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Best Superpower?

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Caspaaa
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What do you think would be the best superpower? You can only choose one, and it cannot be a combination of multiple superpowers.

I know theres one thread on this but it's over 5 years old sooooo... yeah.


I think the most fun would be teleportation, but I think the single best superpower would be the ability to control time.

thoughts?
Jun 18 2012 9:20PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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Jun 18 2012 9:22PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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I'd want to be able to turn invisible. That, or stop time. Either way, I'd be in girl's change rooms.
Jun 18 2012 9:24PM
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jfxphoto
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The super power to spread love and peace.

oh and happiness
Jun 18 2012 9:24PM
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*N_Wist*
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Mind control why not? just get people to do whatever you feel like.
Jun 18 2012 9:25PM
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RICK_ROSS
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my superpower would be having any superpower i want.


HA!
Jun 18 2012 9:26PM
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baethoven
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I want to fly.
Jun 18 2012 9:28PM
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Caspaaa
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invisibility wouldn't be bad

but think about it this way, time control technically is invisibility. you could stop time and go where ever and you'd be invisible until you played time again! by pausing time you'd also be able to technically teleport. you could just steal anything you wanted, you could rob a bank for money if you wanted, travelling would take apparently no time at all, you could just ask random girls to fuck and then rewind if they say no and ask different ones (lol), if you mess up, you could just rewind, if you're bored somewhere you could either fastforward, or pause time and do something interesting, then play.


god damnit the possibilities are endless
Jun 18 2012 9:28PM
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soulskier
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that's telekinesis, kyle
Jun 18 2012 9:28PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Or you could just fuck them with time stopped.
Jun 18 2012 9:29PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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there was some british idie film about an art student who learned how to stop time and would disrobe women and draw them nude
Jun 18 2012 9:31PM
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Lansfield
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I would be able to shit my pants on command to get out of situations i didnt want to be in but then magically clean it up without a mess.
Jun 18 2012 9:33PM
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Caspaaa
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wouldn't be NEARLY as fun as the real thing.
Jun 18 2012 9:35PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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I would have originally said invisibility or time control but at second guess mind control would be the best.
Jun 18 2012 9:37PM
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JzD.
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always wanted to be invisible, but then I saw stop time and that would be so awesome. Kind of like a click remote
Jun 18 2012 9:43PM
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infuser
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I'd like to be able to read peoples minds. simple, but doesn't draw attention. nobody knows about you or thinks you're a freak (for super power reasons at least). You get to know who your real friends and enemies are as well as many other benefits
Jun 18 2012 9:55PM
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edai
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But you could take them, tie them down somewhere in like your basement. start time, bang IRL, then freeze and place back said person somewhere far away
Jun 18 2012 10:03PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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That's extremely creepy.
Jun 18 2012 10:04PM
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Jun 18 2012 10:05PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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He says before he makes a creepy post:

You could pause time, begin to fuck the girl, and then start when the process is well on its way start time again. She'll be like "what the fuck is going on?!" and you'll be like "you agreed to this, dumb bitch."
Jun 18 2012 10:06PM
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Big.L
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Inception
Jun 18 2012 10:07PM
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CRiP
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nobody wants to fly?
Jun 18 2012 10:07PM
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gotti
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OR if you could control their minds you could just make them think you are incredibly attractive and that they wanna hardcore fuck you and love every minute of it. That way everybody wins.


Jun 18 2012 10:13PM
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line686
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With time control, you'd still age normally. So all those times you pause time, everyone stops aging while you still do. It would add up.

Teleporting would be my choice. Travel the world while sleeping in your own bed every night if you wish. Never pay to travel or ski. The possibilities are nearly endless when you really think about it.
Jun 18 2012 10:16PM
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baethoven
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ummmm re-read brudda
Jun 18 2012 10:25PM
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jmasterp
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Ha. Cracked the code
Jun 18 2012 10:28PM
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Creed
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flight
Jun 18 2012 10:29PM
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Caspaaa
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i'd do time control if and only if i could rewind and un-age.

if not, i'd do teleporting. like in jumper i'd teleport into a bank and steal money, and live the life.


ski everyday, teleport to tropical places at night to relax, bring all my homies along for the ride and wow some chicas by taking them wherever they want to go.
Jun 18 2012 10:31PM
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Bakeshow
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power to control time. you could do anything...
Jun 18 2012 10:31PM
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snakerton
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yes
Jun 18 2012 10:38PM
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613.
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The power to make chairs appear out of nothing.


Jun 18 2012 10:42PM
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snakerton
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like table chairs or chair lifts?
Jun 18 2012 10:44PM
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Pudge
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I gotta go with Caspaaa, teleporting like jumper. Ski freshest pow every single day, wouldn't have to worry about bringing someone else a a sled trip. Or any sled for that matter, it'd prob make me still feel normal though.

I'd also not reveal it to anyone until I found the hottest best smoke show this world has to offer and teleport her and then she'd fall in love with me. Then profit and shit. I'd just hope teleportation wouldn't put a non teleporter into cardiac arrest
Jun 18 2012 10:46PM
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sleazy
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stop time or shape-shift both sound cool to me
Jun 18 2012 10:46PM
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613.
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Like a lawn chair. Imagine being able to sit anywhere, any time.
Jun 18 2012 10:46PM
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rareison
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Flying-Squirrel how high were you in that video?
Jun 18 2012 10:48PM
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FerrisBueller
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the ability to travel time, as many times as wanted, to any time peirod, and as long as you wanted.
Jun 18 2012 10:49PM
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snakerton
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ohhhhh i feel it. thay would be nice
Jun 18 2012 10:49PM
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Anathema
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ultimate luck.

you'd never die, cause any situation where you would die you'd miraculously survive.

you'd be rich.

you'd have girls, fame, be the best at any sport, any game, whatever the fuck you wanted.

and nobody could ever give you a hard time cause it's just luck. you aren't controlling anything, there's no laser beams or psychic powers or warping or invisibility or anything. you just go and live your life and "best case scenario" will always happen for you.

how fucking baller would that be..
Jun 18 2012 11:13PM
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Ski_Alot
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remotely giving std's
Jun 18 2012 11:15PM
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1337
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inb4 he denies it was him

it was definitely him
Jun 18 2012 11:16PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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invisibility.
Jun 18 2012 11:17PM
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snakerton
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lol nice icon/name
Jun 18 2012 11:19PM
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KravtZ
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id choose the power of infinite knowledge.....you would still live a normal life just know awsome shit about everything and be able to learn stuff so easily and master everything.

brb going to master stock trading real quick and become a boss
Jun 18 2012 11:19PM
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danderson.
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Stop time.
Jun 18 2012 11:20PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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it was definitely me, i was pretty baked
Jun 18 2012 11:21PM
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MYNAMEISCARSON
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x-ray vison


you know what i meen
Jun 18 2012 11:22PM
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MYNAMEISCARSON
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or to read people thoughts
Jun 18 2012 11:24PM
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Spinoza
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Jun 18 2012 11:25PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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that cheating. thats like having every single super power at once. not fair.
Jun 18 2012 11:29PM
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EmperorKuzco
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This thread got fucked up fast.
Jun 18 2012 11:30PM
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