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damnit... grounded for week...

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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Welp, I can't go anywhere for a week except for pratice and home because I pissed off my parents. I guess shooting your friends with a paintball gun in their asses and legs and then making them jump off a cliff in a sand pit coverd in mustard, ketchup and chiken seed is no way to impress your parents. Learn from my mistakes and don't get caught hazing your team mates by your parents.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 3 2004 8:34PM
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freeskiing04
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dude that's just dumb
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Sep 3 2004 8:36PM
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asac
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its called tradition, not hazing.





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Sep 3 2004 8:36PM
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kyle_w
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haha off a cliff into sand ketchup mustard and chicken seed, i would have killed you (not literally but maybe a swift kick to the nuts, and a couple shots to the face)
Sep 3 2004 8:37PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Well the spaghetti dinners before soccer games is the tradition, the initiations into varisty, thats just a right of passage.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 3 2004 8:38PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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im not even going to ask



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Sep 3 2004 8:40PM
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saucerboy84
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 10
grounded, how old are you?
Sep 3 2004 8:47PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ 17... this is really sad...



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 3 2004 8:48PM
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saucerboy84
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im not gonna lie, it is, do you have a car, or friends with cars...?
Sep 3 2004 8:51PM
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LittleDevil720
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hahahahaha, thats prolly the funniest thing ive heard all night,
Sep 3 2004 9:07PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
ive never been grounded my whole life, and im 16


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Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Sep 3 2004 9:10PM
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mark.p
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 10
i'm 'grounded' right now... but all that means is i have to be home sometime around 10... so i still get to go to my gfs whenever i want to
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Sep 3 2004 9:19PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
hazing, that's so fucked up. i'd ground your ass. did you and the team mates do and elephant walk too?`
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Sep 3 2004 11:59PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
ha ha whats an elephant walk?


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

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Sep 4 2004 12:33AM
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saucerboy84
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ahahahahah nice cttripper, funniest thing ive heard all week
Sep 4 2004 1:05AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
I dont get grounded and im 14. I rok out though too/

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Sep 4 2004 1:11AM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
I've never been grounded in my life and I'm 18. You just got to learn how to hide everything from your parents.
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Sep 4 2004 1:29AM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
I'm glad you got grounded...you fucking little douche.


I've got a doctorate in cold rockin' it.
Sep 4 2004 3:17AM
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BigRich
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 29
^ YOU. SHHHHHHhhhhh!!!
Sep 4 2004 5:49AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
whats an elephant walk?


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**
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Sep 4 2004 8:41AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
awesome and gay all at once








GO SOX
REALLY REALLY RIDICLIOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
Sep 4 2004 8:49AM
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davidh
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my parents give a fuck, and they say they're gonna ground me, but they dont. I can get away with lots of shit and then either act innocent or yawn to bring a tear of sorrow to my eye.
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Sep 4 2004 8:54AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
my momma dont ground me...i do what i want


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Sep 4 2004 8:56AM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
hahahhah that was the dumbest thing ive ever heard
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Sep 4 2004 9:42AM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
yeah never grounded, and no way i would take that shit, thats fucking horrible. yet halarious

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dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
Sep 4 2004 9:46AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
did you sodamize him too? if you didnt sneek out and go back and do it. You parents are peobly pissed becuse you did a half assed job.





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Sep 4 2004 9:46AM
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beefbud
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 13
i dont get grounded i just get the car taken away from me



'pet what? pet her kneecap farrel'
Sep 4 2004 10:00AM
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Naturalbornskier
Posts: 2514 - Karma: 8
hey its not anywhere near as bad as being grounded for 6 months and not being able to drive my car till spring..yeah,im screwed,my life is over




Sep 4 2004 11:00AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ive never been grounded in my entire life


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Sep 4 2004 11:24AM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
what the fuck. Your weird made u friends do that... what the ....alright
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Sep 4 2004 1:32PM
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TheStamos
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haha your 17 and grounded





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Sep 4 2004 4:33PM
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CTripper
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ELEPHANT WALK: you all walk around naked with an arm in between the legs of the guy in front of you holding his penis.
-chris
Sep 4 2004 7:55PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I'm glad I properly trained my parents


God is an American.
Sep 4 2004 7:56PM
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hendrik.
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you guys do not understand the meaning of tradition, and by the looks of it, never will.
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Sep 4 2004 10:17PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
you're right. i will never justify touching another peepee. tell me something i don't know big man.
-chris
Sep 4 2004 10:20PM
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brpwbn
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
^oh sweet jesus you called it a peepee. that's has got to be the silliest thing ever.
Sep 5 2004 12:27AM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
ha that sucks u can still get grounded, thats why college is so much more fun than home, no one can do that shit
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Sep 5 2004 2:31AM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
ya, i've never been grounded. It's not like i've never messed up, but my parents never even consider grounding me, they just say that if i'm not mature enough to make smart decisions at my age, making me stay home isn't going to help anything.


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- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
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Sep 5 2004 3:05AM
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rhcp
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hazing to that extreme is pointless.
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Sep 5 2004 7:48AM
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Dallan!
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17 and grounded? shit..





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Sep 5 2004 8:24AM
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12ParkRat60
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can someone say ur full of shit
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Sep 5 2004 11:54PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Nope I'm really not. Grounded till this comin saturday.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 6 2004 8:56AM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Damn man being grounded blows!

Good luck finding stuff to do around your house.
Mar 24 2013 5:00PM
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CheddarJack
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lol
Mar 24 2013 5:02PM
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1337
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u were groundded in september r u stil groundded
Mar 24 2013 5:05PM
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freestyler540
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bump not interesting
Mar 24 2013 5:07PM
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Spinoza
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i did not realize that the kid posting as skiierman was actually skiierman. i thought it was a new account.
oh.
Mar 24 2013 5:07PM
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BeefiestExpert
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lol 8 years later.
Mar 24 2013 5:07PM
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KingGeedorah
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Maybe skiierman is still grounded and that's why he's so mad at the world. He was emotionally scarred by nearly a decade of being stuck at home and being able to go to soccer practice. So he decided to take it out on a forum of skiers because they were out doing something that he couldn't while grounded.

This just in skiierman has been sighted.
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Mar 24 2013 5:09PM
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FerrisBueller
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skiierman is gay
Mar 24 2013 5:11PM
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james6345789
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The one that has been posting is fake. The real one has like 25k posts, compared to 500.
Mar 24 2013 7:15PM
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