So heres the deal. I was late the other night. I came in about 3 hours past my curfue. I was expecting the rents would flip. I was expecting a harsh punishment. (Grounded for the month, No computer, No phone, No Tv).
But my rents decided to make me do volunteer work. What the fuck? Since the day I was late happened to be my sweet 16, I have to do 16 different volunteer jobs. Happy birthday to me. I have to research and find 16 different places to 'help others in need'. I have one. I'm workin at the foodbank. And I think I'm goin to read to some old people, clean up the side of the road, and well I can't think of anything else.
How much does this suck? Do your rents give you retarded punishments too? This one isn't really retarded...its just...well...gay.
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.