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Help me, my girlfriend is pissed at me

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meth_man
Posts: 530 - Karma: 1,508
Yeah she pissed at me for just being a dick, what should i do?
+k for help
-k for pussy ass shit
Jul 1 2011 7:03PM
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The_Lord_of_Love
Posts: 251 - Karma: 11
pee in her butt
Jul 1 2011 7:04PM
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ridearmada14
Posts: 441 - Karma: 18
shit on her chest
Jul 1 2011 7:05PM
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rommo
Posts: 103 - Karma: 143
pee in her butt, while shitting on her chest?
Jul 1 2011 7:06PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
Stop being an asshole to your girlfriedndbecause she is your girlfriend and a girl so be a gentleman and treat her kindly and with some respect.
Jul 1 2011 7:06PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
stop being a dick?
methinks there is more to the story
Jul 1 2011 7:06PM
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.lubisaurous.
Posts: 168 - Karma: 18
man up and dont care.

she'll see it (hopefully) and realize shes being herpe derp dumb
Jul 1 2011 7:07PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
quick being a dick?
Jul 1 2011 7:07PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
Be nice apologize and own up whether ur right or wrong because if she's pissed to her your wrong. Give her space if she asks for it and try not to be a dick for a little while
Jul 1 2011 7:07PM
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meth_man
Posts: 530 - Karma: 1,508
great ideas
Jul 1 2011 7:08PM
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pigglywiggly
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thanks for the abundance of info
Jul 1 2011 7:09PM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
Just make up a story about how your real dad died and you've been struggling your whole life with the loss of your father. Then tell her about your fathers death causing you to get a severe pain killer addiction when you were 12 and you're also still recovering from that. tell her you've been trying to cope with these life-altering issues as best you can but unfortunately take some of your stress out on the ones you love.

Because you love her she is sadly part of your spiral of self-destruction. but you feel so much better around her. If she can give you the love and patience you need you might be able to overcome these challenges and form a deep and ever-lasting relationship with her that will be unbreakable because she saw you through a time when you were struggling.

I mean that's what I'd say anyways. you know you are just trying to get some regular action and probably aren't old enough to put a ring on her finger so fuck it.
Jul 1 2011 7:11PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
have her pee in your butt?
Jul 1 2011 7:14PM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
dump her bitchass, I'm on the verge of doing it too
Jul 1 2011 7:16PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Jul 1 2011 7:21PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
i've done this, believe me, it works
Jul 1 2011 7:25PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
If she's your girlfriend, why would you be a dick to her? Stop being a dick and apologize...
Jul 1 2011 7:32PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Stop being a dick and give her the dick
Jul 1 2011 7:37PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,540
Like ur cousin?
Jul 1 2011 7:43PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
If I had a dollar for everytime I heard that I would prolly be able to fill up my gas tank
Jul 1 2011 7:44PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
Well, the first step would be to apologize. And don't be vague and just say "I'm sorry".
Say what you're sorry for, and don't give an excuse in your apology.
Jul 1 2011 8:05PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
ecb you are hilarious. no homo
Jul 1 2011 8:09PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
pussy shit
Jul 1 2011 8:14PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
definitely sig worthy...


and OP stop dating in middle school, it just burns your bridges for later on in life.
Jul 1 2011 8:17PM
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Woodenshjips
Posts: 432 - Karma: 83
just say your fucking tired and in a bad mood but just give her some time wait about a day or two to tallk to her again, let her cool down and everything it will probably be worse if you try talking to her right now cause she might get more pisst which might make you mad and shit.
Jul 1 2011 8:17PM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
Its okay you don't have to call no homo on that. Saying someone is funny is not homoerotic....



That means you must be a HOMOPHOBE
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Jul 1 2011 8:17PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
even if it was homo it'd be cool, i live in ny, we are a homo state now
Jul 1 2011 8:24PM
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Ski_Alot
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if i had a dollar for every time i heard somthing stupid like that i would have exactly $5
Jul 1 2011 8:35PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
Ahahahahahahaha
Jul 1 2011 9:19PM
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blah..
Posts: 534 - Karma: 13
What does ECB stand for?
Jul 1 2011 9:38PM
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BROSEIDON
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Every Cousin Beware
Jul 1 2011 9:43PM
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GayWolf420
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Buttfuck her.
Jul 1 2011 9:45PM
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cwillygood
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.
Jul 1 2011 10:06PM
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blah..
Posts: 534 - Karma: 13
My list of possibilities: every child baby, extra credit bonus, especially coming back, every cool bro, elephants cook bacon, end cock black, eheath cooks banana's...
Jul 1 2011 10:51PM
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katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16
say you're sorry then fuck the shit out of her
Jul 1 2011 10:52PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
this
Jul 1 2011 10:53PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
erection ----> cousin's butt
Jul 1 2011 10:58PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
or..efficient cousin banging
Jul 1 2011 11:00PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Probably stop being a dick.
Jul 2 2011 12:13AM
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Thug**
Posts: 511 - Karma: 87
agree to everything she says. and tell her she is right, or just that your wrong
Jul 2 2011 12:15AM
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CrotchKiller
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Jul 2 2011 12:55AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
at least until she forgives you then you can go back to being an asshole
Jul 2 2011 12:58AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
^It's like I wanted to look away, BUT I COUDLN'T :o
Jul 2 2011 12:59AM
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Moo
Posts: 608 - Karma: 19
Go read rules of a gentle man...buy her flowers and go apologize for what ever you did!

oh and hand made cards help too.
Jul 2 2011 12:59AM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Fake your emptions.
Jul 2 2011 1:01AM
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414.
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 136
what was wrong with your sandwich?
Jul 2 2011 1:11AM
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ohmythugaim
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 130
This.
Jul 2 2011 2:27AM
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snowbombz
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Jul 2 2011 3:06AM
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AOTEAROA
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I like this. best option
Jul 2 2011 3:11AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
if i had a dollar for everytime i ve read a incest-related ECB-post i would prolly be able to do that too.
Jul 2 2011 8:34AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Jul 2 2011 9:07AM
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