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ButteredToast.
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-Whenever I'm a passenger in a car I always imagine a skier dude next to the car jumping/sliding/bonking stuff

-Sometimes I try to match my blinker up with the car in front of me, and it always bothers me just a tiny bit when they get off sync.

-I get totally naked when I take a shit at home. Even my socks. If I don't take my socks off, I feel like my feet can't properly grip the tile.


GOGOGO
Jul 10 2011 11:20PM
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Anathema
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i rarely cum during sex, it's usually afterward when she's blowing me and jerking me off that makes me finish.
Nov 5 2012 12:20AM
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e.wait
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I fucking lost it so hard.
Nov 5 2012 12:27AM
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Anathema
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i used to do this to the point where i'd be saying "no, no, no, no, YESSSS HERE I'D DIE, no, no, no..." the whole way up the lift.
Nov 5 2012 12:30AM
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NinetyFour
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I have to check all of my ski gear as many times as I possibly can before I leave with the crew.

I skip every other step on the way down stairs and try to go a few steps right foot forward, and then left foot forward, like I'm a big mountain skier working a spine.

I look at a toilet thoroughly for bugs before I shit.

When I'm frustrated at work I say pissshiterdickfuck to keep things light because that word combo has flow, is fun to say, and makes me laugh.
Nov 5 2012 12:34AM
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gravel
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i consistently consider the meaning of infinity and it's application in real world. which of course always makes me think about absolute perfection being completely unattainable because infinity is so undefined that you can get as close to infinity as possible and still be infinity away from it. and space is interdasting.

i always have to take my left hand and grab the right shoulder strap when i'm wearing my backpack at school.

i try to save gas as much as possible so i accelerate about 1/3 as fast as normal people, i stop gassing as soon as i see a red light, and pretty much just try to maintain speed and not brake as much as possible.


Nov 5 2012 12:44AM
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Rialb
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THIS. I thought I was alone
Nov 5 2012 3:24AM
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Sno.
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they blow you and jerk you off after sex? come on man...those are some courteous women. You'd better treat them right.
Nov 5 2012 3:26AM
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Sno.
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I typically like to change the channel on TV in between commercials. I like to move along when someone is at the end. However, if the channel is changed at other times I don't care...it's just a preference.

At work, I refill my water glass at the bathroom sink, rather than the kitchen-- because the kitchen is so damn far away, but i feel like is anyone saw me walk out of the bathroom with my glass full they'd think it was gross-- so i tend to do it when no one is watching

im trying to think of what else--im sure there is plenty but i cant think.

Nov 5 2012 3:50AM
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James7
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kinda like op whenever I'm a passenger i imagine that i have like a sword and am cutting down all the telephone poles and mailboxes
Nov 5 2012 6:56AM
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MrSafety
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Know what you mean about the gas. Really pisses me off when I'm in a car and the driver dosn't drive like this, especially when they don't even drive fast, just inefficently. I even turn my car off going down big hills; it all adds up.

Most people don't know i ski.
Nov 5 2012 7:47AM
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bighooch
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I'm the same, but it could also end with a 0, zero's are nice.
Nov 5 2012 8:14AM
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NinetyFour
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Aha quoting the latest Line TC, "When you live in an RV, the floor is lava." So much win.
Nov 5 2012 6:31PM
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roor
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When I rape little children I let them excape first. Man I love the chase
Nov 5 2012 6:37PM
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cbj
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Lol
Nov 5 2012 6:46PM
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disastertourism
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I always inspect the colour of my piss to see how hydrated I am.
Nov 5 2012 6:53PM
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ihitchadsgap
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i used to do this alot when i was little and still sometimes do.

whenever im on a long ass car ride i pretend the freeway is a huge racetrack and all the cars are racing and see how many cars we can pass before we make a "pit stop"

Nov 5 2012 8:37PM
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Sketch*
Posts: 150 - Karma: 197
I never sleep on a bed if it's not on the ground, at my moms house i sleep on an air mattress because she won't let my take the bed off of its stand
Nov 5 2012 9:30PM
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Pikachu.
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sometimes i imagine what it would be like if i died, like what everyones reactions would be and stuff
Nov 5 2012 9:37PM
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NinetyFour
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YESSS! I love it when you don't even change the colour of the toilet bowl water when you've drank so much water. And you know what, some times I say fuck it and I don't flush, who's gonna know?
Nov 6 2012 12:48AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Same NGL, sleeping naked is the best
[hamnuts]I can't sleep wearing underwear
Oct 20 2020 2:05AM
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profa_212
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BigPurpleSkiSuitSame NGL, sleeping naked is the best


weird bump but ill take it

sleeping not naked feels weird af. Even when camping etc. ill sleep in a far too warm sleeping bag just to live it up. also just generally hate clothes but thats different.
Oct 20 2020 2:42AM
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dolanslebensraum
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BigPurpleSkiSuitSame NGL, sleeping naked is the best


Profahoben_212weird bump but ill take it

sleeping not naked feels weird af. Even when camping etc. ill sleep in a far too warm sleeping bag just to live it up. also just generally hate clothes but thats different.


I was in japan with my fam in august yrs ago and hit it off with this 5’10 athletic bodied gorgeous british girl who had just finished law school in london and was taking a break vacationing by herself. My dad talked a bunch of game about me to her before i met her because we were on seperate gondolas up this mountain so by the time i met her she was already sold on me.

anyways we spent like a week sleeping together and she was constantly naked when we were alone and wanted me to be naked too. It was kind of fun but i think i prefer having at least a pair of boxers on. But she said the same thing as alot of you guys are saying about how you feel more natural sleeping naked.

different strokes i guess.

anyways i miss that girl.
Oct 20 2020 3:54AM
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Bended_Toenail
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DolanReloadedI was in japan with my fam in august yrs ago and hit it off with this 5’10 athletic bodied gorgeous british girl who had just finished law school in london and was taking a break vacationing by herself. My dad talked a bunch of game about me to her before i met her because we were on seperate gondolas up this mountain so by the time i met her she was already sold on me.

anyways we spent like a week sleeping together and she was constantly naked when we were alone and wanted me to be naked too. It was kind of fun but i think i prefer having at least a pair of boxers on. But she said the same thing as alot of you guys are saying about how you feel more natural sleeping naked.

different strokes i guess.

anyways i miss that girl.


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Oct 20 2020 12:02PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Dad wingman, nice
DolanReloadedI was in japan with my fam in august yrs ago and hit it off with this 5’10 athletic bodied gorgeous british girl who had just finished law school in london and was taking a break vacationing by herself. My dad talked a bunch of game about me to her before i met her because we were on seperate gondolas up this mountain so by the time i met her she was already sold on me.

anyways we spent like a week sleeping together and she was constantly naked when we were alone and wanted me to be naked too. It was kind of fun but i think i prefer having at least a pair of boxers on. But she said the same thing as alot of you guys are saying about how you feel more natural sleeping naked.

different strokes i guess.

anyways i miss that girl.
Oct 20 2020 12:31PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
ButteredToast.-Whenever I'm a passenger in a car I always imagine a skier dude next to the car jumping/sliding/bonking stuff

-Sometimes I try to match my blinker up with the car in front of me, and it always bothers me just a tiny bit when they get off sync.

-I get totally naked when I take a shit at home. Even my socks. If I don't take my socks off, I feel like my feet can't properly grip the tile.


GOGOGO


Wild how all these things are still relevant in my life.
Oct 20 2020 1:17PM
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CowboySkibop
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Sometimes I take a bit out of frozen bread cuz I like the texture
Oct 20 2020 1:28PM
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