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ductapeboy
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so i was sleeping in a tent in my parents back yard cuz all my family is here and me being the youngest, i am obviously the least important and least loved, so i get kicked outside.... any ways......
I was sleeping in the tent, and i woke up in the middle of the night to the weird russeling in the tent next to my head.... so naturally i thought it was a chipmunk and wanted to pet it. So i freaked out and grabed the flashlight and pointed it at where the noise was coming from... but there was nothign there... so i waited a bit and then this lump formed in the floor of the tent and started moving around... so i nautrally tried to squish it. but the bastard kept dissapearing and poping up on the other side of me... so after like 10 minutes of insainely slaping the ground with my fists, i went back to sleep with the noises still going on around my head....
so i checked it out in the morning and it turns out a fucking mole made a bunch of tunnels under my tent. the bastard. so yea i figured out where that wack-a-mole game came from. yep.


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Sep 8 2004 2:43PM
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Shaggy
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good story, i laughed a little
Sep 8 2004 2:46PM
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Scharff2003
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i laughed a lot
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Sep 8 2004 2:51PM
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SeanB
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hahaha that's hilarious man

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Sep 8 2004 2:58PM
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shorty_T
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hehehehhe, yay
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Sep 8 2004 3:00PM
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Lanemeyers
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Too bad it didn't burrow through the tent and into your love tunnel. Remember last summer?

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Sep 8 2004 3:02PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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haha thats funny kind of.

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Sep 8 2004 3:47PM
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icecreamsandwich
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im sad i missed the whack a mole. moles are kinda cute...i would have liked to pet him.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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Sep 10 2004 3:54PM
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Drail
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hidihoe,
this is karyn. (i ski I promis) and I like the wack a mole game. so therefore is would even much more enjoyable in real lif. hi.

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Sep 10 2004 4:09PM
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DAMICO
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...interesting assumption

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Sep 10 2004 6:05PM
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Capurnicus
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hahhahahahaha!!!

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Sep 10 2004 6:16PM
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ductapeboy
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more anoying than fun but what ever. lol.


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I like dead kittens.
Sep 13 2004 8:26AM
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mommy
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that was one hell of a tale.

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Sep 13 2004 4:01PM
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Jailbait
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i LOVE it dave. LOVE it... i wish i could have been there to see you doing that alone in a tent. but then you wouldnt be alone...? i dont know.... ABA ABA... lol
Sep 14 2004 12:27AM
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icecreamsandwich
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eeekkk

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

Sep 14 2004 9:21AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
you family kicked you outside, why didn't you sleep on the couch.....i think you jsut wanted to sleep outside to be cooler than everyone else. good thing the mole didn't make a tunnel through your ass.


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You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me
But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle
Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me
I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh
And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now
I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

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Sep 14 2004 9:25AM
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icecreamsandwich
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a tent is more fun than a couch.....little kids ran around the couch at 6 am.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

Sep 14 2004 9:28AM
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ductapeboy
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it is true that sleeping outside made me cooler... but the kids were the reason. noone likes to wake up to a bunch of 3 year olds yelling and running around. except mabye a child molester.... but seeing as im not one of those.... right.


Dave Pauls
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www.CorbettsSkiShop.com

I like dead kittens.
Sep 14 2004 9:38AM
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