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Thw worst excuse a girl gave you.

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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
lets face it boys, women are pretty hard at making up excuse not to talk or go out with you. post your favorites here. keep in mind pinknames, that we see right through this shit.

a few of my favorites:

1.) i have to feed my cats.

2.) i have to watch the voice.

3.) my dog had surgery so i'm going to sit with it.

let em rip buds.
Apr 26 2012 1:59PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
"i have to spend time with my family tonight."
Apr 26 2012 2:01PM
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psizzle
Posts: 1299 - Karma: 567
this thread fucking blows
Apr 26 2012 2:02PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
Those are pretty poor excuses. Is there something wrong with you?
Apr 26 2012 2:02PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
I have to count to potato
Apr 26 2012 2:05PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
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Apr 26 2012 2:05PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
not that i encounter these saying anymore given my age but back in the day
"my mom does't want me going out" was a big one
Apr 26 2012 2:08PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
"your penis is too large" Oh how I am cursed
Apr 26 2012 2:08PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545
"I have to wash my hairL
Apr 26 2012 2:09PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
lost
Apr 26 2012 2:10PM
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THUNT836
Posts: 1392 - Karma: 1,030
"im still recovering from the last 3 nights, can't we just take one night off pleaseeee? I can hardly walk or sit down :("
Apr 26 2012 2:10PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
I've never been blown off. teehee

i told a girl after not calling her for a couple days "I was playing chess"
Apr 26 2012 2:10PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
"my butt hurts"
"i have to have sex with other men"
"im married"
"im in labor"
"im your mom"
"im your dad"
"im dead"


i get shut down all the time, but try try again
Apr 26 2012 2:11PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Not really an excuse, per se, but when i was a freshman in high school, I asked this girl I liked to the homecoming dance, and this is how it went:

Me: Hey, want to go to homecoming with me?
Her: Ok, sure.
Me: Awesome! Well, I...
Her interrupting me: Oh...I was just kidding.

Fucking bitch.
Apr 26 2012 2:16PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
you should have said potato
Apr 26 2012 2:18PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
"I already have plans with my friends"

Says my ex to me, after I drive 4 hours home from school to see her. And I hadn't seen her in over a month.
Apr 26 2012 2:20PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
Her: I am prego
Me: .....
Her: I just wanted to see how you would react
Apr 26 2012 2:24PM
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moment54
Posts: 101 - Karma: 42
"Family night tonight"
"I don't want a boyfriend right now"
"i'm to tired"
"I have a project due in a week"

Apr 26 2012 2:27PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I may have shared this story with NS before already... But whatever.

I was out at a bar doin my own thing with a group of friends. Over a two song period me and this one girl across the room were exchanging looks. Eyefucking each other, you know. I work up the courage to ask her to dance. I am kinda at a distance from her, so I motion to her about a potential dance. I was clear enough without saying anything that I wanted to dance...

She then proceeded to walk across the bar to inform me verbally she was not interested. Here was her rejection, and I quote "I don't like foreign penis on my ass" and walked away. All her friends praised her while I was left dumbfounded.

Why not just a simple no? Why go through all the trouble to tell me that.

BTW I am your typical White male. I do by no means look foreign.
Apr 26 2012 2:28PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
no, not really. haha. the first two were from chicks from my hs that i wanted to hook up with five years later. the last was from last night when i was talking to chick i havent heard from in a while. i think theyre funny.
Apr 26 2012 2:28PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
HAHA she didnt mean foreign as in from another country....think about it
Apr 26 2012 2:31PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
brutal...

chicks at bars suck.
Apr 26 2012 2:31PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Me: Hey, had fun hanging out last night. You want to kick it sometime soon?

Her: IDK, I'm really lonely and emotionally unavailable right now.

Me: Bitch! Im here for you so you wont be lonely and im willing to talk and heal your emotions.

Her: Updates status about guys being douche bags and being single for forever.
Apr 26 2012 2:42PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Oh I know what she meant. I just wanted to let it be know I am not foreign so that is not what she meant. For the rest of the night I kept giving her dirty fucking looks wish I had a comeback prepared for her after that.
Apr 26 2012 2:43PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
lululululululululululululul
Apr 26 2012 2:44PM
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Monsieur_Patate
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 4,303
"What about in your ass?"
Apr 26 2012 2:49PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
a few weeks ago....

me - "hey listen it was a lot of fun going out with you the other night, let's grab some sushi next week sometime, sound good?

her - "yeah definitely, i'm always down for that!"


next day....

me - "i know you have work during the week a lot so when is best for you to do dinner, wanna say thurs/fri or saturday?"

her - "well thursday i'm going out with my friends, and then friday i work in the morning and same saturday and i'm not going out friday since i have work saturday."

(...but i only asked you to go to dinner, not to go out...so what's the big fucking deal about friday night???)

me - "wow. you're pretty busy."



then, on friday night....she tweets that she's at sushi with friends.


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Apr 26 2012 2:53PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
So hard to not laugh while at work. 10/10 to you sir.
Apr 26 2012 2:53PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
your problem was that you didn't approach her as soon as you saw her, going in as soon as you see someone catches them off guard and they will be more reluctant to say yes

also, when she said that, you should have said "i don't do anal"
Apr 26 2012 2:55PM
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jsox34
Posts: 97 - Karma: 35
The girl I asked to prom bailed on me lastnight, claimed the distance was the problem, good thing I haven't gotten my tux or tickets yet, $250 in my pocket!!
Apr 26 2012 2:56PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
"i am a lesbian"
she then wandered off and started making out with a girl. So perhaps that was not a lie. other than that I havent really been rejected in a round about way.
Apr 26 2012 3:01PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Drunk me didnt think of that... I will keep it in mind for next time
Apr 26 2012 3:05PM
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forrest-cole
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 495
When you're trying to get some girls to a party and they complain that it'll be a sausage fest or some shit and you're like well duh that's why i'm calling you goddamnn, come over and invite more girls...
Apr 26 2012 3:07PM
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kebbek
Posts: 408 - Karma: 170
''I have head ache''
Apr 26 2012 3:08PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
"I can't, god is watching".
Apr 26 2012 3:09PM
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skipaparazzi
Posts: 102 - Karma: 27

I Got to GO see my dying frog at the vet. Right away. Bye

Apr 26 2012 3:18PM
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*spike*
Posts: 538 - Karma: 65
"Things have just been so crazy lately"
Apr 26 2012 3:29PM
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POW-WOW
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 46
Me- "I just met you, and this is craaaazy- but here's my number, so call me maybe?" Her-"No"
Apr 26 2012 4:33PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
lost hard
Apr 26 2012 4:36PM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
hahahahahah LOLOLOL
seriously my favorite show
Apr 26 2012 4:39PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
"i have herpes"
Apr 26 2012 4:41PM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
This
Fuck University!
Apr 26 2012 4:46PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
shut it. thats exactly what she said. word for word.

"seriously my favorite show."

haha
Apr 26 2012 4:46PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Bes thing ever happened to my friend. He got asked to MORP by this chick and he said yes and whatnot. The day if MORP, she texts him and says," hey im so sorry but i cant take you to morp because i just dont have the money." WTF? Why would you ask him then? So then he texts her back and asks why she asked him if she was going to say no last minute and he gets flooded woth hate texts from her friends calling him a douche for thinking hes better than her for having money..... Women logic???
Apr 26 2012 4:53PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i hate hearing the "you're such a nice guy, but......" or "you deserve better than me.." bullshit. it's an easy way out. patronize the person and dip. i don't take kindly to that kind of stuff. just tell me you don't like me. i don't want to hear these phony compliments so you feel better about letting me go. cause you're really just doing it for you, not me. fuckin biattcchhh.

last summer i got a "well, remember that guy i told you was just a friend? yeahhhh im weird, we kind of hook up and stuff when we get drunk. he's 5 years younger, i know, but im just weird. i dont know. im weird. i have a thing with him. it's so weird...." i swear to god she kept saying "weird" and i was like "ok, so things are weird. i get it. good luck with that." she was 24 and the guy she was "weird" with was some 19 year old fat kid. lucky guy, too. she was hot. had the slutty librarian look. good times.
Apr 26 2012 4:54PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
@ cufe hahaha I always say i'm a lesbiab when I'm out, guys at bars are fucking creepy. a few months ago at a club this dude came up to me and whispered something to ne, but I didnt hear what he said. I just pointed at my friend and said "sorry I'm here with my girlfriend". He then said "thats bullshit, I can see that you're horny for dick" ................ I didnt know what to say to that.
Apr 26 2012 5:00PM
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alztar
Posts: 358 - Karma: 30
"I have a pussy troll"
Apr 26 2012 5:03PM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
"I have no ride..." -___________-
Apr 26 2012 5:27PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
haha.   one of my female friends wanted to use this line on a guy,    she ended up giving him her number anyways but didnt say it.    (she told me after the fact).
  I told her its better that she didnt,  even though she is super hot and probably could have said anything
Apr 26 2012 5:30PM
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corona
Posts: 12753 - Karma: 32,285
lost hard
Apr 26 2012 5:40PM
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corona
Posts: 12753 - Karma: 32,285
Quoting VinnieF:
lost hard




didn't even read that
Apr 26 2012 5:44PM
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