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ButteredToast.
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-Whenever I'm a passenger in a car I always imagine a skier dude next to the car jumping/sliding/bonking stuff

-Sometimes I try to match my blinker up with the car in front of me, and it always bothers me just a tiny bit when they get off sync.

-I get totally naked when I take a shit at home. Even my socks. If I don't take my socks off, I feel like my feet can't properly grip the tile.


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Jul 10 2011 11:20PM
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Milksteak
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Whoa....I do all of those things.....
Jul 10 2011 11:20PM
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Inline.
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Cool story bro
Jul 10 2011 11:21PM
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Sharknuts.
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i agree with everything u just said
Jul 10 2011 11:21PM
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garret.
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wow, i had no clue there was a proper way to grip tile with your feet.







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Jul 10 2011 11:21PM
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HKrass
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That last one was Halarious. I do the same thing you do with the skier next to the car but I have a really long knife cutting things.
Jul 10 2011 11:22PM
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ButteredToast.
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You guys aren't playing right!

Post weird shit you do as well. Keep this going
Jul 10 2011 11:22PM
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james6345789
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i always do the passenger seat thing.
Jul 10 2011 11:24PM
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JIBpsy^^
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I look at girls butts

Jul 10 2011 11:25PM
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MatRich
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I do the same with the skier.

sometimes when Im driving or in the passenger seat, I have a huge urge to open the door and jump out ( on a highway)
Jul 10 2011 11:28PM
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SPskier543
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I went 5 months not taking a shit in my own bathroom. /claim
Jul 10 2011 11:29PM
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BROSEIDON
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you may want to see someone about that
Jul 10 2011 11:30PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i do the first two things

and whenever i'm driving on back roads or high ways i look behind the car and imagine a skier getting towed by our vehicle jumping from one side of the road to the other kinda like wakeboarding
Jul 10 2011 11:30PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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wipe your ass with moist wipes sometimes, feels fucking fresh.
Jul 10 2011 11:31PM
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Milksteak
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OBVIOUSLY
Jul 10 2011 11:31PM
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holy.shep
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i CONSTANTLY fingerjib... when im siting, standing, walking, whenever there is something that i can reach
Jul 10 2011 11:31PM
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JETS
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When i'm having sex with a girl i always have to be dominating in some way. Like even if she's on top i will be violently gripping/slamming her butt down on to me
Jul 10 2011 11:31PM
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blackmamba.
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I take my shirt off when I'm taking a shit, but that's as far as I go.

Sometimes I will itch my butt and smell my hand afterwards, haha. Oh god.

Ripping warts off the soles of my feet.
Jul 10 2011 11:33PM
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JWoods
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Sometimes I imagine girls naked
teehee
Jul 10 2011 11:36PM
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[hamnuts]
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I can't sleep wearing underwear
Jul 10 2011 11:36PM
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blackmamba.
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I wish all girls were like you.
Jul 10 2011 11:38PM
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.AR6rider.
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Jul 10 2011 11:38PM
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JWoods
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You win, I lost
Jul 10 2011 11:38PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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go on....
Jul 10 2011 11:40PM
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los.pinguinos
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slumber party at my house?
Jul 10 2011 11:40PM
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anashyo
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Get@me
Jul 10 2011 11:41PM
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TheDavisMobile
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I do all the same stuff, even the shitting thing, which i thought was weird but now i know im not alone in my shitting naked.

And a weird thing i did was cry during the episode of House when Wilson's girlfriend dies, I've never todl anybody about that.....
Jul 10 2011 11:42PM
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SteezTech
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This thread kills me ;D
Jul 10 2011 11:43PM
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los.pinguinos
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im a crack dealer, PM me if interested, quality stuff fo cheep
Jul 10 2011 11:44PM
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JIBpsy^^
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No but in all seriousness I sing super loud when i am biking up on some distant trails.

I drink a cup of coffe before i got to bed


I take two showers a day but only wash my hair twice a week

Sometimes i flirt with like 35 year old women.
Jul 10 2011 11:45PM
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Daph
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I wear pants when at home maybe 5% of the time. There is something so freeing about walking around in just a shirt and underwear.
Jul 10 2011 11:45PM
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I.B
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Sometimes when i'm driving/in passenger seat I like take the mirrors and pretend their are HUGE POLES extending out from them and i click my teeth together when a pole on the side of the road goes by, like i just put the extenders back in.


Jul 10 2011 11:46PM
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Algebra
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I like pretzels with syrup
Jul 10 2011 11:50PM
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anashyo
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Girl I hear ya! Clothes are such a restraint. It's honestly so much better to walk around naked, try it out. Trust me, it's almost liberating.
Jul 10 2011 11:50PM
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ButteredToast.
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Lol what?
Jul 10 2011 11:51PM
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[hamnuts]
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Agree. Whenever I'm home alone I sleep/walk around nude
Jul 10 2011 11:53PM
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Rossberger
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I apply face lotion in the shower so in order to pass the 20 seconds that I need to wait until I can wash it off, I do calf raises. 1 calf raise= 1 second.
Jul 10 2011 11:53PM
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.Ian.
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1: I listen to the song Jar of Hearts and cry late at night... A little overemotional I'll admit.
2: In my head I always picture myself as a character in a movie and I picture what the camera angle would be on me at certain moments and what it would look like and stuff.
Jul 10 2011 11:53PM
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wafflepirate
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I like to cisualize the geometrics of shooting light beams off of any surface I see, and try to plot out how the beam will react, and what angles will be created and how they bounce off of other surfaces.
Jul 10 2011 11:55PM
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Milksteak
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G@M
Jul 10 2011 11:55PM
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emilyiscool
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as far as the in the car stuff ur talking about, it blows my mind when the song on the radio syncs up with the turn signal clicking or the windshield wipers
Jul 10 2011 11:56PM
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I.B
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. I do this so mcuh
Jul 10 2011 11:56PM
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snowflexzone
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i always imagine someone riding an atv or something next to the car. or listen to music and watch the scenery, like its one of those filler scenes in a movie during the road trip. and i sometimes i constantly turn my blinkers on and off at uneven intervals, to fuck with the people behind me instead of just leaving them on
Jul 10 2011 11:57PM
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asddfgdsea
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honestly I hold my shit in as long as possible... it feels ghhoood
Jul 10 2011 11:57PM
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Lick
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I sleep next to my bed in a sleeping bag sometimes,
Jul 10 2011 11:58PM
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Gameboy
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I also poop naked

Also the skier thing

I also remove my pants as soon as I get home

When I jib, and never land any trick, I switch my poles in my hands to fight the '''curse''

I sing FUCKING LOUD when i'm alone in my car

My shirts are sorted by colors in my closet (I know, super gay yeah)

and so on...
Jul 10 2011 11:58PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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you'r full of shit!!
Jul 10 2011 11:59PM
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Milksteak
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Dipshit
Jul 11 2011 12:00AM
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Shewlur...
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i do the same thing with the skier. especially in the winter because i imagine a skier going off the snowbank, gapping over the driveways and landing perfectly on the next snowbank
Jul 11 2011 12:02AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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I go for days without showering during the summer.
Jul 11 2011 12:02AM
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anashyo
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This. Sometimes I wish it were socially acceptable to walk around in the public naked to be completely honest. Especially when I can't find anything to wear
Jul 11 2011 12:02AM
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