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The Grand Bizzarre: Ben Afleck?

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SteveStepp
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So ever since Ben Afleck directed his first film, "The Town", I've seen it probably 5 or 6 times. You're probably thinking, "Wow, that's really fucking weird", or, "This kid is a die hard Ben Afleck fan". Actually, I did see it in the theaters, and it wasn't that bad; I'd go as far to say that I liked it. But the remaining 5 times I've seen it were completely accidental, and frankly, fairly unwelcomed. My roommate Zilla downloaded it not too long after it hit theaters. Either I was extremely hung over in the morning and the movie came on, or our free HBO 3 month trial would play it. Over and over and over. After it's release I've accumulated more than a normal amount of viewings.

It makes me wonder, did Ben Afleck have any part in the making of the Grand Bizarre? This movie has also logged an uncharacteristic 6-7 views in my memory banks. It's not a bad movie, its ok.... but i just don't want to watch it that many times. John Kutcher left his copy of the movie at my house, and ever since it's like it's been on repeat. I can't blame John, or HBO. People want to watch these films at least once. Yet somehow I'm the poor soul who has to sit through them multiple times. Just like I dont want to watch Ben Afleck in two sex scenes, I dont want to watch the incredible build-up for simons Red Bull pipe.

Maybe the title is a bit leading itself...it truly is "Bizarre" that I've seen this movie so many times.

Congrats Ben, you did it.

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Oct 16 2011 11:59AM
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Puzzled
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wat
Oct 16 2011 12:01PM
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TheClap.
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bhahahahahahaha
+K
Oct 16 2011 12:01PM
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J-Evs
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hahahahaha

amazing way with words
Oct 16 2011 12:04PM
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zapadelic
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i don't know what just happened
Oct 16 2011 12:12PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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hahahaha fucking great!
Oct 16 2011 12:16PM
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danbrown
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thats quite a fitting picture given your predicament
Oct 16 2011 12:18PM
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Bittner
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wut...
Oct 16 2011 12:21PM
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Ruffles
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I still think it was dumb to open the movie with Bobby Brown.
Oct 16 2011 12:22PM
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Bonzalo
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The goblin always coming up with the most random shit.
Oct 16 2011 12:23PM
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UFOsarereal
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I had that happen with One Hour photo a few years ago:
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and Eye Trip last year & I can feel it coming with Art of Flight.
Oct 16 2011 12:37PM
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MartyLempkin
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i blame john.
Oct 16 2011 12:40PM
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Kreech
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Hands down the weirdest thread I've ever laid eyes on
Oct 16 2011 12:43PM
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jKutcher
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I apologize. I will come retrieve said movie.. But I will leave a copy of The Town..
Oct 16 2011 12:50PM
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DERS.
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aw shit dramaz. inb4 poor boyz
Oct 16 2011 12:55PM
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84891jnf92048
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I saw that you were online, Steve, and knew something stupid and hilarious was coming.

I was right.

Oct 16 2011 1:00PM
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GolfingElephant
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one time, Steve, i saw one of your edits. not bad but not great. ever since it has been on reapeat. my friends show it to me, my brother, my mom, my uncle who touched me in the closet last thanksgiving...so steve, congrats...
Oct 16 2011 1:01PM
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Triple_Strum
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buahahaha. I must tip my hat to you, sir. I do think you have some writing and creative talent.
Oct 16 2011 1:14PM
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bgould
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I PERSONALLY ENJOYED THE TOWN, WHAT DID YOU NOT ENJOY ABOUT IT? I PURCHASED GRAND BIZARRE AND I ALWAYS JUST WATCH LJS, THE STEPT BOYS AND LEIGHS SEGMENTS. I USUALLY JUST SKIP THE OTHER SEGMENTS.
Oct 16 2011 1:16PM
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SteveStepp
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If i knew this was happening, I would have come to thanksgiving with you
Oct 16 2011 1:17PM
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DGski
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well then
Oct 16 2011 1:29PM
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404404
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Dear Steve,

Lay off the kratom, or save some for me. Both will work, and actually the first will help the second.

Jah blaze.
Oct 16 2011 1:39PM
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cheener12
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cool story
Oct 16 2011 1:46PM
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SteveStepp
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http://www.dragonherbarium.com/kratom

This is the store in Portland. It comes highly recommended
Oct 16 2011 2:08PM
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Inline.
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i didn't know andy parry smoked
Oct 16 2011 2:10PM
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BieberHole69
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I appreciate a good, well written story. That was great. This reminded me how much I love the 3 month free trial of HBO, but also how sad I get when that clock runs out. Ben Affleck also looks creeping similar to an acquaintance of mine whom I want to punch in the face. Fuck him.
Oct 16 2011 2:15PM
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djikstra
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There's an error OP! that's my copy not mister Cutchers! I'm a leave a copy of good will hunting cause that movies tight but born identitity is gayyyyy. k cool. Tee Tee why ELlll
Oct 16 2011 2:36PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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im gunna buy 2 pounds of kratom cuz andy parry and steve stepp posted about it to eachothr on newschoolers
Oct 16 2011 3:46PM
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84891jnf92048
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I bet Andy only smokes the weirdest semi-hallucinogen moldy food scraps that he can scrounge up off the bottom of Will's shoes and from in between Cole Drexler's teeth.

Oct 16 2011 3:53PM
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snowbombz
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Good Will Hunting was way better than The Town!
god dammit, why do all ben aflec's movies have the same setting.
Oct 16 2011 4:05PM
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AwR
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Oct 16 2011 4:08PM
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Beez
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i have no idea what is going on...
Oct 16 2011 4:10PM
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-GL-
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holy fuckballs i feel the same way ive seen this movie like 5 times and its not even that amazing
Oct 16 2011 4:13PM
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danderson.
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I have never been more confused in my life. Slow clap.
Oct 16 2011 4:18PM
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Dwarftosser1
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What is this, I don't even....
Oct 16 2011 4:23PM
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Rogge
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Genius.
Oct 16 2011 4:26PM
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Puzzled
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Gave it a second read, Steve, you are my hero.
Oct 16 2011 4:40PM
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B.Lyfe
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Best thread ever read while pooping at work
Oct 16 2011 4:49PM
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Milksteak
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LOL
Oct 16 2011 5:15PM
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RyandaGod
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you don't smoke kratom big guy...
Oct 16 2011 5:37PM
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Milksteak
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hahahahaAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHahahahahhhaha
Oct 16 2011 5:38PM
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Gstrong
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steve is a weird guy
Oct 16 2011 5:40PM
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BieberHole69
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you don't smoke kratom pal
Oct 16 2011 5:52PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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the eyes.... they change colors....
Oct 16 2011 6:02PM
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RyandaGod
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Thanks Steve! I will be placing my order tonight... should I assume the potent indo is your favorite or should i go with a nice variety pack?
Oct 16 2011 6:05PM
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BieberHole69
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Medicinal Uses:
Kratom is often used to treat diarrhea. It is known to prolong sexual intercourse.

My god this sounds like my type of party.
Oct 16 2011 6:12PM
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EasyEast
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well done sir.

Oct 16 2011 6:16PM
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SteveStepp
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I've tried a bunch, and a few sample packs. I still prefer the Indo
Oct 16 2011 6:27PM
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jeremyo13
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this whole thing is kinda weird and i want to be a part of it
Oct 16 2011 6:27PM
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SNOWPARKCHlLE
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dunno if you wrote that but you are an asshole!!
Oct 16 2011 6:47PM
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MRoden
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for you andy parry
Oct 16 2011 6:49PM
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