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HOT CONDOMS!!

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SmoKinSkier
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Ok so we were leavin a concert and they passed out free condoms from trojan that apparently heat up. Has n e one else seen or used these? If so what the hell is it like. I might try it out this weekend i will report back!




Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
Jul 2 2004 12:08AM
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cocklunch
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dont kid yourself. unless your going to fuck you hand your not going to be trying anything out.
they dont stop
Jul 2 2004 12:10AM
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cocklunch
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jk, never heard of them

they dont stop
Jul 2 2004 12:11AM
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Phrosty
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condoms suck, ky has a new lube that heats up on contact.


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Jul 2 2004 1:58AM
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strode
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^not exactly new, but it is pretty cool.....haven't heard of the heat-up jimmy hats though



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Jul 2 2004 2:06AM
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SchweitzerSki
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i've heard of them!! they were on t.v. one time and the trojan her pleasure condoms too whoa all the things they are coming out with. back in the 90's when nobody used them all they had were colors and glow in the darks. oh how times change yay for condom world


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Jul 2 2004 2:52AM
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hucker22
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^on that commercial where they by the fire like on the beach or am i think of a diffrent commercial?

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Jul 2 2004 8:23AM
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Phrosty
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at first I thought this thread was about stolen condoms.


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Jul 2 2004 10:02AM
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404404
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yea i heard of them




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Jul 2 2004 10:06AM
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SohCahToa
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i like to just put some icy hot on the little guy before my partner and i consummate
Jul 2 2004 10:14AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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this kid in my school went to an army surplus store and he saw camaflouged condoms. on the box it said 'They'll never see you coming'.
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Jul 2 2004 12:02PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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^haha.

I heard they get so hot the condom melts to your skin.

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Jul 2 2004 12:05PM
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KingShit
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The way condoms been developing lately, it seems like there is no more need for pussy... now they replace the warmness next thing you know they are going to be advertising a hole in a wall...



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Jul 2 2004 12:06PM
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DAMICO
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true^ just tell your chick to get on the pill


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Jul 2 2004 12:19PM
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passion4this
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damn... icy hot would hurt like hell...





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Jul 2 2004 12:31PM
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BigRich
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Ive had a blowjob with tooth patse. Ahhh the minty freshness. Dont use too much tho, it burns.
Jul 2 2004 12:39PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Blowjob with toothpaste wtf idk if i wanna even try that!!




Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
Jul 2 2004 12:45PM
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skiierman
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yeah ive heard of those condoms, sounds like a tropical time to me.





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Jul 2 2004 12:55PM
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BigRich
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Try it man, when its in her mouth it feels real hot and amazing and when she takes it out and blows on it. Its ice cold. A very nice sensation. BUT BE WARNED...... DO NOT USE TO MUCH!!!!!!!
Jul 2 2004 1:08PM
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What_A_Wookie
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do that with alcohol....
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1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Jul 2 2004 2:31PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
and then light it on fire.

dave murray session 1 rocked..
Jul 2 2004 2:33PM
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skiierman
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then stick that shizzle in her boxtizzle.





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 2 2004 2:34PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
and scorch all the little pubies away
_________________________________________
1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Jul 2 2004 2:35PM
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sporegasm
Posts: 532 - Karma: 10
They're trying to appeal morons to use condoms to avoid making costly mistakes (like having kids when you're like 18years old and broke, or even get HIV/AIDS).
Jul 2 2004 4:01PM
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LittleDevil720
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someone posted about not having to need pussy, (i am to lazy to go back and look) anyways i was looking around on the internet on some dirty pictures, and theres this cup like looking thing that feels like reall pussy......just came to my mind
Jul 2 2004 5:12PM
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*ELLA*
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holy shit yea.... my ex boyfriend (still good friend) and his girlfriend use them... but he was too scared to buy them so he had to have one of my best friends buy them for him and he gave one to him... so when me and my friend were drunk we were playing with it, its mad cool shit
~Ella

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Jul 2 2004 7:31PM
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asac
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its crazy shit foo. it 'enhances' the experience like 20 times more. not to mention you get more 'stamina'.





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