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Things you realize once you get to college.

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Yung_Gnarley
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What are some things you realize only once you're in college?

I can wear wear jeans like 40 times before washing them.


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Oct 5 2011 5:26PM
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_MNice_
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all of my money has gone towards weed/alcohol.
Oct 5 2011 5:27PM
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Deezy
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hi im in highschool and already knew that.
who washes jeans anyway?

lol1st
Oct 5 2011 5:27PM
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corona
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girls have 2 holes
Oct 5 2011 5:27PM
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Deezy
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fuuu-
Oct 5 2011 5:28PM
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Banjo
Posts: 178 - Karma: 13
The best party you've been to in high school is a shitty party in college.
Oct 5 2011 5:28PM
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howlongcanausern
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Oct 5 2011 5:28PM
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b-ladd
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Girls have 4 holes.
Oct 5 2011 5:28PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
I HEARD THEY HAVE 4
Oct 5 2011 5:28PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
"I'm going to get knocked up and have to take care of a family anyways so why go to college?"
Oct 5 2011 5:28PM
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corona
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I heard they have 8. 10 if you shoot them twice first.
Oct 5 2011 5:29PM
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Holte
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Skateboarding is the most efficient means of transportation ever invented.
Oct 5 2011 5:34PM
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.AR6rider.
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...but only if you don't know how to ride a bicycle.
Oct 5 2011 5:37PM
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corona
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...but only if you don't have a flying carpet
Oct 5 2011 5:39PM
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.Apex.
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you're screwed
Oct 5 2011 5:41PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
fuck carpets
teleportation is the new aerials
Oct 5 2011 5:41PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
a good class is a better party than most parties
Oct 5 2011 5:44PM
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2_fadez
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No need to give a shit about the cops anymore
Vodka can be mixed with anything
The cheaper the alcohol, the more of it you can buy. Who gives a shit about taste.
TV dinners and popcorn are heaven
Steal as much food from the cafeteria as you can
Class is not important.
Oct 5 2011 5:46PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Things I learned leaving college:

I didn't need to spend all that money.

Im making a salary doing something I could've been taught after grade 12, the only difference is the piece of paper hanging on my wall.

I will never, ever fuck that much again, ever.

Coffee is not a vice. Its a grace.

The hardest cooked meal still doesnt top a drunk pizza to myself.

For four years Fridays went un-appreciated. Every day was Friday. Except Sunday.

College really hasnt ended. i'm 22 with piss and vinegar and I just make more money.

Four years ago some friends became tradesmen. I scoffed. Now they have cars and houses. Why didn't I become an electrician?

I took one good and valuable skill: the art of the academic bullshit. It works wonders in the office where plagiarism and expulsion don't exist.

I could keep going

Oct 5 2011 5:49PM
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AWALLRUS.
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THE ONLY REASON I WANT TO DO POST SECONDARY EDUCATION IS FOR FUN. I DONT REALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SCHOOL BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME HOW GREAT IT IS.
Oct 5 2011 5:56PM
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.AR6rider.
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Because in the long run, with a degree, you'll most likely have a bigger house and a nicer car. Depending on what your degree is in, of course.
Oct 5 2011 6:07PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Hahahahahaha.. History.

Now i'm in business

Oct 5 2011 6:10PM
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elemeno89
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high school friends not as cool as college friends.
Oct 5 2011 6:13PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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well yeah, if you get a degree in a good job market, i'm going to say a good science, then you're ok.

some people are still dumb.

some people still don't know what they're doing regarding lab equipment. twice now have I almost had different kinds of cultured bacteria spilled on me.
Oct 5 2011 6:14PM
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howlongcanausern
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yeah no wonder you're bummed out about going to school, lol
Oct 5 2011 6:16PM
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crab_pretzel
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threads.
Oct 5 2011 6:16PM
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theabortionator
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That college is dumb
Oct 5 2011 6:17PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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if you loft your bed, its missionary or bust.

long distance relationships are hard

nobody really cares if you smoke pot

im going to college to be a farmer
Oct 5 2011 6:18PM
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FLBP
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No food can compare with good home cookin. I put on 10 pounds when I went home for Christmas break and my dad was making dank ass dinners every night.
Oct 5 2011 6:24PM
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DaveM
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Weekends begin on thursday

Cereal can be had at any meal

If your wake up late for class, go back to bed

Smalltalk can get you anywhere

Dishes don't clean themselves

Shotgunning becomes a ritual

Beer-a-mids become house decorations

Coffee is your best friend

Condoms are a necessity

Toothpaste gets everywhere

In bed by 12 is impressive



Oct 5 2011 6:27PM
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andstuff
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That your grades don't matter as long as you graduate. Cheap schools often have the same education as expensive ones. Your major doesn't matter and is nothing more than a "union card" assuming you're a competent person who isn't entering a specialized field (doctor, engineer, etc.).
Oct 5 2011 6:28PM
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.Hugo.
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*Wednesday when you are smart enough to not schedule a class on thursday :)
Oct 5 2011 6:34PM
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Deluge
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great post. but its 3
Oct 5 2011 6:36PM
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palin12
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Weekends begin on Sunday, sometimes Monday...
Oct 5 2011 6:39PM
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elemeno89
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wonder how he couldve missed that third...
Oct 5 2011 7:50PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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it was covered up with duct tape
Oct 5 2011 7:54PM
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corona
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I wasn't counting the urethra.. just the holes one regularly stuffs. unless you can fit yours in a pee hole?
Oct 5 2011 7:55PM
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Billups
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Hahaha holy shit!



Things I learned/am still learning:

People that were your friends in high school probably won't be your friends after college.

The 4 year plan is bullshit.

Learning how to bullshit your way through things is one of the greatest skills you'll acquire. Actually doing said things is also much more rewarding.


There are plenty more, but most of them have already been said or aren't that relavent.


Oct 5 2011 8:01PM
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k-fred
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i realize there is not as much skier as i tought,only seen 1 and theres 4000 student... I tought there would be much more.fuck douchebags
Oct 5 2011 8:02PM
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Blurst
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fun
Oct 5 2011 8:06PM
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Slinger1x1
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definitely not applicable to everyone, but i go to a pretty small school and grew up in a very rich town....

Girls from high school spoiled me... they were so much hotter
Oct 5 2011 8:12PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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ha you think thats bad? try looking for other rollerbladers.
Oct 5 2011 8:13PM
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soulskier
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i think it was an overall maturity lesson and i learned fairly quickly that there are people out there with real problems.
Oct 5 2011 8:15PM
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FLBP
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Once they hit 18 its all downhill.
Oct 5 2011 8:15PM
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k-fred
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rollerbladers are rly hard to find,they wear normal stuff like every1

i found a lot of skateboarder but i just started skateboard about 1week ago.And its kinda hard to find snowboarder too cuz they wear usual clothe(not like skier and their tall t)

Oct 5 2011 8:16PM
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bk47
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Base success on what makes you truly happy.

Oct 5 2011 8:18PM
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DaveM
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Well if your an alcoholic I suppose. I'll rephrase, for myself at least, heavy drinking begins on thursdays sometimes wednesdays.
Oct 5 2011 8:19PM
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soulskier
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that's a good one, i was going into something that would be lucrative but otherwise unrewarding. now i've found something that's lower pay but truly rewarding.
Oct 5 2011 8:20PM
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.RYAN66
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i really believe this, i know maybe 2 really really hot chicks that are over 18, like hot like you see them and alls you think about is fucking them and then peeing in their butt.



Oct 5 2011 8:21PM
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SterlingArcher
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im pretty sure my roommate isnt in colllege to get pussy WHATSOEVER.. seems like hes trying to figure out a computation in class that will get his level 30 Half Elf Shaman to level 50 in a timely manner so he can impress his WoW friends or whatever the fuck hes playin.
Oct 5 2011 8:28PM
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