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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,643
Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
14 years ago
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GayWolf420
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nose butters are the funnest trick ive concluded.
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RimJobber
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God fucking damn. Hot girl in my edu class. Everytime shes in leggings, one of those girly tanks thats pulled up to show off part of her stomach and a cardigan. She knows she has a body and she flaunts it everytime hahahah
11 years ago
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,798
As if I wasn't bad enough already, but attempting a pub quiz with an american girl and a Greek girl in Britain does not bode well. Free(~) stovies though yeaaaaaaah
11 years ago
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hippy.
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pics or she isnt real
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thebeesknees
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Been openly flirting with my grad T.A. every week in one of my classes..she came to my band's gig on saturday and needless to say were going to be banging soon
11 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15098 - Karma: 9,332
Just discussed this with a couple friends:
What music would you listen to if you were nude modeling?
11 years ago
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,869
classical and/or johnny cash.
11 years ago
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SwaggyP
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Breaking bad final season is on netflix. I won't be leaving the house for a while
11 years ago
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ThundaKilla
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yo yo ma, no doubt about that
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whoa-dere
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Js on my feet
Js on my feet
Js on my feet
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ModMommy
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Blink 182, Banks, or Brand New.
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
Baker street
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*TURBONERD*
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Hug, interesting responses, sarcastic and serious. I'd choose Giorgio Moroder.
11 years ago
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broto
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what are we talkin about?

11 years ago
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No.Quarter
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Opera or Jimmy Buffet
11 years ago
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No.Quarter
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*because I'm only 16, so I mean this in the creepiest way possible

Think about it
11 years ago
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SFB
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the only thing im thinking about is how much of a nerd you are.
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
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shut up ass dick
11 years ago
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.Rybak.
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No.Quarter
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I'm going to call you a name to your face tomorrow you stupid idiot
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
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I just cut my hair and forgot to put on eof the guide things on the clippers.... I now look like a cancer patient and/or skin head. On a positive note, my hair feels like velvet
11 years ago
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Phil-X-
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dayum sun whereja fynd this?
11 years ago
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snwbrdmilf
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Happy Birthday to my pops. He's the hardest working most rad dude and I'm so stoked he's my dad.
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
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maybe if he practiced, he would of won a ring lol
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Huck_Norris
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Ouch. Welding galvanized or aluminum or???



That is like the worst hangover ever x100. Talk about wanting to die.
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
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I have such a fucked up sunburn from yesterday. i wish my skin tanned
11 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
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11 years ago
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Huck_Norris
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I imagine your face looks like you have a beard made of pain and suffering.
11 years ago
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Mag
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I found your mum.
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No not her, the other one.
11 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
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http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/ky/39-jennifer-lawrence-strut.gif

No time to embed. Click it. You're welcome.
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ThatCOprep
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Just got a couple of my smash and grab cases, super stoked with what I got. Now stoked for aves game tonight.
11 years ago
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SFB
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took me maybe 10 seconds to embed
anyways...
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GayWolf420
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i have a nice red triangle on my nose. its pretty sick.
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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I think I accidentally told my TA I like him. Oops.
11 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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I think TA's have a strict student fraternization policy for students, like if they see you at a party they have to leave, and if they were to hook up with one they would be expelled from grad school.

But im sure it will go great!
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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Yeah... He's not a grad student, but it's super frowned upon.
At least I'm still hanging out with this hockey kid.
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
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the dude abides
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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I don't need those drugs. I have Oxy for post oppetation.
11 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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no that is the MSU TA policy, its not just "frowned upon"

Still though, good luck!
11 years ago
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Chubz.
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The hype about this championship game for my highschool's basketball team is insane. There's so much hatred towards each school.

PUMPED
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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Reasons for hockey dude: TA's can't have relationships with students in their class
11 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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reason not to go after hockey dude: He's playing hockey at MSU.

Also hockey players do the most raping. Look it up.
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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BUT I LIKE HOCKEY. (and yeah, he totally admits we suck)
Statistics I never wanted to look up but did anyways, thanks a lot. I'll never find tru love.
11 years ago
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NinetyFour
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Does anyone here wear a shell jacket with a puffy insulator? If I could get away with my baselayer, and insulator, and a shell I might have to pick up some kind of jacket setup like that for next year...
11 years ago
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Dan.
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I strike up conversation with college girls on tinder mostly to see how many different ways there are to say I'm wasting my parents money doing drugs and not learning anything besides how to take dick well. exerts:

"I'm undeclared with a minor in leadership" wtf is a minor in leadership?

"I'm from California studying communications at DU/CU (gotten this one about two dozen times now)" so you're spending 40k a year to learn how to communicate clearly?

"Oh I don't have a major but I'm in a sorority!" some girls pride themselves on their dick taking abilities

"Well I just transferred from ASU*, I think I'm gonna major in communications" some girls realllly pride themselves on their dick taking abilities

"I just got back from a year abroad, I don't know what I want to major in but I really like psychology" spent 40k on tuition to drink beer in europe/australia/chile; doesn't realize psychology generally requires graduate studies to mean anything worthwhile


to be fair, after noting how stupid they are in my head, I keep that to myself and then hang out with said girls because they're young and hot and nobody cares about intelligence in a one night stand, but GOD DAMN are most people stupid as fuck.


*life tip on ASU girls. wear condom, take precautionary z-pack with your breakfast.
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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At least communication majors open doors for jobs. Ayeee college.
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