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If you had a million dollars.............

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Kima29
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
Hey, If you had a million dollars what would you buy and why?
Jun 1 2002 6:33AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
I'd buy a house, a car, a few sets of skis and then pay for my university fees with the rest of it. why? because I can. haha, yeah, nice. wikkid.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*
Jun 1 2002 9:26AM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
DONATE IT ALL TO NEWSCHOOLERS.COM!

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'Have you been borne yet & are you alive?
Let's reinvent the gods, all the myths of the ages.'
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Jun 1 2002 9:37AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Invest it and continue working for now, because a million dollars isn't that much anymore. Might spend a little, but yah, invest it fast so it grows much larger.
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Jun 1 2002 11:13AM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
id buy a chalet at close to whistler, skis and a sweet ride, then the rest would go into stocks

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Jun 1 2002 11:45AM
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punkSKIERjen
Posts: 742 - Karma: 13
Id buy a jet, fly out to Tanner, we 'fall' in love. and then get married, and oh i'd buy some skis, new red ski pants, and a new silver helmet, and some new goggles (even though i like mine), yea and id probbaly go live in whistler for a couple months.
Jun 1 2002 12:15PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
id buy my own person. doesnt matter how much it costs...

Mitch: *Takes Piot's Pillow*
Piot: 'Give it back you fat barrel of monkey spunk'
Jun 1 2002 12:16PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
id buy a hover craft...hover over to tanner hall..and kick his fucking ass

then id buy NS.com put matt harvey into an early retirement on the best ski mountain on the world..id stock his new home with women beer trampolines skis and beef jerky....and tanner hall would be his personal slave/chef/servant/maid/
we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of mike nick or jason levinthal
Jun 1 2002 12:37PM
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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
i would first pay Matt Clausen of the infamous CML to make a new skiing website that would kick NS's ass

then i would buy a house in Mammoth.. slopeside. then i would buy a house in somewhere tropical... somewhere where herb is legal and plentifull..

then i would put the rest into a bank account and save it so that i never had to worry about money.

i would ski everyday of the year with no worries but progression and puffing.

peace dmb...niggas


'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
Jun 1 2002 12:54PM
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powder99
Posts: 2761 - Karma: 12
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I Had $1000000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
If I Had $1000000 You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I Had $1000000 Maybe we could put a frige in there somwhere.
We could go up there whenever we wanted. We could get something to eat maybe

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy bones)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I Had $1000000 We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I Had $1000000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
But we would. But of course we would, it's a very tasty treat for the whole family.

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000
I'd be rich.

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Paulou
Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
Jun 1 2002 1:10PM
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FreeSkiorDie720
Posts: 1095 - Karma: 10
ahh yes, great song. Id move to the west, and invest the rest
Jun 1 2002 1:11PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
but wait..id move to mammoth build a huge house in the park..and my roof would be a huge jump... and my porch and deck would be the rails

and i would have a painted picture of me put there in a huge sign and i would call it park a kiss my white ass
we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of mike nick or jason levinthal
Jun 1 2002 1:25PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
i'd buy sarah burke and kristi leskinen to be my slaves. then i'd buy a place at whis, because they wouldn't need to be paid, they'd just come along voluntarily.
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Jun 1 2002 1:31PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
if i had a million buck id probably give half to my parents for putting up with me....the other half i would buy a volkwagen van, a bunch of skis, and lots of digital video camera gear and some more 35mm camera gear. and then just save the rest...mabey buy a house...or a cabin in the woods....
Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?
some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
Jun 1 2002 2:14PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
oh yeah my house would have a big and rail infront of it and there would be stair leading down to the door so in the morning when i go skiing i just slap on the skis on top of the stairs and slide down and out the door and then do the 30 step kinked hand rail 270 out and then ski to lifts...
oh yeah my house would be under a jump so people would have to jump over it..
Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?
some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
Jun 1 2002 2:17PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
spend sbout 2 grand, then invest the rest maybe give 8 gand more if i know anybody with money problems.
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Marge: Homer, stop picking at it.
Homer (with donut head): Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty. Well, time to go to work.
Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside]
Wiggum: Don't worry, boys. He's gotta come outta there sometime.
Jun 1 2002 2:29PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
Oh yeah i'd donate a bunch to this website...like alot...
Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?
some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
Jun 1 2002 3:49PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
if i had a mill. id buy my dream house in the rockies pay off my university expenses, pay for 2 future childrens university costs and then id put it in the bank, oh id buy myself and my husband a vechile each.. and id still work full time
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Jun 1 2002 4:28PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I would file for bankrupcy before I get my million so I could actually see some of that money.
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Jun 1 2002 4:55PM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
Move 2 Whistler+Skis+Gear. Thats it
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Jun 1 2002 5:02PM
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Dspin900
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 89
i'd buy skis and shit adn stuff to play w/....i'd save most of it, i'd probably get a car and some cool shit to play w/....but then like after college and stuff i'd give some to my parents and then buy a giant house and have my friends stay all the time

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Jun 1 2002 5:09PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
I'd buy as much red bull as possible and just baisicly drink it like water.
SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
Jun 1 2002 5:21PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
I'd buy a resort... make the top half big mountain... then the bottom would be all jibbin....

oh and I'd buy you... yeah... you heard me.

MD... Dain bramaged.
Jun 1 2002 6:36PM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
I'd give some of it away to other people, then buy a beautiful house on the shores of Sydney harbour, pay for uni, take a big trip around the world, and after doing all of that I think I'd be broke!
* The freedom train arrives 15/11/02 *
Jun 1 2002 6:40PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
but Mike, you already have me!
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Jun 1 2002 7:03PM
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teethi
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
id buy a small house in Mammoth right by the mtn. id bring some of my buds with me and buy them houses too. then id buy skis and clothes. then id buy a company and make ski clothes. the rest would be invested in shit.
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Jun 1 2002 7:13PM
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Joos
Posts: 319 - Karma: 11
Buy a house in Wanaka, charter a helicopter for a few weeks for PhattTim and any other NS NZ'ers, buy an Evo 7 (mmm ski feild access roads), and buy a pair of skis for each disiplin (spelt that wrong..) in skiing... park, big mtn, moguls, carving.

Oh, and get Anna Kornikova to be my bitch

What gravity?
Jun 1 2002 8:09PM
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snowboy56
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
'If I had a million dollars I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the world into alcoholics...If I had a million bucks it still wouldnt be enough cause I'd still be out robbing all the trucks' Eminem
Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~
Jun 1 2002 10:53PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
if i had a million dollars, i would invest it, wait until i had about 50 mill, then i would buy brad pitt, build him a house somewhere in mexico, cryo freeze him until i was about 17......


Education: The progressive realization of our ignorance.
Jun 2 2002 1:09AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
a REALLY REALLY big trampoline!
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Jun 2 2002 1:15AM
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powder99
Posts: 2761 - Karma: 12
haha, for all of you that think that they can buy a slopeside house at whislter for a million dollars its not possible. A million dollars can go pretty damm fast
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Paulou
Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
Jun 2 2002 2:46AM
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fakiedropdude
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 1
i would buy a house in whistler, pay for all of my university education and then buy three pairs of skis a house in california, a surf board and then build two huge vert-ramps, one in my house in cali and one in whistler. if there´s enough money left i´d by a small plane and learn to skydive.

then i would donate the rest to a random person on the street just to see their reaction, i think it would be actually kinda hard to give em away like that.
Jun 2 2002 6:01AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
oh yeah in my house the basement would be a skatepark...and outside would be a massive tramp built into the ground and then i would have a swimming pool with diving boards out there too...
Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?
some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
Jun 2 2002 2:57PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
you idiots, i would prolly take out enough to help me through college, not completely though, but invest the rest, a million isnt alot, if you invest that money now 20 years later you wont need to have a job anymore, its worth it
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Jun 2 2002 3:15PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
um a million dolars isn't that much money.
I would buy a shitty litle house out here in whis, and invest the rest and see how long I can last before I go broke. yep.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
Jun 2 2002 4:40PM
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emilie_55
Posts: 180 - Karma: 11
i would buy new skis and ski shit like pants and jacket and such... and then go buy some clothes.. and then buy a house near whistler and ski....
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Jun 2 2002 5:20PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
put it in the bank and retire at 35.


'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
Jun 2 2002 7:24PM
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Harvey
Posts: 4996 - Karma: 692
I'd put aside a couple thousand to pay for the NS server, put a couple thousand into fixing up my car (as in replacing old parts)... then I'd invest the rest in mutual funds and live off the interest.
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Jun 3 2002 12:05AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
if i had a million dollars....id buy a new face
Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?
some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
Jun 3 2002 12:15AM
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SkunKJiB
Posts: 805 - Karma: 10
Invest, weed, bongs, etc.
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Jay: 'Ham, your shirt's on fire.'
Jun 3 2002 12:44AM
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SkunKJiB
Posts: 805 - Karma: 10
Oh, donate to finding cures for cancer, aids, etc.. We seriously have to cure some of this shit.
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Jun 3 2002 12:44AM
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cko
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 31
I guess I would buy a reasonable car (maybe a WRX or something), pay for my university (and my girlfriend's too), buy a lot of camera gear and invest the rest for the future.
Jun 3 2002 12:57AM
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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
i'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while i'm on the john


'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
Jun 3 2002 1:07AM
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ChrisMuldoon
Posts: 459 - Karma: 10
i'd blow my money on a motor home and a pro air nautique,travel around north america touring strip clubs, skiing, and wakeboarding.
'Defining style is impossible. It's just the way a person makes tricks look cool.'--JF
Jun 3 2002 1:13AM
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Digital_Dave
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 21
I would buy myself a new car... Subaru WRX, of course it would be fully loaded. I would buy a cheap condo up at Sunday River that is slopeside, that's about another $50 grand, then I would simply have my father invest all of the money. He sells mutual funds & is a financial god.


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'Skiing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.'
Jun 3 2002 11:34AM
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Digital_Dave
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 21
And ohh yeah, let's not forget the dual GHZ G4 with the DV Studio Display and dvd burner & a new Canon XL1s dv cam. If I had that rig i could give some film companies a run for their money.


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'Skiing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.'
Jun 3 2002 11:36AM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
haha, i would spend my money on a big car like a yukon denali, and just borrow my familys pro air nautique. but i would pimp it out, get some fat sakcs, board racks, sound system, boards, stuff like that, skis, boots, all that, new computer, invest, and go to college for money management or someting.

~Tom
Jun 3 2002 1:10PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
skunk, people have donated WAY over a million dollars trying to cure cancer and aids and we are a ways from it still.


'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
Jun 3 2002 1:23PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
I would by an 17 foot Avon. I would by a VW bus and some skis. Then I would live off Grand Slams at Dennys, Yeah only 2.99!
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Jun 3 2002 1:26PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
I think I am with Muldoon on this one.... I suck at wake boarding though - but what ever.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
Jun 3 2002 2:07PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i would buy every pair of twins, tons of downhill and trials bikes, dirtbikes, liquor, nice cars, a killer monster truck, and condos at ski hills around the world...........and id buy a really hot girlfriend............well, scratch that, i'll just pick up one....





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