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your own themesong

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beer.
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if you could have one or more songs to be your own theme music for different situations, what would u choose?

1. Xzibit--Alcoholic
2. Mobb Deep--Got it twisted
3. N.E.R.D.--Lapdance



smokin weed flippin keys makin crazy gs
21 years ago
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Big-Punisher
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Flashdance

I`m finally succeeding, and I owe it all to yes-I-cannibus.
homer
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LittleDevil720
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i really do not know
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SheilaTequila
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got it twisted-mobb deep fo sho! or lets see, we ready by archie eversole....orrr like thata by vowel movements

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penny
21 years ago
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brody
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like when you wake up a song plays
mine would be kickstart my heart
Gory,Gory, What a Helluva way to die
With a bayonette up yer ass
And a bullet in you eye
21 years ago
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asac
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you can't always get what you want by the rolling stones.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
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Irotate360
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Raining Men



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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
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J.D.
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^Hahaha...
Yeah, I don't get it... what's the purpose of your theme song? Just to play while you're walking around? Because that would be annoying.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
21 years ago
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r5tommy
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i wouldn't mind having mountain jam by the allman brother playing with me
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SUMMER
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Ghost
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As for a theme song, I think he's trying to say.. What song out there can you relate to the most? If you could have one song to describe who you are.. what is it? That is your theme song.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
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IrishDrink87
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either Shaniquia dont live here no more cause everone calls my house asking for other people

or United States of Whatever by Liam Lynch cause i always say whatever, and i get made fun of a lot for it





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
21 years ago
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stevie.
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^ yeah that song is cool, but im canadian so i'd have to switch up them lyrics!



save lives. ride line.

i smell burnt toast.

life is to short so love the one ya got cuz ya might get run over or ya might get shot - sublime

Lift lines suck.

-stevie

21 years ago
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WIfreeskier
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Too Short - 'I'm a Player'
Dr. Dre - 'Let's Get High'

...don't necessarily describe my personality, but match my everyday lifestyle well
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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
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Big-Punisher
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actually, how bout sympathy for the devil by the stones...

I`m finally succeeding, and I owe it all to yes-I-cannibus.
homer
21 years ago
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vtpublicenemy3
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warfare by afu-ra, got it twisted would be sick too...sabotage by the beastie boys, and shut up by trick daddy...those would all be sick
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'So which is it, are you a faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin servant of god?'


bomb hills not cities
21 years ago
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steeplechamp
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Phish - 'Run like an antelope'
no matter how hard you shake and dance, the last few drops go in the pants
21 years ago
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clrumivier4life
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Walkie Talkie Man by Steriogram
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SkeeOrDie: I don\'t hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
21 years ago
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Snubluck
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runnin with the devil- VAn Halen or...childhoods end by Iron Maiden

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
21 years ago
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Public_Enemy0255
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99 problems-Jay-z
i seriously have 99 problems


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I swear i am not a fruit booter!!

I like snow and slurpies~~~
21 years ago
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J.D.
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Oh, something that's supposed to describe you. I thought it was supposed to play whenever you entered a room or something, which would be dumb, because it would get tedious quickly... in that case, though, I guess Parachutes (by Coldplay). I know, who would've thought.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
21 years ago
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SohCahToa
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the theme from rockford files
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lanks
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for an actual song, id pick the end of an era, by hopesfall.

but id rather have a 45 minute classical orchestra type song, like the fantasia one, as my theme song.

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride
'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
21 years ago
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coolcat410
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Everybody's Working For The Weekend.
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Team Fresh
21 years ago
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Bob_Loblaw
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sensimilla - slightly stoopid
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i get to go see an almond borthers concert on the 4th, cant wait - brentharlen


21 years ago
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Danger.
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Rico Suave - Rico Suave


penguinmilk
21 years ago
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sacha
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lagwagon - one thing to live
reel big fish - beer
AXIS MAGAZINE
R.I.P.

im from the hood.
wheres that?
Malibu.
- Malibu's most wanted
21 years ago
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SchweitzerSki
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my theme song would be your body is a wonderland by john mayer haha or tipsy by j


Fookadoomee
21 years ago
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the_friesz
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Damn, I'd say Pink Triangle by Weezer, man you wouldn't believe how true that song is for me... From the songwriters angle not the subject...


'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
21 years ago
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beefbud
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flowers in the rain-the move
or
short people-randy newman
21 years ago
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mommy
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the 'family matters' theme song would play whenever i entered the kitchen and the 'full house' theme song would play whenever i entered the living room.

pinktigers
21 years ago
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AJ_concepts
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Secret Agent Man- fogot who its buy...

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas
21 years ago
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WIfreeskier
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lol mommy, that's great
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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
21 years ago
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r5tommy
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and when i go on ns it would play the cheers theme song
( . Y . )
SUMMER
21 years ago
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alpinecowboy84
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as depressing as it sounds: the boy with the thorn in his side by the smiths.


song of the week to download: 'let me love you down' by INOJ

Willard: 'How many people had I already killed? There was those six that I know about for sure. Close enough to blow their last breath in my face. But this time it was an American and an officer. That wasn't supposed to make any difference to me, but it did. Shit... charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500. I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do?'
21 years ago
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albatross.
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good times roll (part2) - RJD2
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Afterlame, fall 04
Watch The Scanners! Its unreal
21 years ago
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ScratchCobra66
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Brans Freestyle by CKY(Brandon Di Camello)






Listen to Bob Marley.
21 years ago
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wannabe2002
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thunderstruck by ac/dc
21 years ago
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What_A_Wookie
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pink panther bisshes

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
21 years ago
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General_Shredgnar
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whats golden by Jurassic 5.
C-Man
21 years ago
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Snubluck
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The shaft theme actually, that should be it

Who's the man, who take a bullet for his brother man *SHAFT* Shaft is one bad mother *Shut yo mouth* I just talkin bout shaft!

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
21 years ago
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ztragnoB
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any french rap


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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
21 years ago
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kyle_w
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long cool woman-the holleys
knee deep-cky
21 years ago
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SkiUnit03
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big balls-AC/DC
both literally and metophoricly
haha jk, im not that cocky





go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
21 years ago
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five0
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i change mine..now its eye of the tiger...but those whole thing is about me like that commercial...it goes..KEV...KEV KEV KEV....KEV KEV KEV...KEEVVVVVVVVV Kev's the man hes going to work...
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7



'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
21 years ago
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skimack
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James bond theme fo sho...c'mon kids I'm surprised this hasn't been said.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?
Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
21 years ago
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Pipe_Munky
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jaya the cat - forward (it's scary how close to me it is)
styx - blue collar man




SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess
21 years ago
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lj5
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the relax song from zoolander. oh yeah!
21 years ago
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SmoKinSkier
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fire starter by prodigy




Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
21 years ago
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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well if i had to have a theme song id want a full symphony orchestra to follow me around 24/7... and that way... id know when something bad was about to happen.
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
21 years ago
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bigJ
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I-Man -Disco Biscuits


Politicaly Active Since 1992

Drivin that Train
21 years ago
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