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Best Superpower?

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Caspaaa
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What do you think would be the best superpower? You can only choose one, and it cannot be a combination of multiple superpowers.

I know theres one thread on this but it's over 5 years old sooooo... yeah.


I think the most fun would be teleportation, but I think the single best superpower would be the ability to control time.

thoughts?
Jun 18 2012 9:20PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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Not only unfair, but against the rules of this thread.
Jun 18 2012 11:42PM
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_Jeffrey_
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I would want the power to control the weather
Jun 18 2012 11:56PM
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snakerton
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this. i should of thought of this
Jun 19 2012 12:08AM
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Hatsnballs
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defiantly air bending if anyone remembers that shit.
Jun 19 2012 12:16AM
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Caspaaa
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this is from something, a tv show maybe, i dunno but i've heard it before


i'd still go with teleporting. luck is cool and all but teleportation would be so fun. you'd never get caught, you could rob any bank if you need money, you could steal anything you want, you could go anywhere in the world, and you could just teleport away from harm. not to mention you could let other people experience it.

you'd have to keep it limited as to not alert the government, but honestly, you could just teleport various objects into the middle of the desert and live there if you're wanted.



you could make a chill ass beach shack on a random tropical island, teleport all your ski gear and shit to the shack, teleport food, supplies, money, whatever, to the island, and live there.

wake up, put on ski stuff, teleport to any mountain, ski, teleport back, chill on the beach.

add a super chill girl to the mix and your life is golden.
Jun 19 2012 12:19AM
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rareison
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fuck now I want superpowers. I would want the ability to teleport, and the ability to summon any single thing I wanted
Jun 19 2012 12:50AM
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Stickity
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if you had teleportation i'd include either a kind of foresight to where you're teleporting to so you don't wind up in the middle of a street and get hit by a car or in a building that's on fire OR perfect reflexes to get yourself the fuck out of there
reflexes would be the superior addition to teleportation imo
Jun 19 2012 12:54AM
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Caspaaa
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it's not like general area teleportation, like you'd be able to teleport into an exact spot as long as you've seen that spot before or have a picture of it to look at


would be dopeeeeee
Jun 19 2012 12:55AM
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snakerton
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it could be like that movie the jumper. he has to picture where exactly he is going to go
Jun 19 2012 12:56AM
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SpaghettiWizard
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This sounds awesome
Jun 19 2012 1:05AM
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_Jeffrey_
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you wouldn't even have to use the chairlift!
Jun 19 2012 1:05AM
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sklermang
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Not my first choice but i think it'd be cool to be able to visualize any kind of food and have it appear in front of you.
Jun 19 2012 1:08AM
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rareison
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Also the ability to stop time, and mind control people
Jun 19 2012 1:12AM
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Caspaaa
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trust me, i'm pretty sure i visualize that life atleast once a month when i'm laying in bed just thinking.


it would be unreal
Jun 19 2012 1:29AM
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Spaceberg
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I guess I have to agree with this but as far as most fun has to be able to fly like some kind of supersonic jet, that would be the shit
Jun 19 2012 1:36AM
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technique.
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Wolverine's ability to heal.

id be tearin ACL's for fun
Jun 19 2012 1:36AM
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Caspaaa
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oh yeah and did i mention this...?


if you can teleport, i'd hit some huge ass kickers and huck tricks i've never tried before. feel like you're gonna eat shit? just teleport over an airbag/over a foampit/over the ocean, teleport back, and try again. gonna nut on that rail? teleport 2 feet to the left and youre fine. sports would be a no-brainer, you could do subtle teleportations that wouldn't be super noticeable, yet would give you key advantages. you could do whatever you want and get away with it, steal drugs and alcohol for those of you who are into that stuff. you could skydive without a parachute and just teleport into being underwater when you get close to the ground. you could climb huge shit.

oh yeah, and if you're bored, just put on some good running shoes and go all crazy ass teleport parkouring around your town... or around the world.....
Jun 19 2012 1:42AM
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Flacko
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a chocolate dick that ejaculates money so you can get the bitches.
Jun 19 2012 1:56AM
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Dlud
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The ability to teleport to any place in time eh?
Jun 19 2012 1:57AM
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Hatsnballs
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oh my god this.
Jun 19 2012 3:25AM
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7-3instacall
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controlling either wind fire earth or water
cant decide which though
Jun 19 2012 3:34AM
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Pool.
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google maps that shit and you would actually be able to go anywhere

i say teleportation too
Jun 19 2012 4:08AM
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Pool.
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google maps that shit and you would actually be able to go anywhere

i say teleportation too
Jun 19 2012 4:08AM
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Laurent.
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Ron Jeremy's cock.
Jun 19 2012 10:03AM
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*SteezyDidIt*
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mind control. nothing else
Jun 19 2012 10:09AM
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.ZT.
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yes.
Jun 19 2012 10:24AM
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theBearJew
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Google Street View FTW! Teleportation would be the best by far. Never pay lift tickets EVER. No more hiking bowls. Oh its summer time? Let me teleport to the southern hemisphere and ski.

Flying takes too long, Ill just teleport 30,000 feet up in a wing suit and fly if I want to feel like I'm flying.

Ability to control weather? Just teleport to a location with the weather you want.

Mind control? Just take the person with you when you teleport to a deep dark hole, theyll do what ever you want if you show them you can leave them stranded, alone to die.

Invisibility? Teleport to high locations where nobody would see you. Or just teleport around to places where they are not looking.

Teleportation wins hands down.
Jun 19 2012 10:34AM
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.ZT.
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I change my mind this.
Jun 19 2012 10:35AM
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PlaygroundRapist
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What would you do with it?

You can't just walk around with it hanging out of your pants and waving it to ladies passing by.
Jun 19 2012 1:48PM
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Laurent.
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You cannot ignore Ron Jeremy's girth!
Jun 19 2012 1:52PM
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baethoven
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I loled at your username
Jun 19 2012 5:35PM
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AndyGreen
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probs being able to teleport, waking up finding which mt. has the most snow go there ski. that would be the life
Jun 19 2012 7:40PM
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Hatsnballs
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not to be creepy (to be creepy) but you could get whatever you wanted seriously. teleportation
Jun 19 2012 10:38PM
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The.Owl.
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Mind Bullets!!

but seriously... the power to turn into any animal, you could conquer almost any situation.
Jun 19 2012 11:05PM
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MatteoSmatteo
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If you could teleport you could have the best nonstop powder line ever. as soon as you reach the bottom just teleport while skiing to the top and continue your line all day erry day. Then do what everyone else has been saying.
Jun 20 2012 12:03AM
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*monsterskier*
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i believe telekinesis would win hands down in any situtation
Jun 20 2012 12:07AM
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Dragonite.
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The power to give myself wishes, like a genie. But if that's cheating, then I'll have to go with squirting piss outta my butt. Gotta get those chemikals out sometime!
Jun 20 2012 12:14AM
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scratchproteen
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money


thats all bruce wayne and tony stark needed and look at them
Jun 20 2012 12:21AM
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ElMexicano
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The power to control time and space.

Teleportation and Time Control go hand in hand.

Infinite possibilities.
Jun 20 2012 12:29AM
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Hatsnballs
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Jun 20 2012 3:45PM
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Durbinator
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If you were to stop time, would the world move on without you? And then when you unfreeze time you've missed things. Or when you stop time, does everyone freeze?
Jun 23 2012 3:47AM
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HorsecockTony
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Cashback?
Jun 23 2012 12:35PM
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