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Help me, my girlfriend is pissed at me

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meth_man
Posts: 530 - Karma: 1,508
Yeah she pissed at me for just being a dick, what should i do?
+k for help
-k for pussy ass shit
Jul 1 2011 7:03PM
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glazemon
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
If you had a dollar for every time you read an incest-related ECB-post you would be making money in a very weird way.
Jul 2 2011 11:12AM
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[creative]
Posts: 539 - Karma: 128
you my friend are the winner of this thread
Jul 2 2011 11:42AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
make something up like your family is having troubles dealing with someone dying, so your really sorry for being a dick. and then kiss her.
Jul 2 2011 12:52PM
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meth_man
Posts: 530 - Karma: 1,508
ight thanks for all the help dudes but i figured out what im going to do
im going to kill this bitch and hide her body in the woods and then have sex with her mom
Jul 2 2011 3:22PM
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pimpcat
Posts: 858 - Karma: 321
I don't think girls like that exist. Where does one acquire one of these?
Jul 2 2011 3:33PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Hahah I beg to differ.
Jul 2 2011 9:54PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498

ask her why she is out of the kitchen

Jul 2 2011 10:27PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
depends if she's older than 15
Jul 2 2011 10:50PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
cut your penis off
shove balls into stomach cavity
find boyfriend
call him a dick
Jul 2 2011 10:54PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7087 - Karma: 50,495
Do you have any sisters?
Jul 2 2011 11:04PM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
Present your dick to her as reconciliation if you are being a dick
Jul 2 2011 11:08PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
wait....she pissed at you? how did she control the stream?
Jul 3 2011 2:16AM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
waaaaait a second. no one has hated on this yet?

no, OP, you should never be a dick, but dont "admit" you're wrong if you're fuckin right!
Jul 3 2011 2:24AM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
go rent a romantic comedy with a guy in your position. study and learn from it.
Jul 3 2011 3:50AM
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kimbo
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
I'd say try this first and if all else fails THEN stop being a dick.
Jul 3 2011 11:09AM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
Probally already been said but

Take her to a nice diner say your sorry but no matter what dont lie

Good luck man
Jul 3 2011 11:13AM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
What are you talking about, girls always fall for the apologetic male routine. Have you not heard of make up sex?
Jul 3 2011 11:14AM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
he asked how to deal with her being pissed, if hes right or not shes still going to be pissed if he sits there saying hes right and shes wrong
Jul 3 2011 9:55PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
i take it you're one of those "the woman is always right in a relationship" kinda people?
Jul 3 2011 10:05PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
no im sure there is a 50% chance he is right, im a - you wanna deal with this fight quickly and not have her mad at you? suck it up and deal with it kinda people
Jul 3 2011 10:07PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
choosing your battles is by no means what you described. but okay thats legit
Jul 3 2011 10:44PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
you ever get your mail order bride
Jul 4 2011 1:32AM
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andrea.
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
you should probably just stop being a dick..
Jul 4 2011 1:36AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
rent a movie with her fav snack foods and feast/ apologize/ cuddle/ nap. but your prob 11 and have a curfew.
Jul 4 2011 2:03AM
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-KYLE-
Posts: 3390 - Karma: 603
the curfew part made me lol


but seriously, if she thinks she is right, well then she is...as long as she's right, you are probably wrong, just agree with her, apologize and get over it...

women are always right, once you figure that out everything will be much easier for ya lol


Jul 4 2011 2:07AM
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Proletariat.
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Jul 4 2011 2:07AM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
dump dat ho
Jul 4 2011 2:08AM
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