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Blowjobs or cheese?

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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
If you had to give up one for these rest of your life which one would it be? this is probably the toughest philosophical question i have ever encountered.

After hours of intense thought i think i would have to give up blow jobs.
Jul 25 2012 8:59PM
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Lemuel
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Giving blowjobs sucks so much, I'll take cheese thank you very much.
Jul 27 2012 12:50AM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 951
Cheese becasue I'm high and really would go for BJ right now.

Also blocjobs because I'm high right now and could really go for a cheeseburger right now.
Jul 27 2012 12:59AM
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sirschralpalot.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 18
blowjobs. besides, you could just stick your dick in some fondue or something.
Jul 27 2012 1:50AM
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ShredBettyZoe
Posts: 13 - Karma: 11
(hi! first post)

I made a sandwhich the other day... the layers went something like this

Cheese
Ham
Cheese
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yes, the cheese was the 'bread'

But im gonna have to agree with Katie, Cheese has its work cut out for it.
Jul 27 2012 2:04AM
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
fuck man, i'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight, blowjobs or cheese? shit.
Jul 27 2012 3:18AM
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so_gangk
Posts: 530 - Karma: 94
i would give up both for the ability to remove mattress' from a pool with out using a crane
Jul 27 2012 3:20AM
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sirschralpalot.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 18
well its not as though someone's gonna ask you, "hey would you rather have bacon or have your dick mangled?"
Jul 27 2012 3:31AM
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stalefish.
Posts: 464 - Karma: 79
if you were using american cheese and basic ham, that's disgusting. you need the bread n mayo n shit.
Jul 27 2012 9:57AM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
True story. At least get a cracker or something. That's alot of cheese.
Jul 27 2012 11:40AM
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ShredBettyZoe
Posts: 13 - Karma: 11
Vermont Maple Ham with Jarlsberg cheese.... I was in a hurry haha.
Jul 30 2012 3:53PM
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A-Mac.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 71
blowjobs for sure, so many things have cheese. It's too hard to give it up for good
Jul 30 2012 5:39PM
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GrabsForFun
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 396
That´s easy... I hate cheese
Jul 30 2012 5:46PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Well, I've hated cheese ever since I was born so....
Jul 30 2012 5:59PM
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9768 - Karma: 72,266
Never giving up cheese.. ... Ever.
Nov 28 2018 1:03AM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,938
I circumcised myself back in 'Nam whith a machete when a snake slid in while I slept
lost all feeling in the tip of my cock for my country

so yes, cheese
Nov 28 2018 10:12AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24703 - Karma: 29,680
I'm a hedonist. I'm not giving up shit.
Nov 28 2018 1:54PM
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