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chris_yo
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
Alright guys so im 15 and i'll be having sex for the first time this weekend most likely and i have some Trojan Ultra Thin condoms. I read some reviews on them and i heard they break very easily and i don't want to freak out my girl on our first time. Anyone had any experience with ultra thins? What do you guys use?


I also don't want to pee in her butthole
Jun 1 2011 4:28PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Your not gonna last long enough to break one buddy , don't worry about it.
Jun 1 2011 4:30PM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
quality first post_yo
Jun 1 2011 4:30PM
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JDA
Posts: 572 - Karma: 566
There is always plan B: A Coat-hanger
Jun 1 2011 4:32PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
I found that the durex love condoms were my fav, never had one break either.
Jun 1 2011 4:33PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
just remember to make sure the condom covers the entire shaft and ball sack and fits snugly around the base of your balls and dick..... trust me i know about condoms and fucking
Jun 1 2011 4:34PM
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Su[G]ar
Posts: 564 - Karma: 38
i used a snickers wrapper :)
Jun 1 2011 4:35PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
don't use ultra thins dude... you'll finish faster than usain bolt in the olympics
Jun 1 2011 4:35PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
i havent had any experience with them breaking but i do hate those ultra thin ones, they feel sort of weird and even feel too tight (not a dick size claim, im medium large at best)
Jun 1 2011 4:36PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
Just stab her in the arm with a contraceptive.
If neither of you haven't had sex before you should be aids free.
Jun 1 2011 4:37PM
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hoodratz47
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Jun 1 2011 4:38PM
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,605
Oh my god, ouch. HAHAHA.
Jun 1 2011 4:38PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
Yeah, I agree if its your first time don't use an ultra thin. Also practice putting on a condom, when I'm with a guy and we have to time out to wrap it i get bored and less interested. Don't get anything ribbed or special like that, it's your first time just go with a usual condom a normal one so you don't make her feel weird and make yourself look like an ass.
Jun 1 2011 4:38PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
go bareback and splurge all over her face. condoms are fucking gay bro.
Jun 1 2011 4:40PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
if your condom doesn't glow in the dark you might as well not even try
Jun 1 2011 4:40PM
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Jabe
Posts: 567 - Karma: 241
well it does satisfy hahah
Jun 1 2011 4:40PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
just wrap your ding-a-ling with saran wrap and a rubber band, then pretend you're crash landing a rocket, except her ham wallet is the landing zone and your dong is the out of control rocket. stick that landing chief. stick it good.
Jun 1 2011 4:41PM
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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
or maybe you'll finish 9.91 twice in a row
Jun 1 2011 4:43PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Jun 1 2011 4:44PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
listen to the girls in this thread however i don't use condoms unless i have to but when i do i use whatever i can get and if you really want it to feel like nothings there trojan ecstacy is the closest thing to nothing there that i have used but you should see if she'll be down to let you go bareback for a few thrusts just so you can enjoy that feeling its like 10 billion times better than a conny
Jun 1 2011 4:46PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
no offense to OP, but he'll jizz himself in a few thrusts bareback.
Jun 1 2011 4:46PM
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chris_yo
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
not true. i've been in before with no condom and did just fine. it wasnt really sex though
Jun 1 2011 4:50PM
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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,634
what the fuck does that even mean?

OP was real funny btw... kids will be kids i guess.
Jun 1 2011 4:51PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
hahahaha oh wow
Jun 1 2011 4:52PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
my bad brotherman, ball on. just be safe...use a condom. and have fun
Jun 1 2011 4:53PM
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chris_yo
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
i was in, but not like all the way. im just looking for advice on what type of condoms to get
Jun 1 2011 4:53PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
1st person to ever follow the rules of "just the tip"?
Jun 1 2011 4:54PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels.
Jun 1 2011 4:58PM
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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,634
haha whatever floats your boat man... still doesn't make sense to me. but i would recommend Trojan ecstasy if your looking for it to feel like nothing is on. if its your first time or whatever and your worried, just go with some basic trojan lubricated condoms; they are in a blue box and work fine.
Jun 1 2011 5:00PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,785
get regular not ultra thin you will be quicker than flash on red bull. also if u want to last longer beat one off a few hours before
Jun 1 2011 5:04PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,785
the reservoir tip is too small, just saying
Jun 1 2011 5:05PM
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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
safe sex is no sex obviously! But get the ones from the gas station if you and your girl are on a tight budget
Jun 1 2011 5:06PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Pinch the reservoir tip so it isn't filled with air.
Don't use non-lubricated condoms unless you plan on using your own lube. They'll break from the friction.
I've never had a condom break. I've seen people put them on their heads so I find it pretty amazing that they break at all.
Jun 1 2011 5:23PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
ew why would you ever put them on your head? theyre all slippery and shit. you'd have the greasiest head ever after that
Jun 1 2011 5:27PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
kid at my school did this, no joke. weirdest kid ive ever met
Jun 1 2011 5:35PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
I wpuld not recomend ultra thin, you will not last enough to satisfy.
Jun 1 2011 5:41PM
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KevinK.
Posts: 564 - Karma: 209
Dont get ultra thins!!!! Idk why but the regular condoms break on me 1 out of 10 times (girls i hang with are on the pill) also the ribbed kind can be hard on her so id recommend the regular trojans with spermicide good luck!
Jun 1 2011 5:50PM
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EL_TIGRE
Posts: 2984 - Karma: 48
they arent if theyr unlubed
Jun 1 2011 5:54PM
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doobiebrotha
Posts: 760 - Karma: 8
ecstasy's have broke on me twice. never getting them again
Jun 1 2011 5:55PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
Please, watch a youtube video on how to correctly put on a condom so that you don't do it wrong and wreck your first time. Don't get ultra thin or extacy or anything, just a regular trojan condom. Join the LM cult and read the sex guide. Make sure you finger blast her enough too.
Jun 1 2011 5:56PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
blast from the past.
Jun 1 2011 5:57PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
haaaaaaahahahahah
Jun 1 2011 6:00PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
This is an excellent response.

The only time I had a condom break was when it was put on incorrectly ie. no room in the reservoir tip for the man juices.
Jun 1 2011 6:04PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
ditto, they suck ass
Jun 1 2011 6:08PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767
whats the LM cult?
Jun 1 2011 6:14PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
Probably haha I thought that was just something guys say to get things rollin. You know kinda like "hey I can give ya a better back massage if you have no shirt on"

pretty well covered in here though.

pinch the tip, make sure it's not inside out, roll it down far. ah screw it wheres the fun in advice, isn't the point to fumble around and figure this shit out on your own. If this kids pro his first time she'll probably leave him for lying about being a virgin.
Jun 1 2011 6:15PM
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J_BISCHOF
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 1,449
get er an IUD hahahah
Jun 1 2011 6:17PM
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Bryan*
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 115
shut up donath you have never even kissed a girl.
Jun 1 2011 6:18PM
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PON3
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but in all seriousness just go normal so you dont try to impress her and make yourself look like an idiot.
Jun 1 2011 6:23PM
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jca
Posts: 4162 - Karma: 6,261
raw dawg 4 lyfe. plant your seed in her. heavy and preggers, why not.
Jun 1 2011 6:25PM
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Pugh
Posts: 138 - Karma: 27
so you raped her
Jun 1 2011 6:35PM
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