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I really don't like mondays.

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JakeAssBeatClap
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I had such a crappy day today. Woke up at 8 got super productive and cleaned my place, did my laundry, picked weeds outside. Then I went to UCSB which is an hour away to finalize my registration next semester and they fucking cancelled registration walk ins today. So i had to drive an hour back home. I got home and my ex called me saying really mean things to me and telling me next time she gets laid she is going to call me right after to let me know. Bitchin. My dog is sick and he vomitted twice so i had to pick up his puke. Then i was putting away dishes and i broke two wine glasses in my hands. I went out side to pick weeds and I got bit by a spider and that fucking hurts really bad right now. White kid problems I know but still little things get to me. They are just so frustrating. And i feel like i have been on the brink of a panic attack all day. I've never had one but I have felt constantly like on edge. Like the feeling you get when you're about to get in trouble by your parents or cops or any authority figure. Like your body starts heating up and you get the bubble guts. I have had that all fucking day long and i have no idea why but its really just bothersome to me. I just wanna go lay in bed and fucking chill out but I have to go pick this girl up back in santa barbara right now because her car broke down. I would be like hey maybe I'll score a bj outta this! But nope right now i don't even want one. I do however hope this girl and me get to her house smoke a little and just lay down. I could use a nice cute girl falling asleep on my chest right now. You know when a girl puts her head on your chest and falls asleep you have your arm around her and you're staying awake watching some tv. That's what i need right now. And i take back that i don't want a bj idk what i was thinking i'd love to get some sex tonight.

mondays. fuck em.
Dec 5 2011 10:06PM
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Gstrong
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didnt read a thing but yea i had shitty ass day today too, found out te girl who i thought i was with had sex with some other guy, fuck girls
Dec 5 2011 10:08PM
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*rkp*
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feels bad bro..

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Dec 5 2011 10:09PM
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Parks.
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Talk to the lasagna addicted cat Garfield about it
Dec 5 2011 10:16PM
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E__
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Only thing I like about Mondays is I don't have to lock the front door when I leave for school because my mom doesn't work Mondays
Dec 5 2011 10:18PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Sorry to hear it bud. Girls can be the ultimate mother fuckers. Can't live with em can't live without em.
Dec 5 2011 10:21PM
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REVIVALz
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God's way of trolling most of the male population...

Dec 5 2011 10:48PM
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Benji.
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Dec 5 2011 10:51PM
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-Mugatu
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Dec 5 2011 10:59PM
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TOK
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This was a bad monday, I agree.

I wouldn't answer the phone the next time your ex calls you.
Dec 5 2011 11:07PM
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egg.
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damn i hate bad mondays where you dont feel like doing anything. just think about skiing, usually gets me through the day
Dec 5 2011 11:12PM
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Kotke
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One of the worst mondays i've had in a long time..
Dec 5 2011 11:13PM
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bangarangmules
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Sounds like a pretty shitty day, but hey tomorrow can't be any worse right?
Dec 5 2011 11:15PM
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ryano
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i ended up having to work a 12 hour day today. so that sucked..
Dec 5 2011 11:35PM
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extravert
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This was a bad monday. My alarm went off at 8 am and I reached over to reset it for 11 thinking I could sleep in. About 10 minutes later I woke up again, realized it was Monday, and I was going to be late for class.
Dec 5 2011 11:47PM
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ryantheconnolly
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fuck mondays don't let mondays fuck you
Dec 5 2011 11:50PM
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northeast
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your ex is a dumb bitch, stop answering her calls.

get back to that girl's pad and get your cuddle on homie, shit cures the monday blues like nothing else
Dec 5 2011 11:54PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I agree but she called me from a different number though maybe a land line idk. I blocked her number a while ago so I picked up a call from the 303 and thought it could be just about anyone from back home but it was her and it was gay. Hahaha I'm about to pick that girl up and then I'll get a little stoned and chill with her brighten my day up terrific Tuesday tomorrow so I'm stoked!
Dec 5 2011 11:55PM
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iSmokeweed
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fuckin hilarious

Dec 6 2011 12:05AM
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585.
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im not gonna lie i fucking love mondays. after working 2 jobs all summer and into the fall with classes starting i have been stressed as fuck lately. i recently quit one job to free up some time to ski since this is probably going to be my last season. for the past 3 weeks i have had mondays off and i dont have class on monday. eventually i will spend all day monday skiing but for right now i will be doing nothing every single monday. today i woke up at 2, smoked a little and went to chill with some friends. went to go play basketball with my dad and came home and smoked a little more. everyone usually hates the start of their week, but fuck i love my mondays.
Dec 6 2011 12:22AM
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bnewbs6
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Skied today. I refuse to let mondays get to me
Dec 6 2011 12:25AM
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Peter.
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mondays and fridays are the two easiest days of the week for me
Dec 6 2011 12:27AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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H
Dec 6 2011 12:34AM
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JHendrix
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well it's tuesday so quit your bitching
Dec 6 2011 12:35AM
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midwestpowhunter
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make the rest of the day ur bitch. go meet up with this girl. when u get ur bj take a pic of the top of her head and send it to the ex. beat that vindictive bitch to the punch. i commute to school like an hour too and ive had the same thing happen. just learn somethin from the bad shit. call ahead next time, dont pull weeds without gloves and take a deep breath bro. i know stress is relative so im not going to tell you ur overreacting. just look for the good in everything and nothing bad can happen to u. vibes bro.
Dec 6 2011 12:41AM
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AHSkier
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so you're... in the future? question, if you live in Australia and fly to America where its one day behind, and then teleport back to Australia did you go back in time?
Dec 6 2011 12:49AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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You are the fucking man! +k and thank you that made my day better I'm sitting in my car waiting for this girl to finish up with the AAA guys then I'm gunna make the last two hours of Monday my bitch.
Dec 6 2011 12:52AM
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WestWoods
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Damn, I feel for you, those days are the worst, just get rest, tomorrow is a new day!
Dec 6 2011 12:56AM
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Ryan.Street
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you need some bud and monday night football.... that always helps
Dec 6 2011 2:16AM
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BlakeG
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So rnt tuesdays like Mondays for you then ?
Dec 6 2011 2:25AM
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Espen519
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So it's Monday morning, first day back from winter break (which sucks asshole) then my car won't fucking start. I showed up late to school again, shitty ass grades. Dude I'm so done
Jan 6 2014 10:42AM
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MothaHucker
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Wow I thought I was having a shitty day... if anything this thread has made me feel better about my day. vibes to anyone else who is also having a shit day today.
Jan 6 2014 1:55PM
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Heart
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I had a flight back to school yesterday - got cancelled. New one this morning - cancelled. Now im flying all the way to new york and then hopefully to Indianapolis, assuming that flight doesnt get cancelled. Even if I do get to indy i have no way of getting to school because theres a snow emergency declared. On the bright side, multiple days of school will probably be cancelled.
Jan 6 2014 2:29PM
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sugarloaf
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monday is friday for me. mondays rule now. only had to work half a day today, and tomorrow's my birthday, so looks like i'm going to start drinkin soon
Jan 6 2014 2:51PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Sounds like you got a case of the mondays.
Jan 6 2014 3:52PM
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Heshin
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howd it go OP? get that dome?
Jan 6 2014 3:56PM
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E__
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When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
Jan 6 2014 4:54PM
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SoCore
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That's racist
Jan 6 2014 5:00PM
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notspoicey
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Tomorrow is my birthday too!! Haha
Jan 6 2014 5:19PM
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worstmemberever
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Nice. And op, be happy the spider wasnt a brown recluse. Somebody post picks of recluse bites
Jan 6 2014 5:42PM
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mgenova
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Monday's always give me the worst anxiety. Just breathe deep and exhale all the negative shit that's already happened. Get some road head, do some cuddling, and finish the day off like a champion. Then just remember that you have the rest of the week ahead of you and plenty of other chances to have kick monday's ass.
Jan 6 2014 5:44PM
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NotoriousT.S.E
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You got bit by a spider? That's absolutely terrifying
Jan 6 2014 7:44PM
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Titus69
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OP just sleep and relax or do anything to relieve your stress
Jan 6 2014 7:51PM
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DaffyDaDak
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heres to the guy that asked for pictures. videos are better
Jan 6 2014 7:55PM
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Pigeon.
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here you go

Jan 6 2014 7:56PM
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Culture+
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this just shows you how shallow you really are


(call out)
Jan 6 2014 8:11PM
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bakedpow
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not to be that person or anything but fuck all of you. none of you are truly having a bad monday. you have no idea
Jan 6 2014 8:16PM
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Culture+
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BLARGEN BLARGEN!
Jan 6 2014 8:21PM
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VIEBS.
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when I was like 10 a spider bit me on the neck and I was sure I was gonna turn into spider woman. Waited all day for the transformation to begin
Jan 6 2014 8:24PM
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GayWolf420
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yeah i feel you. just small stuff today that kind of irked me. had douches park real bad on both sides of me today so it was quite the time getting into my car today. then i went to go get dinner, get into my car, phone falls out of my pocket some how right as i slam my door. shattered phone thats almost broken in half practically.

oh well, shit happens.
Jan 6 2014 9:46PM
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El_Barto.
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I work at a drive thru coffee joint. I open at 5, at 7 normally my coworker comes in. Today the boss showed up today instead, a 60 yr old korean lady who doesnt speak a lick of english.

I didnt know she was coming and didnt have anything done the way she wanted it done. It sucked and she fucked up so many drinks
Jan 6 2014 9:52PM
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