so i was skiing today and was hitting a wonderful coragated pipe set up like a canon. i thought it would be the idea thing to flip off of. i thought it would be simple, slide, pop and drop shoulder, flip, land switch, ride off like a thug. but it went more like this: slide, pop and drop shoulder, catch edge, lose pop, slam headfirst on my back onto the snow, get 5th concussion of my life. if you think about fliping off of corrageted i do not reccomend it.
why does every creepy faggot on the internet have a house made of shitty fake wood paneling? Seriously if I see a picture of someone eating a cup full of poop, fapping in a horse costume, or slicing their dick in half... there is shitty wood paneling in the background every fucking time.
what!? i thought every newschooler had a gopro or contour glued to their helmet.
haha i apologize but i accidentally messaged myself (i'm mildly retarded)
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"He does do PRECISION GUESSWORK based on vague assumptions and unreliable data
of dubious accuracy provided by questionable intellectual
capacity. And in the world of mike. He was going to land that. Thats what no one gets. "
haha that sucks! i wouldnt think that would happen, the way it slides so nice if you do it rite. thanks for trying it first tho
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Yea... I've never even considered hitting an up sloped corrugated pipe for this reason, especially with a ton of speed to make a gap, and especially not while trying to flip off of it. Good work trying it but damn, probably should have thought that one through ahead of time.
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V = Only plausible explanation. He is a conjoined twin. This explains how he could land on his back and his head at the same time. His twin is an ugly chick, thus the pinkname. Obviously this photo was probably taken before he became a sick park skier.
Huck off and fly!!!
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