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I need an Essay.

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SeanTom
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Shitting bricks here. Basically i have a 5 page essay due (on whatever I want to write about) in an hour and a half. I know, it's not that long. But all i can think about is how i'm going to get another project done and this seems like a far second to that. It's for a level 100 college english course and any help would be appreciated. Brain storming, an e-mailed essay that one of you guys wrote and have on your desktop, anything.
May 30 2012 3:39PM
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powderdrunkie
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picking a topic is crucial
May 30 2012 3:41PM
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SeanTom
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i've written 6 opening paragraphs for different papers and none of them have seemed worth pursuing.

Capital Punishment
History of a clothing company
Going to college vs not
the right to vote
if we should be forced to vote
the war on terror taking away human rights
May 30 2012 3:47PM
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papermache
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watch some Frontline from pbs for some inspiration. Hour long investigative documentaries on every topic relevant. Some are slow but most of their work contains very riveting and moving material. If you cant choose a topic this list will help.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/view/

May 30 2012 3:55PM
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Olimar
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the origin of hiv/aids. there are like four or five different theories on it, each you could wrote a paper about. i wrote a research paper on aids this semester and like four of the pages were just about the origin.
May 30 2012 3:55PM
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TheClap.
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I can bust out a 5 page paper for you in 45, what do you want int on

God I miss college crunch time
May 30 2012 4:00PM
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SeanTom
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:O

i'm going with why it should be federal law for people to vote.

-why it's important
-broad reasons why people don't vote
-how to keep people "in the know"
-how to enforce it
-not sure on the closing
May 30 2012 4:04PM
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TheClap.
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what sources can you use?
May 30 2012 4:07PM
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RyandaGod
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dat college crunch time adrenaline crack. Travis needs his fix
May 30 2012 4:11PM
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midget.
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do your essay on anal sex. I did a 64 page paper on it and its incredible. I can send it to you if you'd like. It got me free anal from my milf teacher. And my friends grandma. Anal.
May 30 2012 4:17PM
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Lolocaust.
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http://www.essaytyper.com
May 30 2012 4:17PM
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TheClap.
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pretty much. I dont think I ever started a paper before 11pm the night before. My senior thesis was a bitch. 75 pages in less then 4 hours. I was fucking primetime
May 30 2012 4:19PM
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miroz
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I have a 15 page paper about racial and economic inequality in schools backed up by media sources and a 25 page paper about the Redlich-Kwong thermodynamic equation of state and its impact on fugacity.

Take your pick.
May 30 2012 4:20PM
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richard.
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Write an essay on whether or not capitalism promotes or undermines individual freedom and compare and contrast views of McNally and Friedman.
May 30 2012 4:24PM
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SeanTom
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pretty much anything. i don't think the paper needs a sources cited page or MLA citations in it.
May 30 2012 4:24PM
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SeanTom
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holy shit. mmmmmm. i wish. My teacher knows my work and to pull a 15 pager let alone 25 out of no where would absolutely be odd to him. i appreciate it though.
May 30 2012 4:26PM
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grown-ninja
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I wrote my financial thesis on the earned income tax credit and how its a work disincentive ( theres a little bit about restructuring in there)...pretty similar Ill sell it to you if you want and you could change your topic ha?

^4-5 even 6 page papers were my shit, could bang them out in under an hour, they were pretty easy by the last 2 years
May 30 2012 4:29PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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pm'd
May 30 2012 4:42PM
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*Bird
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weather or not you can put a price tag on education

if experiences are better than learning in a class room

May 30 2012 4:48PM
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RyandaGod
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Go back to 2nd grade and learn the difference between whether and weather. And don't ever try to make another comment on education.
May 30 2012 4:49PM
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ForeverYung
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Holy shit, teach me your ways
May 30 2012 5:13PM
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DOSE.
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threads.
May 30 2012 6:39PM
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bakedpow
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Newschoolers should create a database of essays.

I am literally in the same place. got class in an hour and have not even started my essay. fuck this shit.
May 30 2012 6:43PM
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ski_utah
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someone start an essay's cult
May 30 2012 7:26PM
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Spinoza
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how much do you lose per day if its late?

at this point you may want to take a day and do a good job rather than rush it and do a bad job. just a thought
May 30 2012 7:28PM
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Caspaaa
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FUCK YEAH.

my dads frat house had a whole room devoted to this.

they had drawers and files organized by class and by teacher, and had various essays written by previous members of the frat for access, as well as study guides created for test in the past and copies of the tests as well. unreal. they had stuff archived over the course of like 15 years, all you had to do was pull out three essays, grab portions of each, and build off of them a little bit and you were golden

that being said, ask Mike-O. he's a great writer.
May 30 2012 7:31PM
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so_gangk
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jiberish

you can now write an essay about wally and henrik
May 30 2012 8:27PM
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Corin
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I still do this. Whenever I get a month or two to write something, I still do it the last few hours. And I don't think I'd be able to do it any other way.

And the database of essays is a great idea! Do it!
May 30 2012 8:32PM
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TheDude
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this, although i havent seen any of his non fiction. most of it is very crafty metaphor, and whiole i dont doubt his ability i just havent seen "college essay" material. He'll be here soon though, so we can ask :)
May 30 2012 8:33PM
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