeus.

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If you had to give up one for these rest of your life which one would it be? this is probably the toughest philosophical question i have ever encountered.

After hours of intense thought i think i would have to give up blow jobs.

Jul 25 2012 8:59PM

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Aidan-G

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Blowjobs. Love them but cheese is very near and dear to my heart

Jul 25 2012 8:59PM

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Forcillo

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Cheese cause I'm lactose intolerant. I win, bitches.

Jul 25 2012 9:00PM

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Anathema

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could i still eat the babybel wax?

Jul 25 2012 9:00PM

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2_fadez

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I don't know how to relate it, but dickcheese could possibly be relevant to this discussion

Jul 25 2012 9:03PM

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Caspaaa

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yeah

plus blowjobs you have to work for and there is the possibility that you will go long periods of time without one, or the possibility that you might not get one when you want one, but cheese is always there.

cheese has brought me through some tough times

Jul 25 2012 9:04PM

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1337

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Basement Dweller

I only enjoy a few select cheeses,

but it might be hard to go without pizza and pasta dishes :(

Jul 25 2012 9:08PM

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Sneaky_Aziz

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Could i still use cheese as a lubricant for my blowjobs?

Jul 25 2012 9:09PM

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Spinoza

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Hardly philosophical. But BJ's I think

Jul 25 2012 9:12PM

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Spinoza

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No cheese actually! Fuck I don't know this is tough damnit

Jul 25 2012 9:13PM

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Errl

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didn't even think of that when i was weighing the pros and cons of each. it seems blowjobs must get the axe then

Jul 25 2012 9:14PM

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Cold-_-Lava.

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Newb

You mean cheese flavored dick? They already have that.

Jul 25 2012 9:14PM

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Caspaaa

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think about it

no pizza, no cheeseburgers, no cheesy fries, no cheese dip for your nachos.... WAIT, no nachos at all, no mac and cheese, basically no sandwiches because they all have some type of cheese, no cheese on your pasta, no chicken parm....

Jul 25 2012 9:19PM

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Ski_Alot

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that is actually a really tough question

Jul 25 2012 9:36PM

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MASkier

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Blowjobs, because I can tell a girl "we gotta go all the way because I like cheese".

Jul 25 2012 9:50PM

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Spinoza

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I know I do

Jul 25 2012 9:52PM

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Flacko

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you lose though because your missing out on cheese, and you dont actually have to give up one.

Jul 25 2012 10:04PM

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Cufe.

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Jul 25 2012 10:06PM

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Spinoza

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Just get Lactade pills they work

Jul 25 2012 10:11PM

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Cufe.

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I am not exactly lactose intolerant, I am intolerant to the bacterias and proteins in the milk, the lactose is no trouble to my body.

Jul 25 2012 10:18PM

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Spinoza

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so what do you feel when you drink milk?

im also a weird sort of lactose intolerant and its due to colitis, i can eat cheese as much as i want but when i get to milk/iced cream/brie or other more [seemingly] concentrated options i get stomach cramps and gas.

Jul 25 2012 10:22PM

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dreadyboy

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I'd give up blowjobs.

Jul 25 2012 10:28PM

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Zimmerman

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Blowjobs

Jul 25 2012 10:29PM

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Backyard.Skier

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cheese, never been a huge fan..

Jul 25 2012 10:45PM

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Backyard.Skier

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swiss??

i like your style.

Jul 25 2012 10:58PM

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Skinsummer

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Cheese, that shit is nasty.

Jul 25 2012 11:45PM

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Cufe.

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mostly upset stomach/gas/cramps but some times less than solid things in the toilet... so I just steer clear of it all

Jul 25 2012 11:50PM

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Barefootin_Fiend

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it honestly blows my mind that people like you exist. how you gon' not like cheese?

Jul 26 2012 12:10AM

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Mr.Sloth

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Blowjobs. Because cheese is my fucking comfort food.

Jul 26 2012 12:17AM

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Ski_Alot

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im going to have to keep cheese because it is much easier to get...

Jul 26 2012 12:20AM

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PON3

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I have a gf and we have sex all the time. And she has amazing cheese down there in mexico. So BJ for me

Jul 26 2012 12:21AM

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FUUUCK

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I've had a few blowjobs in my day, but none of them have brought me as much joy as cheese.

Jul 26 2012 12:21AM

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FUUUCK

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ಠ_ಠ

Jul 26 2012 12:22AM

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jtucker29

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this is the hardest question ever! i have no idea

Jul 26 2012 12:24AM

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accualyisdolan

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she had cheese so she gave me a blowjob?

Jul 26 2012 12:24AM

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theBearJew

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I knew a kid in highschool who fed his dick cheese at lunch. He would talk to his dick and place cheese on his lap, and after about 10 minutes he would say "oh your not hungry, Ill save it for later" He didnt have many friends...

Jul 26 2012 12:25AM

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jtucker29

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this is the hardest question ever! i have no idea

Jul 26 2012 12:26AM

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daannnnieel

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Side note, it's uncanny how similar the size of that fist is to mine...

and blowjobs. Never experienced one, but cheese gets my wee willy hard. And it tastes great on nachos.

Jul 26 2012 1:45AM

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JIBpsy^^

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blowjobs, you get blowjobs for maybe 10 years if your life unless you have a really kinky wife or something, anyway cheese is forever. plus sex.

Jul 26 2012 1:45AM

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JayMeZZy

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cheese is good, but lets be honest blow jobs are so much better, especially with stoned

Jul 26 2012 1:48AM

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daannnnieel

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so, you're giving up stoned pizza, nachos, pasta dishes, straight cheese, and cheese burgers. hm.

Jul 26 2012 1:49AM

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TRASHY.

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I would give up cheese!

Jul 26 2012 1:51AM

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Aidan-G

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Why hello

Jul 26 2012 1:54AM

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SSteezle

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you're an idiot and need to think before you post. +1 for blowjobs

Jul 26 2012 1:54AM

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japanada

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BJs no doubt! I can still have my cheese, and I get to have sex, which is farrrrrrr better than a BJ, unless its one of those I fucked up huge BJs, those are pretty great.

Jul 26 2012 1:58AM

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