Red Bull Unrailistic | LIVE Broadcast

Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

The new Goddess

profile picture
hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
arlight kiddies...here is the new goddess, Carly Patterson


________________________________________

switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn
i swear to drunk im not god.
Aug 23 2004 12:06AM
0 0
profile picture
hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
just imagine the possibilities =)

and ladies....sorry, but it IS true..all men ARE the same...
________________________________________

switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn
i swear to drunk im not god.
Aug 23 2004 12:07AM
0 0
profile picture
Soups
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 18
*Jaw Drops* Most definitely. Shes the sole reason I bothered watching the Olympics....her and that pitcher..Jennie Finch




East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?

___________________
'Chemical bomb
Chemical bomb
Eyes melt, Skin explodes
Everybody's dead
It won't be long
It won't be long
People gonna run around
Losing their heads
A river of blood
Who's gonna live?
The earth is tired of human kind
And I think this world
Is gonna wash up in Hell'--Aquabats, Chemical Bomb
Aug 23 2004 12:12AM
0 0
profile picture
PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9
yeah, I watched it for all of those hottt softball babes, espescially the ones who bothered to shave their armpits

*NORTHEAST CULT*

check out Stept...
Aug 23 2004 12:14AM
0 0
profile picture
Doobie22
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 10
shes frickin hot
------------------------------

Son: 'Dad, I had sex at the party last night.'
Dad: 'Well, did you use protection?'
Son: (sighs) 'No.'
Dad: 'Thats my boy, those condoms take away all the feeling!'

NWFT for life!
Aug 23 2004 12:26AM
0 0
profile picture
mission-m1
Posts: 287 - Karma: 10
shes like five foot nothing

the russian chick she was against has posed nude for playboy
free iPod links:
free iPod
free iPod
Aug 23 2004 12:40AM
0 0
profile picture
Soups
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 18
^^ Point being? Shes still hot and Id do her in a second. Mind you its not that Id only last a second, its thats all that would take for me to decide.




East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?

___________________
'Chemical bomb
Chemical bomb
Eyes melt, Skin explodes
Everybody's dead
It won't be long
It won't be long
People gonna run around
Losing their heads
A river of blood
Who's gonna live?
The earth is tired of human kind
And I think this world
Is gonna wash up in Hell'--Aquabats, Chemical Bomb
Aug 23 2004 12:42AM
0 0
profile picture
boulderin
Posts: 478 - Karma: 25
fuck yeah. i would love to tear that up. she must be sooo flexable
Aug 23 2004 12:45AM
0 0
profile picture
cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
mmm braces...




****

//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
Aug 23 2004 12:46AM
0 0
profile picture
J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
I think his point was that the russian is hotter... which is more or less true in any sport.

------------
In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 23 2004 12:47AM
0 0
profile picture
cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
this dudes got the right idea...just off on the execution tho.




****

//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
Aug 23 2004 12:49AM
0 0
profile picture
Soups
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 18


Still Hot!




East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?

___________________
'Chemical bomb
Chemical bomb
Eyes melt, Skin explodes
Everybody's dead
It won't be long
It won't be long
People gonna run around
Losing their heads
A river of blood
Who's gonna live?
The earth is tired of human kind
And I think this world
Is gonna wash up in Hell'--Aquabats, Chemical Bomb
Aug 23 2004 12:52AM
0 0
profile picture
cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
meh, im not down on this one guys...


****

//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
Aug 23 2004 12:52AM
0 0
profile picture
skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
whoa man, he better stick the dismount or he's getting a 8.587. and a boyfriend in prison for pedophelia.

-Brady


if i went on porn more than NS my penis would eb a bloody mess- Ellerman
Aug 23 2004 12:53AM
0 0
profile picture
brpwbn
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
no kupets? shes at least legal! and what about some of the other gymnasts? like khorkina, who is oddly hot.
Aug 23 2004 12:57AM
0 0
profile picture
IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
I think shes cute. but if she couldnt do the splits, would she still be hot?



'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
Aug 23 2004 2:03AM
0 0
profile picture
hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
i stil think she's cute without hte splits...otherwise, svetlana khorekina is a ugly, lanky bitch who looks like an animal...cant figure out which animal..but she does.
________________________________________

switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn
i swear to drunk im not god.
Aug 23 2004 2:08AM
0 0
profile picture
Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
they are butches tho...they would like rip you in half and beat the shit outta you


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
member 9020
newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz
Aug 23 2004 9:27AM
0 0
profile picture
weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
she looks best in the first pic



Some folks look for answers, others look for fights
Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites


Goes to show, you don't ever know
Watch each card you play and play it slow
Aug 23 2004 9:57AM
0 0
profile picture
mission-m1
Posts: 287 - Karma: 10
i wasnt saying she isnt hot

i was just giving knowledge to the general public

and she is hotter than the russian chick
free iPod links:
free iPod
free iPod
Aug 23 2004 11:04AM
0 0
profile picture
TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
haha i already got with carly
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Aug 23 2004 1:45PM
0 0
profile picture
hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
i would love to ram that, its all set up for me


__________________

some people like their cucumber pickled
Aug 23 2004 3:24PM
0 0
profile picture
vtpublicenemy3
Posts: 952 - Karma: 10
yeah shes def. hott
------------------
-lucas

'So which is it, are you a faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin servant of god?'


bomb hills not cities
Aug 23 2004 3:32PM
0 0
profile picture
bridgerbowlskier2
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
FUCKING SHIT, SHE SUCKS SO MUCH COCK, DAMMIT, I SAW HER AT A PARTY ONE NIGHT AND SHE GAVE SO MUCH HEAD. HOLY SHIT.
Aug 23 2004 3:32PM
0 0
profile picture
hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
nooo i missed post 420, that was stupid, ah well i wasnt really watching
__________________

some people like their cucumber pickled
Aug 23 2004 3:38PM
0 0
profile picture
Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
dudes of NS... you best all be under 17... or youre fuckin done.
__________________
You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
___________________
The following post is a piece of shit.
Aug 23 2004 3:55PM
0 0
profile picture
Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
us swimmer amanda beard




-ryan kavana
Aug 23 2004 4:03PM
0 0
profile picture
strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
that chick is tiny. if she wasn't already so damn tight just from being a tiny (and probably virgin) girl, i'm sure she has seven different muscles that could all cut off circulation to your wang if she so much as flexed them the right way.



-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Aug 23 2004 4:08PM
0 0
profile picture
TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
yea i would probably panic and start freakin out if she did that ^
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Aug 23 2004 4:53PM
0 0
profile picture
jcm8
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 16



*****************************************************
'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' ~ Tanner hall ~
Aug 23 2004 4:56PM
0 0
profile picture
M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
looks a little wierd there, but the one before it, shes already waiting for me

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
Aug 23 2004 5:00PM
0 0
profile picture
acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
she's def for the guys...the number of different positions she could probably get her body into. damn.

h3o films
Aug 23 2004 5:03PM
0 0
profile picture
wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
jennie finch is pretty damn hot too.




They're both dumber than bricks... I don't care how hot they are, I wouldn't bone them even if they kept their damn mouths shut. I'd probably get a nasty case of sexually transmitted stupidity.
-Kamikaze
Aug 23 2004 5:08PM
0 0
profile picture
ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
the picture four posts up, she looks like shes twelve...ohh well, if theres grass on the field play ball.

-Tim Light-



I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.
-Skiierman
Aug 23 2004 5:14PM
0 0
profile picture
wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
and now that im watching beach vollyball, the US women teams are good too.




They're both dumber than bricks... I don't care how hot they are, I wouldn't bone them even if they kept their damn mouths shut. I'd probably get a nasty case of sexually transmitted stupidity.
-Kamikaze
Aug 23 2004 5:15PM
0 0
profile picture
beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
Once she gets a taste she'd become a regular freakaleek I bet. Ever heard of the venetian oyster? Alllll--right!


Amerikaz motherfuckin nightmare bitch
____________________

I got a box of boxcutters, and I ain't unpackin anything, on the contrary nigga I'm packin everything, mack 10 nigga with the night vision screen, an AK to slay ya if you're creepin on my team, I don't aim I point, hollows won't disappoint ya, when I pop itsa sure thing, watch me squeeze on the toaster, when I post up its over, click click then I ghost ya, bang bang I'm stone cold, but you're about to get colder
Aug 23 2004 5:20PM
0 0
profile picture
1080bio
Posts: 2042 - Karma: 5
and if theres no grass on the feild u know what that means....u roll her over and play in the mudd



what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......
Guns N' Roses
Aug 23 2004 5:22PM
0 0
profile picture
SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
from dallas texas
____________________________________________________________

better to wrap yourself in the constitution and burn the flag, than wrap yourself in the flag and burn the constitution
witness/activist in the great spamming of 2004
Aug 23 2004 5:22PM
0 0
profile picture
Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
she's 4'9'', not 5 foot nothin and isnt she like 14? Still, wow. i'd put it in her.
Aug 23 2004 5:24PM
0 0
profile picture
nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
witness/activist in the great spamming of 2004


awesome




GO SOX
REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
Aug 23 2004 5:41PM
0 0
profile picture
nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31


im with homie on amanda beard




GO SOX
REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
Aug 23 2004 5:42PM
0 0
profile picture
Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
MISTY MAY FOREVER!!!mmmmm carly patterson is my hero
------------------------------------------------------------

I drink pepto bismal like its water.. ~P-JO
Aug 23 2004 7:46PM
0 0
profile picture
ArmadaFreerider8
Posts: 4565 - Karma: 10
aren't there girls in the olympics posing for playboy and if so who are they






Yankees Suck
Patriots Super Bowl Champs
Aug 23 2004 7:53PM
0 0
profile picture
12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
I wanna fuck a flexible girl in so many ways, i can't even describe them
He who hesitates masturbates
Aug 23 2004 8:07PM
0 0
profile picture
TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
yea that would be fun ^
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Aug 23 2004 11:04PM
0 0
profile picture
TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
just to see how many positions she could get into...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Aug 23 2004 11:05PM
0 0
profile picture
Localboyz
Posts: 1626 - Karma: 19
awe cool i can be a stalker like some of you people and say her birth day is in febuary and shes 16
Aug 23 2004 11:09PM
0 0
profile picture
TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
how the fuck do you know that? you are a stalker...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Aug 23 2004 11:22PM
0 0
profile picture
Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
freak!
___________________

- Ian
That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Aug 23 2004 11:22PM
0 0
profile picture
Localboyz
Posts: 1626 - Karma: 19
^haha, but don't worry people, usually when they stop training puberty kicks in and they grow like 6 inchs and get boobs
Aug 23 2004 11:23PM
0 0
profile picture
skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
I'm not down on this one and I usually have a thing for gymnasts.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?
Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Aug 23 2004 11:24PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)