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Give me one reason it would be better to be a girl

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yuck
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dont get me wrong, i love girls, but i am so glad i am a guy

give me one reason it would be better to be a girl. the only one i can think of is that guys have to pay for girl's shit on dates.

im gonna get ragged on by pink names probably. but im not a chauvinist, seriously.
Apr 17 2011 7:56PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
lol...  not true.  You should see me in my Larry Birds.  My milky white thighs are sublime. 
May 10 2011 4:39PM
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rewand0
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Girls have it hard.
May 10 2011 4:45PM
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yelsel
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no, no...we LIKE it hard.
May 10 2011 4:46PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
One might venture to say "like a hammer" even... 
May 10 2011 4:46PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451

is there any other way?

May 10 2011 4:51PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
men live longer now? why has this changed?
May 10 2011 4:53PM
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Imagination
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May 10 2011 5:09PM
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GayWolf420
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Itchy balls? Thats only if you manscape or wear briefs for more than 2 days.
May 10 2011 5:14PM
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el_mn_op
Posts: 577 - Karma: 1,175

hahah

Its easier to excel in most sports for girls, especially in skiing and snowboarding because the expectations are so low and theres not much competition

May 10 2011 5:16PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
i wear shorts that are short as fuck and the girls love my white hairy thighs. its great.
May 10 2011 5:21PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 62
HEY NOW
May 10 2011 5:23PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
ew.
May 10 2011 5:34PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

This may come as a surprise to you but...  Unfortunately, some girls are built to "make love" and don't like it any other way. 

Sad, I know- but true. 

May 10 2011 5:39PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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i lold

May 10 2011 5:48PM
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Lemuel
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Life expectancy is the same now. It's changed because of medicine, lifestyles, etc. Also women are in the work force = stress. Men's life expectancies have raised a little bit, women's have lowered a little bit.
May 10 2011 6:49PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
dont act like you arent intrigued

PM me for pics of said thighs. ive got a whole bunchload of em on here.
May 10 2011 6:55PM
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emilyiscool
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fine pm me pictures of your thighs?
May 10 2011 8:06PM
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3-6-steeze
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Guys get beat on by other guys for fun all the time, and get beat up on the street way more, like my friend was punching me in the back all class and it hurts to stretch it now, other than that, just the usual stuff
May 10 2011 8:18PM
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emilyiscool
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yah thats another +1 for being a girl "You cant hit me im a girl" can get you out of so much pain :P
May 10 2011 8:27PM
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Most-D
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It is much easier to get sponsored.
May 10 2011 8:30PM
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Wesley.P
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I just laughed sooo hard and now my family thinks im retarded
May 10 2011 9:38PM
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Huck_Norris
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I have no idea why but this fucking SLAYED me lol...
May 10 2011 10:19PM
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emilyiscool
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he sent me a picture, im not impressed at all
May 10 2011 10:24PM
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hoodratz47
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free weed
May 10 2011 10:34PM
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el_mn_op
Posts: 577 - Karma: 1,175
.
May 10 2011 10:43PM
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Huck_Norris
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It's dude thighs, I'm not surprised.

One more reason to be psyched to be a dude. Girl thighs are sexy as fuck.
May 10 2011 10:48PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
u dont need to be a guy to enjoy girl thighs, they are sexy as fuck :)
May 10 2011 10:56PM
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los.pinguinos
Posts: 555 - Karma: 34
oh you obviously havn't seen my thighs.. most people cant handle them
May 10 2011 10:57PM
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emilyiscool
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do i need to be the judge of his thighs too? just pm me..
May 10 2011 10:58PM
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WhiteDynamite
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you don't have to deal with girls
May 10 2011 11:08PM
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los.pinguinos
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no trust me, if i sent you pics of them you wouldn't be able to handle your urges and would never stop fapping
May 10 2011 11:13PM
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emilyiscool
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i have better things to fap too then pictures of your thighs i assure you
May 10 2011 11:14PM
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no_steeze
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i have bigger thighs than any of you. but actually, they are huge. not saying they're hot and toned but they're girthy
May 10 2011 11:14PM
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emilyiscool
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i have nice thighs :)
May 10 2011 11:15PM
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los.pinguinos
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oh you have no idea.. i have to wear xl first drop pants at all times so no body can see my irresistible thighs
May 10 2011 11:16PM
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emilyiscool
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i dont need to cover up my thighs :)
May 10 2011 11:16PM
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Desabrais
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Being a girl and being a hot girl are two completely different things. Being an ugly girl would lick so much nuts, whereas ugly guys can still get laid.
May 10 2011 11:19PM
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emilyiscool
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this, being a hot girl is awesome though
May 10 2011 11:20PM
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Desabrais
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pun totally unintended rofl
May 10 2011 11:21PM
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los.pinguinos
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pics or it didn't happen
May 10 2011 11:27PM
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emilyiscool
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next time i wear a skirt ill take pics for you, remind me
May 10 2011 11:29PM
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Desabrais
Posts: 71 - Karma: 14
#claim
May 10 2011 11:29PM
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emilyiscool
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/ claim :D
May 10 2011 11:30PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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We will require pics, we will be the judges of this.

also you can make comments like this and no one cares, like if it was a guy that said im so fucking cool he would probably get chewed out..
May 10 2011 11:36PM
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emilyiscool
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as i said next time i wear a skirt ill take pics of my thighs for you pplz and claim it. remind me if i forget
May 10 2011 11:37PM
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los.pinguinos
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who said you could wear pants?
May 10 2011 11:37PM
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emilyiscool
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id look hotter in pants then you would in a skirt so i can wear pants
May 10 2011 11:38PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
fine pm me pictures of your thighs?
May 10 2011 11:38PM
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emilyiscool
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doworkson, follow along im taking pics next time im in a skirt for u pplz to judge.
May 10 2011 11:39PM
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Desabrais
Posts: 71 - Karma: 14
If you want attention on the internet all you have to have is a pulse whereas guys have to come up with complex trolling methods and be awesome at shit.
May 10 2011 11:42PM
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