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Things you realize once you get to college.

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Yung_Gnarley
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What are some things you realize only once you're in college?

I can wear wear jeans like 40 times before washing them.


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Oct 5 2011 5:26PM
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GnarshoSapian
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Omg college is amazing... if your in an easy fucking major
Oct 5 2011 8:34PM
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fujarome
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college senioritis is like high school senioritis....


only you skip classes, and start drinking at noon on any weekday
Oct 5 2011 8:39PM
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LeadThug420
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amen brotha
Oct 5 2011 8:49PM
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LiveSnowJKS
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I thought that for highschool
Oct 5 2011 8:57PM
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Spinoza
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HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS ARE MORONS AND CANNOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

realized that first time i saw some after starting college
Oct 5 2011 9:21PM
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Gnarwall
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Band is fun, fuck the haters.
Oct 5 2011 9:25PM
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BROSEIDON
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I realized Labbat Blue Light is $15 a 30, orloff $14 a handle, pre-med is way too hard, switching to ORBA (outdoor business recreation association) next semester. Let's go
Oct 5 2011 9:26PM
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Morgen.
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Becoming nocturnal is totally okay.
Oct 5 2011 9:50PM
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SNPskier
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thredzz
Oct 5 2011 9:57PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i hate everyone.
Oct 5 2011 10:01PM
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Tinga
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how screwed is the world with this next generation?
Oct 5 2011 10:10PM
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sherwood4099
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I'm 22 and a senior and I think a lot of my "pupils" are lazy and stupid (not all obviously some work even harder than me) and a lot of them just are not growing up or gaining a sense of responsibility certainly not of hard work ethic. A lot of them are majoring in liberal arts on loaned $...... It's scaryp
Oct 5 2011 10:16PM
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jibjunkie
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threads
Oct 5 2011 10:17PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
Pretty much.

Homework piles up.
Age doesn't matter for meeting people any more.
Food isn't necessary 3 times a day.
A basement can make an alright home.
There is always time for drinks.
Unless she really means something to you, high school relationships stay in high school.
Money is important.


100% not a repost, but coffee is amazing.
Oct 5 2011 10:23PM
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k-fred
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i agree with everything, and wanna add:

i realize the how college is full of chicks to fuck

Oct 5 2011 10:24PM
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SterlingArcher
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i spy an opportunist
Oct 5 2011 10:26PM
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joshua
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People should watch for people on bikes before they pull onto the road/turn right at an intersection. My 75$ bike almost put a nice dent in some high school kids car, I was actually kind of disappointed when I managed to stop in time. I also realized going into college right after hs was a really good idea.
Just curious, how much money do you guys expect to making right out of college? I'm taking a two-year environmental technician course, and after that I will most likely be started out at about $32,000 a year, not really sure where I would max out at, really depends on where I end up job wise and how good i am at what I do really.
Oct 5 2011 10:26PM
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corona
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very. no one takes any initiative. if the professor doesn't tell them specifically it's on the exam, it just won't be studied. it's becoming to be like highschool in that regard. I was talking about it with a professor and apparently it's beginning to be quite the worry. ask your parents or grandparents if it was like that in their years. in Ontario apparently it can be greatly attributed to getting rid of grade 13
Oct 5 2011 10:34PM
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Inbred_Redneck
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The course is useless when what youre being tested on requires you to memorize 30 different forms and functions that your professor and TAs dont know offhand.
Oct 5 2011 10:36PM
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Peter.
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college is essentially a good time all around besides midterm week and finals week
Oct 5 2011 10:37PM
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Steezyiott
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i am so excited to go off to school!
Oct 5 2011 10:51PM
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andstuff
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Really? I didn't think girls at the high schools in my town were hot. In my experience, women get their hottest around the late 20's.
Oct 5 2011 11:09PM
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Nurgle
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fuck highschool did matter

if in college, its ok to start drinking at noon

give up all morals
Oct 5 2011 11:14PM
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andstuff
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Someone was sheltered in high school...
Oct 5 2011 11:15PM
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Jaimee.
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It's difficult to make guy friends being a girl, because you are seen as three holes to put their dicks in.

Your parents did a lot more for you than you realize.

Beer is an acceptable beverage any time of day,
Oct 5 2011 11:17PM
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General_Ripper
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The girls who are not absolute whores will never been seen after the first week of classes
Oct 5 2011 11:18PM
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skithesprings
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OH EM GEE, YOU SOUND SOOOO SMART cultured bacteria, lol, wuts that?

try having silver nitrate actually poured on you and watching your skin gradually turn black... loads of fun. with enough of it i could be black for halloween!

(not seriously calling you out for that)

(but seriously)
Oct 5 2011 11:20PM
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skithesprings
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and now for a real post....

BASEMENT LIVIN FTW!

I live in a house with three other skiers and they took the three first floor bedrooms and left the entire finished basement for me. the basement + my bedroom is the same size as the entire first floor of the house and i pay the same rent. what a bunch of fucking idiots. Plus I have my own bathroom, living room, work room (think ski/bike shop) and office. so much win.
Oct 5 2011 11:24PM
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Nurgle
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bahaha best in thread
Oct 5 2011 11:24PM
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Peppy
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i realized i have a lot more time than i normally do..
Oct 5 2011 11:25PM
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icon1234
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Books are your best friend, learn to read them well. If you do the reading before lecture, it will make life a whole lot easier. If you get the chance, try to schedule no class on Fridays, best thing ever.
Oct 5 2011 11:29PM
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cheaaaaaa
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you can smoke weed in your apartment with no questions asked

classes can be scheduled around skiing

you can fit 2 30s in a mini fridge if you work it right
Oct 5 2011 11:35PM
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skithesprings
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i don't know what kind of mini you have, but i can fit exactly 59 beers in mine, which is cool, because i need one to drink while stocking.

and bong rips in the living room are the best.
Oct 5 2011 11:38PM
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andstuff
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Buy digital versions of your textbooks on Coursesmart.com. They are half the price, and when you're done with them you can simply delete them instead of having to try and sell them back for pennies or recycle them. You can access the entire book online, or print out certain pages.

The price of my textbooks for a full schedule = $126.

boom.
Oct 5 2011 11:39PM
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skithesprings
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or use craigslist, amazon, and ebay to buy books you can actually keep.

i spent about 150 on 900 dollars of text. i can sell them to the school library and get about 300 out of them, but i'd rather keep them as reference material.
Oct 5 2011 11:44PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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coffee gets me through college, I never get sleep. Screw this and give me a job already...Parties are fun but i sure hate class
Oct 6 2011 12:37AM
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andstuff
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why on earth would you want to keep them?
Oct 6 2011 12:42AM
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emilyiscool
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1.coffee, energy drinks, coffee, coffee, coffeecoffeecoffee

2. you can choose when your classes are for the most part, try and make your life easier and choose classes close to eachother near the same time so your day isnt ruined with a 8:30am class then no other classes until 4 pm and your at school from 8-6

3. no one gives a fuck about you. going with that, never fully trust anyone unless they deserve it

4. do drugs and drink on friday night so your not hungover monday

5. the guy disrupting class and fucking shit up that was so cool in highschool is now considered by everyone to be an asshole

6. actually listen to stuff profs have to say. any idiot teacher can pass a high school teachers degree, profs have real life experience an have done rediculous amounts of research into there field.

7. make friends with people in your program in older years, they know the projects, they know your profs they can help you.

8. did i mention coffee?
Oct 6 2011 12:47AM
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-ROY-
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bubbles is one of the smartest in the park
Oct 6 2011 12:47AM
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.Hugo.
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as reference material just as he said. you never know if it will help you out in a later class
Oct 6 2011 12:50AM
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chicken
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hopefully over 100k
Oct 6 2011 1:22AM
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rudager
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I'm with two other skiers. One's a uni grad. So he works 12 hours a day, and the other is online right now. And does uni.
HI PAIGE.


I can't wait to be done next year though and have a house.
Oct 6 2011 1:33AM
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bakedpow
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What kinda job market are you in?
Oct 6 2011 1:33AM
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skithesprings
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well, i'm in petroleum and natural gas engineering and i plan on starting out around 70-80k.

the kids at the top of the class will no doubt be getting 120+

here's to hoping i make it through school.
Oct 6 2011 5:22AM
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General_Ripper
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yea no way someone will start at over 120k as entry level....

Oct 6 2011 7:45AM
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razors-chaz
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in bed by 12 is an early night unless your not in bed by yourself, then it becomes a good effort.
Oct 6 2011 8:02AM
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Tinga
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well in the same turn college professors don't need a teaching degree so some of them have no idea how to teach. Some colleges hire profs based solely on their research efforts because of some accreditation and the students get screwed over because the prof is a terrible teacher.
Oct 6 2011 9:00AM
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seward
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pretty much bang on what i was going to write.

exspecially 3. all that popularity you spent all of highschool trying to earn, goes right out the window first day of university. no one knows you, and no one gives a fuck who you think you are. and suddenly, there is more nerds then "cool kids", kinda like a revolution. its actually quite funny to watch the fall of the "cool kids". i always kinda flew under the radar at university, till it was time to present/write test/talk to profs etc. then its shit kicking time. People dont expect anything of you cause youre the shy/quite/mind your own fuckin business guy. then boom, you blast their minds.

also, separate your school work from your party work. word travels fast. its cool to throw down and get awesome. but you dont need your profs and TA's knowing. they wont wake you seriously, and trust me, you want them to know/think you are the next president of the united states.
Oct 6 2011 9:54AM
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Tinga
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TA's seriously don't give a shit. They're just college students too.
Oct 6 2011 10:03AM
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