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JTL
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So some friends and I are going to head into the woods for a survival weekend. We figure the rules are that you can only bring 5 items. We will be camping near a lake in upstate NY.

For example, a box of matches is one item, a knife and flint would be two items. you get the idea. Clothes don't count as items.

What are the five best items to bring?
Mar 16 2012 1:54PM
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Caspaaa
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there are gonna be so many hilarious responses to this hahahaha


in all seriousness i would bring

1. sleeping bag
2. tent
3. matches
4. water
5. food, or if you plan to hunt for your food, a gun

you could also replace the tent with a knife, if you dont mind building your own shelter
Mar 16 2012 2:04PM
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Anathema
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does shelter count as an item? cause you're going to want a tent and a sleeping bag. how about food / water?

assuming they dont ,

fire, blade, light, rope, beer
Mar 16 2012 2:05PM
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Dan.
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roofies
penicillin
lighter
bottle rockets
cocaine
Mar 16 2012 2:05PM
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MFM
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hatchet
fire source
pot
fishing rod
dildos
Mar 16 2012 2:06PM
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TOK
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fleshlight
an ounce
another ounce
blow (to sell for other items)
fleshlight
Mar 16 2012 2:07PM
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iFlip
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Is this 5 items in addition to food and water? If not, I would go with:

MASSIVE jar of peanut butter

Water Filter (assuming you have something to put water in)

Sleeping Bag

Lighter

Tent

Mar 16 2012 2:09PM
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.SillyGoose
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Vagina
Weed
Bong
Lighter
More vagina
Mar 16 2012 2:12PM
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2_fadez
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lighter
weed
tarp
sleeping bag
a machete
Mar 16 2012 2:12PM
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Sophistication.
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Mar 16 2012 2:22PM
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extravert
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you only need two:
Dynamite
Boots
Mar 16 2012 2:22PM
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sherwood4099
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Bring some scent tools. I light ax or hatchet. A good fixed blade knife and some flint (knife tone used as steel. Mabey a guide book to identify local edibles and a bottle f booze You can make everything you need with a good knife, the ax will make shit easier but I assume if you trying to do a survival style thing than a tent or sleeping bag defeats the purpose. Make your own shelter and at the very least don't use matches to light your fires
Mar 16 2012 3:00PM
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Cahal
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1.) tent

2.) hatchet

3.) sleeping bag

4.) mini stove

5.) and a fishing rod if you want to eat

Mar 16 2012 3:13PM
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Idahoskier420
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Ten essentials (pick five)
1. navigation
2.sun prtection
3.insulation (extra clothing)
4. headlamp
5. fire (flint and steel>matches: because will work when wet)
6. repair kit and tool, including knife
7. nutrition (extra food)
8. hydration
9.emergency shelter
10. first aid
Mar 16 2012 3:25PM
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Big.L
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Raw meat and donuts to attract bears and wolves to use for food, a bowie knife to kill them, a lighter to start a fire and a tarp to make a shelter.
Mar 16 2012 3:27PM
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theabortionator
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Fleshilight

assless chaps

anal beads

furry handcuffs

whip
Mar 16 2012 3:28PM
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paprikapringles
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1. all in one survival kit
2. caravan
3. your drug of choice
4. a woman/what ever you want to put ur willy in
5. sweets
Mar 16 2012 3:44PM
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StreetsOfRage
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have fun smoking that weed without a peice!

for me

1.weed
2.peice
3. lighter
4.2 person sleeping bag
5. vagina
Mar 16 2012 4:05PM
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WI_Personallty
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skis, poles, boots, gloves, goggles. that's all you need
Mar 16 2012 4:08PM
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PopsicleStand
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dont let them hold you down
Mar 16 2012 4:50PM
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JTL
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I'm thinking:

waterproof matches
bow saw
sleeping bag
beer (cans are useful and its a good source of water and carbs)
lots of Quaker oats
Mar 16 2012 5:05PM
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throatyogurt
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some robitussin to robotrip
nudie mags
condoms
dildos
cocaine
Mar 16 2012 5:26PM
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gabe.
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nug
muli purpose tool
flint (steel is on the tool)
metal pot (to boil water)
food

i figure you can just carve a bowl with the knife
use the fire you made to light it
wear warm clothes and make a shelter
make it so the fire is facing the shelter to keep you warm
all the clean water you want with the pot
Mar 16 2012 5:53PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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(1)porn dvds

(2)fleshlight

(3)lube

(4)generator

(5) tv

Mar 16 2012 5:58PM
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grown-ninja
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your going for 2 days you could take 0 items and 'survive' fine
Mar 16 2012 6:05PM
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californiagrown
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a large bowie type knife

cottonballs soaked with vaseline

a lighter

a water proof tent

fishing pole/lures

nalgene bottle
Mar 16 2012 6:22PM
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geteducated
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lol at people suggesting matches. noobs.
Mar 16 2012 6:27PM
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Sklar
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if it's only a night or 2, don't be a pussy

1) Large knife
2) Beer, serve more than one purpose
3) Some sort of fire starting device
4) food
5) more beer
Mar 16 2012 6:34PM
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DirtyDan
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You're probably going to get a lot of joke responses because this in NS, but my uncle hiked the entirety of the Appalachian Trail, so I like to consider myself well learned in the art of wilderness survival. If I were to choose a measly five items to live for 2 days off of I would probably choose:

1. Dildo
2. Dildo
3. Dildo
4. Dildo
5. Dildo
Mar 16 2012 6:37PM
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yuck
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good multitool (the pliers are fantastically amazing)
flint
rope
sleeping bag
tarp
Mar 16 2012 6:39PM
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whoa-dere
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piss
Mar 17 2012 11:20PM
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PJS.
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>bring knife.
>take all other friends supplies at knifepoint
>explain to them that they should have brought a knife
>win survival weekend
Mar 17 2012 11:23PM
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sherwood4099
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Amen matches are one of the most unreliable sources of fire
Mar 17 2012 11:33PM
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1337
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a can for boiling water (tin can withfood would be prime), flint, leatherman, extra layers, a waterproof bag
Mar 17 2012 11:38PM
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soulskier
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no guns yet? a gun
Mar 17 2012 11:39PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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sleeping bag, weed, lighter, pipe, flashlight. Hopefulyl some of your freinds bring an axe or someshit so you can make a fire.
Mar 17 2012 11:41PM
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1337
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change waterproof bag to tarp w/rope
Mar 17 2012 11:43PM
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californiagrown
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why bring flint if you can bring a lighter?

if its raining, your fucked anyway.


plus, its a pain in the ass to light those doobies with a flint.
Mar 17 2012 11:54PM
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FerrisBueller
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1. Waterproof sleeping bag
2. Extra large lighter
3. 1/4 ounce Cannabis
4. Pipe
5. Nalgine water bottle
Mar 17 2012 11:54PM
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J_Christoph
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my only item would be bear grylls himself
Mar 17 2012 11:55PM
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californiagrown
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no pipe.

bring a knife and fashion your own pipe out of wood.
Mar 17 2012 11:58PM
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1337
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have fun drinking piss together
Mar 17 2012 11:59PM
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californiagrown
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Mar 18 2012 12:12AM
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skier_boy26
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Gun
Knife
Pussy
Liquor
Mar 18 2012 12:20AM
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Brock.
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Mar 18 2012 12:24AM
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StreetsOfRage
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Big enough?
Mar 19 2012 2:46PM
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