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Give me one reason it would be better to be a girl

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yuck
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dont get me wrong, i love girls, but i am so glad i am a guy

give me one reason it would be better to be a girl. the only one i can think of is that guys have to pay for girl's shit on dates.

im gonna get ragged on by pink names probably. but im not a chauvinist, seriously.
Apr 17 2011 7:56PM
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Huck_Norris
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Having the thighs of a God doesn't hurt though.
May 10 2011 11:43PM
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[evan]
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um, couldnt you just take off your current bottom clothing and take a picture of yourself, it really doesnt have to be as hard as your making it
May 10 2011 11:44PM
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emilyiscool
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with everything else edited out cuz this is about my thighs..
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work work work *crosses fingers*
May 10 2011 11:47PM
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Desabrais
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whoah man take it easy she hasn't posted pics yet
May 10 2011 11:48PM
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emilyiscool
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damn it

http://i53.tinypic.com/fup5rn.jpg

help?
May 10 2011 11:48PM
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PJS.
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Oh hai thar.
May 10 2011 11:49PM
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[evan]
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dont worry it works fine. why did you black out the edges? what is so bad that it fits in that tiny space. haha
May 10 2011 11:50PM
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los.pinguinos
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o hai, how are things?

jk they're meh, i've seen better
May 10 2011 11:51PM
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OG_lock
Posts: 314 - Karma: 1,615

bull dog legs

May 10 2011 11:51PM
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emilyiscool
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my room is an absolute mess right now ahaha
May 10 2011 11:51PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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Dildos, stacks and heaps of dildos
May 10 2011 11:57PM
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Kreech
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Oh my god I laughed so fucking hard. This has been one of the only threads where I've laughed out loud to my self. But to contribute my part to the conversation.... Girls masturbating probably feels A LOT more real than guys, which would be fucking awesome
May 10 2011 11:57PM
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emilyiscool
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u caught me i confess, dont forget vibrators and sex dolls
May 10 2011 11:58PM
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los.pinguinos
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plus there is a giant orgy goin on
May 10 2011 11:59PM
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Lolocaust.
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Because you can put your pussy on inatimate objects like washing machines and drills.
May 11 2011 12:00AM
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emilyiscool
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el.pinguinos part of it for the record
May 11 2011 12:00AM
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PJS.
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Bahahaha drills
May 11 2011 12:02AM
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[evan]
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swords. now thats badass
May 11 2011 12:04AM
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emilyiscool
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i would not put that thing anywhere near there thank you very much
May 11 2011 12:08AM
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PJS.
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^What the flurge
May 11 2011 12:09AM
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los.pinguinos
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we all know you would
May 11 2011 12:10AM
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emilyiscool
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if i was drunk enough?
May 11 2011 12:15AM
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notadoctor
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Concrete vibrator, used to have one at my old job called the thunderstick or something like that. would probably kill the female though
May 11 2011 12:17AM
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emilyiscool
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it looks a little better then the sword..?
May 11 2011 12:18AM
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los.pinguinos
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I think this would be betterClick for larger imageClick for larger image
May 11 2011 12:34AM
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[~_~]
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Girls can open doors with their vaginas.

Guys can fight crime with their boners.

It's a draw.
May 11 2011 12:37AM
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ECB
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you can finger your asshole AND vagina

guys can only finger one
May 11 2011 12:50AM
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Huck_Norris
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May 11 2011 1:21AM
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TechnoPotamus
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perfect link for this thread.

May 11 2011 10:55AM
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TijmenDal
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So many of those are hilarious.

Quality thread
May 11 2011 11:40AM
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yelsel
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a work out would do them wonders.
May 11 2011 12:02PM
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amo
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May 11 2011 12:06PM
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Huck_Norris
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I think it's just the jean skirt, they have a nice shape and no busted knees or anything.  I think she should try again with some yoga pants or boy shorts or something, nobody should wear denim in anything but full length pants imo. 
May 11 2011 12:11PM
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yelsel
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jean skirts like that arent bad imo, they just need to fit properly.

May 11 2011 12:12PM
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RubberSoul
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haha those thighs look great (god i hope she's over 18), girls are so catty. post your own!
May 11 2011 12:13PM
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Huck_Norris
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I hate them all, but that's just me.  It makes me think of '80s rock videos and big hair.  I think boy shorts/volleyball shorts are about the hottest thing a girl can wear but I'm drawn to athletic girls WAY more than fashionistas so again, just personal preference. 

May 11 2011 12:15PM
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yelsel
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haha not catty, just observant ;)
May 11 2011 12:16PM
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Huck_Norris
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I doubt you have the thighs to back that up ;)
May 11 2011 12:19PM
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yelsel
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hahaha who knows? i could be a giant 400 lb greasy fuck with thighs the size of a holiday ham
May 11 2011 12:25PM
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Huck_Norris
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That's how I like it!  How'd you knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww? 

May 11 2011 12:27PM
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GBS
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You can suck at everything, but still be the best among girls. Like skiing, i am as good as the best women skiers, but i am not in x games. If i were a woman, i could go to x games and stuff. You also get to have a pussy, which is kinda cool.
May 11 2011 12:34PM
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emilyiscool
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why thank you and yes i am over 18 :P
May 11 2011 1:33PM
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emilyiscool
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pic of yours that are better? let everyone else decide who needs a work out ;)
May 11 2011 1:36PM
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PJS.
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May 11 2011 1:40PM
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RubberSoul
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hahaha "please be 18"
May 11 2011 1:51PM
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GayWolf420
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May 11 2011 4:34PM
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basedjase
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Hhaha my thoughts exactly
May 11 2011 4:43PM
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emilyiscool
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lol yes im 18 :)

and theron, mabey? where do u live?
May 11 2011 9:00PM
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alexat955
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the fuck is going on in here?!?!?
May 11 2011 9:10PM
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[evan]
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thereon somehow managed to seduce this fine specimen and she is now interested in badongking his doodle
May 11 2011 9:12PM
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