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Canada day, fuck yeah

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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
Hey,
I'm not a lumber jack
Or a fur trader
And I dont live in an igloo
Or eat blubber
Or own a dog sled
And I don't know
Jimmy, Jally or Suzie from Canada
Although I'm sure they're really really nice
I have a Prime Minister not a President
I speak English and French not American
And I pronounce it about not "a-boot"
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack I believe in peackeeping not policing
Diversity not assimilation
And that the beaver is a truley proud and noble animal
A toque is a hat a chesterfield is a couch
And it is prnouced "zed" not "zee" "zed"!
Canada is the 2nd largest landmass!
The 1st nation in hockey!
And the best part of North America!
My name is Emily and I am Canadian!


happy canada day motherfuckers
Jul 1 2011 12:06AM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
you're cool
Jul 1 2011 12:10AM
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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
Canada Day in Ottawa is one big fucking party. Downtown tonight is gonna be so fucking crazy
Jul 1 2011 12:10AM
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Proletariat.
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Jul 1 2011 12:10AM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
fuck yeah
Jul 1 2011 12:11AM
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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
Jul 1 2011 12:13AM
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Woodenshjips
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Jul 1 2011 12:13AM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,266
^what's not legit about Canada Day? best party you'll ever be to here in Ottawa
Jul 1 2011 12:16AM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
why do Canadians have an incessant need to post that fucking meme thing every time Canada is brought up?


ps. USA is better
Jul 1 2011 12:16AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
nick im going to come to ottawa and chill with your familia for canada day k?
Jul 1 2011 12:17AM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
fuck yeah. downtown vancouver is gonna be fun tomorrow.
Jul 1 2011 12:18AM
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Blurst
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Because it just shows how much better we are up here than you.
Jul 1 2011 12:19AM
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*Bird
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i get so much shit like this cas i am a canadian in the u.s!
Jul 1 2011 12:20AM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Oh to be canadian... So close yet so far. I was born in Minnesota. That's practically canada.

But it's ok, I'll be partying with canadians tonight/tomorrow.
Jul 1 2011 12:21AM
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.RYAN66
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I am a proud american but we can learn so much from canada, except from socialized health care that shit is just fucked up.
Jul 1 2011 12:23AM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
Yeah bud! I'll be there at Tiesto, Laidback Luke and Calvin Harris. I love downtown on July 1st!
Jul 1 2011 12:24AM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
im sorry i cant hear you over my free healthcare
Jul 1 2011 12:24AM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
looking at that list i cant believe you are a true candian.
Jul 1 2011 12:25AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
dude, no it is what defines Canada. There are flaws to the system but Canada is about equal opportunity for all its citizens and offering the same healthcare to everyone is just natural to that way of thinking.
Jul 1 2011 12:27AM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Hahaha this

One love CANADA
Jul 1 2011 12:27AM
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soulskier
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how does one celebrate canada day?
Jul 1 2011 12:28AM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
Road Hockey with some brews
Jul 1 2011 12:28AM
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Blurst
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Drink an obscene amount of delecious Canadian Beer thats how!
Jul 1 2011 12:29AM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
i for one am getting smashed
Jul 1 2011 12:30AM
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.RYAN66
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Im sorry i cant hear you over my excellent surgeons, I had surgery where a doctor wasnt even in the room. your country probably cant afford robots to do operations can they?
Jul 1 2011 12:30AM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,266
get shittered and see where the night takes you.
Jul 1 2011 12:30AM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
here we go again.. Come on it's supposed to be a celebration

Grab a drink, grab a glass, after that I grab yo..!
Jul 1 2011 12:34AM
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Proletariat.
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We actually manufacture the robots that worked on you...

Jul 1 2011 12:35AM
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Blurst
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So where was the excellent surgeon then?
Jul 1 2011 12:35AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
because you need constant reminders telling you how much you suck compared to us...
Jul 1 2011 12:35AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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hahaha minnesota is not practically canada minnesota is just shitt
Jul 1 2011 12:40AM
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cobra_commander
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Jul 1 2011 12:40AM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
sooooo jealous!!! I am a huge Calvin fan I wish I could get a ride to it
Jul 1 2011 12:41AM
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corona
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if you're east of the city I'll give you a ride
Jul 1 2011 12:43AM
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shibby
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Are you going?
Jul 1 2011 12:44AM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
fuck yea canada
Jul 1 2011 12:48AM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
I'M ALREADY DRUNK BITCHES
Jul 1 2011 12:49AM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
This needs to be posted


Jul 1 2011 12:50AM
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SteezBoss69
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"the 1st nation in hockey!"

Low blow... uncalled for
Jul 1 2011 12:51AM
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corona
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dunno, bunch of friends are heading to see tiesto so I might be there. I'll be downtown for sure though
Jul 1 2011 12:51AM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
tasteless.


anyways, HOORAY time and a half :)
Jul 1 2011 12:59AM
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-emile-
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hi , i am canadian , therefore i ride my polar bear from my igloo all the way to school !
:)
Jul 1 2011 1:23AM
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katalina
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i would rather have a human do my surgery and deal with the possible human error than have a fucking robot cut me open, and yes i am american
Jul 1 2011 2:01AM
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jayo.
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You wanna talk about fucked up healthcare? Have you ever been to a U.S. hospital?
Jul 1 2011 2:06AM
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bgould
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FUCK YEAH DOWNTOWN IS GOING TO BE ROWDY TONIGHT
Jul 1 2011 2:12AM
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mowdapow
Posts: 223 - Karma: 48
Which country was it that was in the hole 14 trillion?
Jul 1 2011 2:19AM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
Fuuuuck completely forgot that beer stores are closed on Canada day and didn't get beer today... What now?
Jul 1 2011 2:29AM
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add_on_skis
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http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg&feature=related

that is all.

Jul 1 2011 2:35AM
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add_on_skis
Posts: 64 - Karma: 17

links...not my forte...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg

Jul 1 2011 2:37AM
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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
See ya there, i know what you look like. I'll look for you in the 2390483290482390 million people there.
Jul 1 2011 2:40AM
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jca
Posts: 4162 - Karma: 6,262
non government run liquor stores...
Jul 1 2011 2:55AM
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