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gracie
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 30
So heres the deal. I was late the other night. I came in about 3 hours past my curfue. I was expecting the rents would flip. I was expecting a harsh punishment. (Grounded for the month, No computer, No phone, No Tv).

But my rents decided to make me do volunteer work. What the fuck? Since the day I was late happened to be my sweet 16, I have to do 16 different volunteer jobs. Happy birthday to me. I have to research and find 16 different places to 'help others in need'. I have one. I'm workin at the foodbank. And I think I'm goin to read to some old people, clean up the side of the road, and well I can't think of anything else.

How much does this suck? Do your rents give you retarded punishments too? This one isn't really retarded...its just...well...gay.

-gracie



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French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Jul 19 2004 2:39PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
wow, that sucks. my parents are big hippies and don't give a fuck what i do or when i come home (if i do come home), so it's all good. As far as a job goes, just work at the recycling center and sit around, sometimes haul an old lady's recyclables if you want, for no pay.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
Jul 19 2004 2:43PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
that sucks dude, your parents sounds like real asswads but at least they care about you


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Jul 19 2004 3:16PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
volunteering isn't so bad, but the fact that you have to do it at 16 different places blows

770 people died from terrorist attacks in 2003
2,500 people die a day in the Congo from the civil war
Jul 19 2004 3:22PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Coach. Do you know anything about soccer, baseball, football, basketball? I was a soccer coach for three years and I loved it. I cant' wait till I have time to go back.

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Jul 19 2004 3:50PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
become a piano teacher.

pinktigers
Jul 19 2004 4:02PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
they make me go to my room. haha. i'm in my room right now.





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Jul 19 2004 4:09PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
that sucks man
Jul 19 2004 4:37PM
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sugarloaf
Posts: 7866 - Karma: 299
(she's a girl)

sort bottles at the dump. it's more of helping the enviroment then community service, but the enviroment is our community so ya. but anyway, you can do that, then take them to a refund place and get cash. works super well. my soccer team does it for a few weeks in july and get like $2,000


-Colleen
..Still Ill
Life is like a bowl of lucky charms
Jul 19 2004 4:41PM
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gracie
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 30
thanks colleen :-P



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French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Jul 19 2004 5:02PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
oops im sorry

Jul 19 2004 5:25PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Yah that does suck. Tell them your going to play the meat flute for the less fortunate in your community.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jul 19 2004 6:20PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Your 16... Tell your parents to quit treating you like a little kid. Its good thing they care, but its your 16th b-day for crying out loud. Your punishment is bullshit, so I suggest that you tell them to fuck off.



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Jul 19 2004 6:35PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
if you have any older friends that your parents dont know about, have them vouch for you that you did the work while you actually sit and smoke a bowl
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Jul 19 2004 6:36PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
Assuming you're hot, make a porn video of yourself. Edit it and post it on a site. Tell them you helped thousands of people all around the world.


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Jul 19 2004 7:16PM
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OpIvy
Posts: 741 - Karma: 9
Just don't do it, cuz what will they do then, punish you? Maybe then it'll be more reasonable than 16 community service jobs.

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Jul 19 2004 8:17PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
get a job at a hosptial.. i did that for awhile and it was amazingly easy and the hours are super flexible

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Jul 19 2004 9:35PM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
volunteer with Habitat for Humanity.. you get to use nail guns =)
Jul 19 2004 9:56PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I'm in a group at school and we do volunteer and stuff, it's not that bad. I like it when we go keep company for the old people at the old folks home some of them have some awesome stories to tell. going to the humane society is fun too if you like animals. I like it but there was this one dog I liked so much, and it died.





-Lauren


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Jul 19 2004 10:18PM
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