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The new Goddess

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hendrik.
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arlight kiddies...here is the new goddess, Carly Patterson


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Aug 23 2004 12:06AM
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TheWorst
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i like the first picture the best... she looks semi normal there..
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Aug 23 2004 11:48PM
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Shaggy
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she's fucking gross, pretty much all the gymnasts are heinous. some of the swimmers are good looking, some beach volley ball, and syncronized swimmers are good looking
Aug 24 2004 12:06AM
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Soups
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Ok shaggy, I can understand if gymnasts arent your thing. Thats fine, but uh I think a bunch of my fellow newschoolers will easily say shes not ugly as you say she is. She doesnt have to be your type, but shes certainly not ugly at all!






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Aug 24 2004 12:44AM
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squeakywaffle
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yeah, some of the gymnasts are heinous, but she's not bad...
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Aug 24 2004 12:48AM
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strode
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most of the olympic chicks in the new playboy are not very hot. there's a couple, but the rest are just so musclebound that they're just nasty. the worst is the sprinter chick, whose two pictures consist of her, naked except for track shoes, in a) the sprinter's ready position and b) ACTUALLY SPRINTING NAKED. *shudders* not attractive AT ALL



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Aug 24 2004 1:48AM
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hendrik.
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eech...sprinters...yuucch...

but yeah, is there something wrong with pedophilia?
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Aug 24 2004 2:07AM
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squeakywaffle
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yes, lots
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Aug 24 2004 2:09AM
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hucker22
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shes 16 and damn fine
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Aug 24 2004 10:07AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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she could lose a few pound if you know what i mean *gagging sounds*

but yeah guys, shes a gymnast so she probably has an eating disorder so not only could you put her in many position, but she might even throw up on your manhood and proceed to ingest it.... so hot!





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Aug 24 2004 10:15AM
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shrEddie
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shes not hot, just flexible. the swimmer girl is better looking

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Aug 24 2004 10:19AM
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Shaggy
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sure you could you could call her hot if you like girls with the body of a 7 year old. im not into that shit, besides, her face aint great either.
Aug 24 2004 12:18PM
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TheWorst
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^^ shes got all muscle... sooo if she stopped training for like a month i bet you she'd be damn fine...
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Aug 24 2004 12:19PM
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Shaggy
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i doubt it. i used to know a couple people that were intense gymnasts who trained since they were about 7 or so, it was jsut like puberty skipped over them. also ive seen a bunch of interviews of female gymnasts years after they stopped training, or at least eased off of it, and it was the same, small, no definition, and still looked like they were 12.
Aug 24 2004 12:31PM
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TheWorst
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that sucks for carly patterson... but i saw carly on tv without the tight ass suit she wears on and just in normal clothes and she was fairly decent sized...
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Aug 24 2004 12:49PM
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Sharpy
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I'd be looking out the window for flashing lights every few seconds if i got the chance to do her
Aug 24 2004 4:16PM
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teresak2
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ah lauren that was witty, i couldn't stop laughing.


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Aug 24 2004 4:41PM
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TheWorst
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^ i didnt get it...
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Aug 24 2004 5:04PM
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nothanks
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she wants phelps johnson




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Aug 24 2004 5:22PM
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rhcp
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if you see her outside of the suit the constricts everything she isnt that bad at all. just a legal midget.
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Aug 24 2004 7:23PM
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Soups
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If you discount the guy in the back....really really not a bad pic of her at all.






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Aug 24 2004 7:33PM
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Joe.
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plus ive heard that after they stop training daily puberty kind of catches up and also when they are in competition they tape their boobs down so they dont get in the way



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Aug 24 2004 7:39PM
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Soups
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And while Im sure no one will read this anyway, but if you live on the East Coast, NBC is having some sort of 'Gymnastics Gala' so she'll be on TV in a few!






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Aug 24 2004 7:43PM
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EC-Tom
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alright heres some pics














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Aug 24 2004 7:53PM
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1080bio
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ya just saw her in the gala thing not bad



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Aug 24 2004 7:55PM
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Joe.
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yeah shes so hot i think but uhhh she just fell in her floor excercise



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Aug 24 2004 8:01PM
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its all about that black sprinter chick who won the 200 prelim last night.
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Aug 24 2004 9:52PM
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Soups
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....or how about this........






Carly Patterson..... The thread is about her, therefore we talk about Carly...






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Aug 24 2004 10:04PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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im still up in the air about this one. i lifeguard and teach swimming lessons that the Y in my town, and she looks exactly like this 8 yr old kid thats in one of my classes, james. hes just smaller but the face is the exact sammmmme, so wierd. i guess i could just bust out a paper bag!

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Aug 24 2004 10:10PM
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404404
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how old is she?
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Aug 24 2004 10:28PM
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mathers
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16 i think
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Aug 24 2004 10:30PM
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h3ofilms
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the things a guy could do to her..haha
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Aug 24 2004 10:51PM
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hendrik.
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myeah, 16....


lauren, you're just jealous =)
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Aug 25 2004 2:59AM
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hendrik.
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oh, and one of my good friends used to be a gymnast...and all i can say, puberty DEFINATELY didnt skip over her....jsut to prove y'all wrong =p
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Aug 25 2004 3:02AM
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Joe.
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for the ones who train hard for however many years...it jsut catches up to them after they stop training and competing



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Aug 25 2004 12:57PM
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TheWorst
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its just that shes a gymnast that makes her so much hotter... i know way more girls that are uber hotter than her
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Aug 26 2004 6:14PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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it's so funny...i wonder if she actually knows that people like us (the people on newschoolers) have threads dedicated to her. just imagine how many other 'online communities' are doing the same thing. wow
Aug 26 2004 6:53PM
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hendrik.
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this thread will die when the olympics do the same.
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Aug 27 2004 3:45AM
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Aug 27 2004 5:04AM
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hendrik.
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never die













(please dont delete it either =) )
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Aug 27 2004 11:34PM
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SeanB
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those gymnastics girls don't really do it for me (flexibility aside), some of the softball players are hot though, I can't remember her name but the italian firstbase(woman?) is smokin!

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Aug 27 2004 11:55PM
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12ParkRat60
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The Chinese girl's volleyball team is sick as fuck
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Aug 28 2004 1:38PM
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tahoeskier.
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beach volleyball players have the nicest bodies, especially kerri walsh and misty may.

Aug 28 2004 2:13PM
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hucker22
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they look pretty fat, carly is so hot....brief masturbation break
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Aug 28 2004 2:41PM
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Big-Punisher
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i dont dig the whole 6 pack setup of walsh...props to her for being in shape, but im not touching
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Aug 28 2004 9:33PM
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12ParkRat60
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the chinese indoor team is fucking gross
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Aug 28 2004 9:45PM
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danbrown
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carly patterson is about 10 days older than me. and that russian girl looks remarkably like an ostrich




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Aug 28 2004 10:05PM
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TheWorst
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one of the swimmers is really hot...
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Aug 29 2004 10:29AM
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hendrik.
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Amanda Beard?

i now respectfully allow this thread to die, as they extinguinshed the roach.
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Aug 30 2004 5:44AM
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All the pictures you could ever want of her are at:

www.carlypatterson.com


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Aug 31 2004 6:44AM
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Mavrck
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she doesnt look that short...for some odd reason
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Aug 31 2004 7:37AM
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