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Hate tan lines?

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Anathema
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now you can get the inside of your ass crack tanned too!


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May 26 2012 2:29PM
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gregorio
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"Tan lines are like a used textbook, all the good parts are already highlighted"
May 26 2012 2:30PM
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DBL
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French ass!
May 26 2012 2:30PM
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RICK_ROSS
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May 26 2012 2:32PM
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I_Am_Mod
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a sunburn on your anus mustn't be very pleasant ....
May 26 2012 2:34PM
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BigBadWolf
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imagine it on the inside of your anus...
May 26 2012 2:38PM
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NinetyFour
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....but must be a hell of a lot better than chemikals up your butt.
May 26 2012 2:40PM
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Anathema
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hahahaha brown dwarf transitions to RED GIANT
May 26 2012 2:43PM
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*Bird
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May 26 2012 2:53PM
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Lansfield
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ahahahah
May 26 2012 3:13PM
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Creator
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I'm black, thank god i don't have to worry about that shit
May 26 2012 3:27PM
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OG_lock
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dont you get ashy instead or something like that
May 26 2012 3:38PM
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soulskier
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red eye?
May 26 2012 3:42PM
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Creator
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yea haha, i get ashy but if u put lotion on u dont get ashy at all
May 26 2012 3:42PM
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Lucas
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Ashy? Explain
May 26 2012 4:06PM
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rareison
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I heard black people turn purple if they get sunburned. That's what my friend said
May 26 2012 4:12PM
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Skittle.
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they dont turn white?
May 26 2012 4:18PM
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Anathema
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like michael jackson. all he did was hit the tanning bed every day for about 30 years.
May 26 2012 4:20PM
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roddy116
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im pretty sure michael jackson had a skin eating disease
May 26 2012 4:23PM
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DBL
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not bad
May 26 2012 4:23PM
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EasyEast
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some one should shop in a kid with a goggle tan and possible thalls face on someone
May 26 2012 4:24PM
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Bateman
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inb4 kid with goggle tan and thalls face.




Also that fucking sucks. You should spend your money to take your cat or smaller pet with you.
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May 26 2012 5:27PM
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Creator
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Your friend is a retard; black people don't get sunburn and do not turn purple
May 26 2012 5:57PM
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Creator
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When black people's skin gets dry it starts to look dry,loss of pigment, and like white dust was spread on it. So we put lotion on our skin so it stays moisturized all day.
May 26 2012 6:00PM
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PacificRimJob
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That's literally just a spool from a thing of thread...
May 28 2012 1:44AM
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Peter.
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needs a golf tan one, that's what i am building right now
May 28 2012 2:13AM
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Bateman
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Ski tan lines:

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May 28 2012 10:55AM
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I_Am_Mod
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maybe it's the other way around and we've been rolling up thread on raidoree asscrack-spreaders for so long that we've forgot it's real function ...
May 28 2012 11:01AM
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PopsicleStand
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dem euros

May 28 2012 11:32AM
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tydan
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good ol ring sting
May 28 2012 12:16PM
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beezey
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used to call skiing switch bef brown eye first
May 28 2012 12:22PM
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Petersaurusrex
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ITT: A bunch of kids from New England and SLC who have never seen a black person.
May 28 2012 12:33PM
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DayMan
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What is this "black person" you speak of?
May 28 2012 12:51PM
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Anathema
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bahhahaahaha
May 28 2012 12:55PM
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*Bird
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this. I have a glove tan at the moment from golfing so much
May 29 2012 11:41PM
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