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Thw worst excuse a girl gave you.

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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
lets face it boys, women are pretty hard at making up excuse not to talk or go out with you. post your favorites here. keep in mind pinknames, that we see right through this shit.

a few of my favorites:

1.) i have to feed my cats.

2.) i have to watch the voice.

3.) my dog had surgery so i'm going to sit with it.

let em rip buds.
Apr 26 2012 1:59PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
we are internet broskis
Apr 26 2012 5:53PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
''I have the feeling you don't like me nearly as much as I like you''

BITCH I'M THE ONE ASKING YOU OUT!!!

and also same girl, after she said she wanted to take it slow, yet pressured me into fucking her a couple days later (I was reluctant because I knew she'd hold it against me since she told me she wanted to take it slow but hey, a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do). Anywho, a couple days after banging her, I ask her out for another day together:

''I'd prefer if we didn't see each other, I feel like it went too fast and we should just be friends''

FFFFFUUUUUUUU


..at least I got laid, I only marginally mad
Apr 26 2012 6:11PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
brutal.
Apr 26 2012 8:11PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
I remember being 12
Apr 26 2012 8:34PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
I have to watch "The Voice" is a legitimate excuse 100%. Not gonna lie, but I would not miss my Adam Levine time for anything. But yeah, I hate making up lame excuses but sometimes you gotta do it!
Apr 26 2012 8:36PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
A friend of mine got this girl a bunch of flowers so he could ask her to homecoming. He went to her house, asked her to homecoming, and she said, "No, I'm not going this year, I can't afford it." Low and behold there she was the night of the dance with some other guy.
Apr 26 2012 8:36PM
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A-Mac.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 71
"I'm your cousin."
Apr 26 2012 8:47PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
its called tivo.
Apr 26 2012 9:05PM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
when your ass is too broke for tivo, its a perfect excuse
Apr 26 2012 9:14PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
how's the friend zone treating you?
Apr 27 2012 1:08AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
"i have an identical twin sister and we always do everything together and she doesn't like you."

to be fair they were conjoined twins.
Apr 27 2012 1:31AM
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Mtougas
Posts: 870 - Karma: 77
Im soooooooooo busy right now
Apr 27 2012 1:43AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
bahhahaha
Apr 27 2012 1:53AM
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why
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 65
This was her excuse to not lick my nipples: "They're too hairy." And she's given me a bj when I hadn't shave for a solid 3 weeks. #BITCHESBETRIPPIN #bricksquadflackcockinmymouth #cantsfinddrunkthread
Apr 27 2012 1:58AM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
im on my period.
Apr 27 2012 2:00AM
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why
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 65
"Bitch I ain't afraid a' no blood." - famous last words
Apr 27 2012 2:01AM
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saskskierftw
Posts: 898 - Karma: 62
Sooo much of this. Like bitch, that's why I have a car..
Apr 27 2012 8:14AM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
internet. everyone has internet.
Apr 27 2012 9:10AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
hahahahahahaha
Apr 27 2012 9:23AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
few things would make me madder at my girlfriend then her doing that. she goes to school 5 hours away and the drive fucking sucks
Apr 27 2012 10:23AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
thats what you get for trying to dink chicks with a twitter.
Apr 27 2012 11:03AM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
haha it sucks being 14...
Apr 27 2012 12:46PM
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GavinW
Posts: 574 - Karma: 89
LOLLLL
Apr 27 2012 1:12PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
ive never gotten anything thats out of the ordinary. but i tend to attracts some kife looking girls sometimes so ill often fuck with them and say things like "cant hang out right now, im having a colonoscapy" then just stop answering
Apr 27 2012 1:34PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
My one friend asked this girl to do something on night in front of a bunch of people and the girl said "I'm not sure, i might be sick that day."

hahaha so funny
Apr 27 2012 1:41PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
I almost got rejected once. I was at this chick's house and she said "I really like you, but..."


I didn't let her finish. I pulled my dick out right there and all went well afterwards
Apr 27 2012 2:56PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
/thread
Apr 27 2012 4:51PM
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armadaski44
Posts: 481 - Karma: 15
HAHAHHA lost so hard
Apr 27 2012 5:28PM
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AWALLRUS.
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lol'd hard


Apr 27 2012 5:32PM
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POW-WOW
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She was the like this girl, except her vagina actually was handicapped.
Apr 27 2012 7:13PM
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Casper.
Posts: 622 - Karma: 65
One time this girl I liked told me that she could not go out and this was the excuse.. " My mom, dad and sister just got in a huge car accident.. both my parents died instantly but my 5 year old sister burned in the explosion for about 4 minutes"  Like what a bitch right?..
Apr 27 2012 8:35PM
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m-tang
Posts: 340 - Karma: 97
hahahaha that was good.
Apr 27 2012 9:35PM
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thelizards
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Apr 27 2012 9:41PM
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jameskiy
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bump this thread wins
Apr 27 2012 10:31PM
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