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Danger Wanking

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Tucker*
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Yep.. So Ns what is the most dangerous place you have ever wanked?

I think this thread could be funny if it goes in the right direction but please keep it to real stories

mine: The most dangerous place i have ever wanked was on a night when my sister (dance team captain) had a dance team sleep over (not related to wanking) and danger wanked 10 feet away in the computer room that has no door.

friend: Had sex in a Walmart parking lot with his girlfriend in his van

(these can also be with a girl/guy rather than yourself)

okay go!
Nov 29 2010 12:04AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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hope she didn't check her blindspots/take out a car changing lanes
Jan 11 2011 2:04AM
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switchington
Posts: 277 - Karma: 14
What did you do with the uh, produce? That is to say you did get it out in time!!
Jan 11 2011 11:09AM
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Backyard.Skier
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awesome thread
Jan 11 2011 7:07PM
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hank.
Posts: 227 - Karma: 38
this thread just makes me scared that the kids sitting next to me are going to town in their pockets
Jan 11 2011 7:40PM
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PeterWojnar
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The omegle fuck buddy thread belongs inside this thread
Jan 11 2011 8:09PM
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Troy.
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This creepy, ugly girl at my old schol was caught flicking the bean once in class. She was suspended for a week and was sent to go get physiactriac help.

And when I say ugly, I mean, puke in my mouth remembering this.
Jan 11 2011 8:13PM
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alexg1687
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ill give it 45 mins til Gator says you should have done it for her
Jan 11 2011 9:59PM
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clark.
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I had a little party and about 4 of us were in my hot tub at the time when everyone else was inside. My girl and I went inside to mix some drinks but ran into some trouble. Thank god the blender broke because it turns out my friend was fucking his girlfriend in the hot tub while we were gone. 3rd time we've had one of those close calls with that guy. That water got changed and the filter was replaced the next day.
Jan 11 2011 10:20PM
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marley-skis
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haha
but really this thread is gross
Jan 11 2011 10:41PM
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PeterWojnar
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dear god that was the funniest thing I've ever seen pertaining to NS sort of
Jan 11 2011 11:13PM
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pianoman
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for the thrill, of course!
Jan 12 2011 12:57AM
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deleted5
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don't lie you loved it
Jan 12 2011 6:45PM
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KillaSeason
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kid in my grade, under a table in science class
Jan 12 2011 6:58PM
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PeterWojnar
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I laughed so hard my stomach hurt the next morning
Jan 12 2011 7:19PM
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Kush_Squad
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my girlfriend was giving me some crazy road head and i hit a stopped car... and the other driver new what was goin on! the worst.

Jan 12 2011 8:47PM
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Gondaire
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Tim, you're repulsive... I'm never skiing with you... Ever... Love-Andrew
Jan 13 2011 9:26AM
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Ko-Pain
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My buddy stayed over one night and I woke up at like 10 to him getting out of bed and when hack in the came back in the I had my eyes peeked and he had toilet paper in his hand and he perked up to peek at me to see if I was up then he ....... fapped.

Jan 13 2011 10:22AM
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Ko-Pain
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My buddy stayed over one night and I woke up at like 10 to him getting out of bed and when he* came back in the I had my eyes peeked and he had toilet paper in his hand and he perked up to peek at me to see if I was up then he ....... fapped.

Jan 13 2011 10:24AM
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all-i-do-is=ski
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i bet!
Jan 13 2011 4:09PM
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snasty
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no just frowned upon.
Jan 13 2011 4:47PM
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Alex-NZ
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ahahaha and you didn't say anything? If that was my mate I woulda told him to fuck off immediately.

But then you're a girl so that might change things... lol
Jan 13 2011 6:05PM
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seven89
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Before its called on me I'll admit this is an alias.

So I was in a Nordstrom Rack with my family, and we were looking around and stuff and people were trying stuff on, and well, I was bored. So, I said I had to use the bathroom, went in, got in a stall, and started fapping. The door opens, a guy comes in and sits in the stall next to me. I can see some big nasty feet with sandels on them. Anyhow, I'm nervous now cause I hate it when people are in the stall next to me, even when I'm not fapping. I stop for a bit, hoping he'll be quick, but he stays. So I start back up, and just about the time I'm about to finish up, I look to my right (he was to the stall on my right) and I see on the reflective tiles that the bathroom walls are covered in this nasty bald dude looking over right at that moment too, through a crack in between the stall's walls and the bathroom wall, and of course, I see him pretty well, and I realize he can see me, then I see a strange look on his face, and he looks away. He pretty much books it out of there, but then once I get the nerve to re-emerge into the store, I see him right off, and he sees me too. Then for about the next 30-45 minutes, I follow my family around the store, hiding behind clothe racks and such because this guy who saw me wacking it through some damn reflective tiles just won't leave the store. Shit sucked, I had never been so happy to leave a store when we got out of there.
Jan 13 2011 6:51PM
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S.P
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no danger there at all. thats the safest place i can think of, just grab an old sock and your good to go

Jan 13 2011 7:04PM
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no_steeze
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try one more time
Jan 13 2011 7:46PM
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SHampson
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There was a crazy ginger in my high school. I think he was in 9th grade when it happened but he tried beating off in the school library with like a book kinda hiding him. He got caught and suspended and everybody knew about it. His name was Joey.
Jan 13 2011 7:55PM
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Algebra
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this kid who is a complete dildo jacked off during english last year. like 10 kids saw it was just weird and after he asked o go to the bathroom.

and a funny story about this kid is that me and my friends mad a rap about him making fun of him. we call him Jesse G.
shit was legit.
Jan 13 2011 8:00PM
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Trojan~Man
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i got a good one.

under my coat, at the veryyy back of a greyhound bus. was too lazy to move the 2 feet over to the bathroom lol.
Jan 13 2011 9:11PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
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at a frozen pond once and one time at the dog park when it was dark and no one else was there
Jan 13 2011 9:18PM
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jibbits56
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dude i know a kid that did that in the cafeteria haha kids are hilarious who can't even wait until they get home from school
Jan 13 2011 10:08PM
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FUUUCK
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lol yeah thats what I meant
Jan 13 2011 10:14PM
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Zimmerman
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everyone knows it was you, will. no need to lie on ns...
Jan 13 2011 10:50PM
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BenWest
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Couple weeks ago, ate at Wendy's and my system went into override or some shit, I was stuck on a bus waiting to get to the terminal, swetting profusely, wanting nothing more than to shit or puke my guts out. I book it into the nasty bus terminal, and proceed to sit there in thorough discomfort for 20 minutes while my system explodes out my ass. Then i hear from the stall next to me- "pussy... pussy... fap fap fap"... as if my life couldn't have gotten any worse at that moment there's a homeless guy jerkin in right beside me.
Jan 15 2011 2:02PM
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Jahrassicpark
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The last one is crazy, that would be wierd as shit though
Jan 15 2011 3:55PM
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Jahrassicpark
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This really stupid kid I know let his dog hump his leg till it came,my friend and his buddy were hanging out and my friend went to the bathroom and his friend jizzed in his sock when he was gone, he put it on when he came back and freaked haha
Jan 15 2011 4:00PM
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YoungJeezy
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i wanked while reading this thread in an empty hotel lobby
Jan 15 2011 4:21PM
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deleted5
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sarcasm?
Jan 16 2011 1:48PM
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katie.
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oh lord i swore id never tell anyone.

fooled around with the bf when our friend was sleeping on the couch 5 feet from us.

dangerous

Jan 16 2011 2:33PM
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Anathema
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oh you dont know what dangerous is until youve grabbed a body part that doesnt belong to your partner

(tremble)

Jan 16 2011 2:54PM
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Deezy
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what the fuck is up with your icon?
and not me but some other chick jacked off a guy... everyone was like sleeping on the floor... everyone knew what was going on. they thought they were sneaky. :/ it was decently awks
Jan 16 2011 2:57PM
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katie.
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dear sweet baby jesus
Jan 16 2011 9:10PM
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Chickendodo
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I've never really danger wanked... but I've had sex in a few... dangerous places... like the delaware river in the middle of the day, in the front seat of a car in the middle of a park, on the bunk above my roommate while he was sleeping, and in multiple dorm showers.
Jan 16 2011 9:20PM
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come_at_me_bro
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rowed target changin room, middle school bathrooms
Jan 16 2011 11:11PM
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soulskier
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when you say rowed are you referring to rowing a double dutch rudder? eww
Jan 23 2011 5:06PM
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beezey
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hot spring
Jan 23 2011 5:10PM
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icon1234
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8th grade some chick was giving a handjob to her boyfriend during school lunch like these were your standard cafeteria tables to everything exposed. Needless to say the principle caught them red handed, and the news spread like wildfire. Chick ended up transferring school cause her dad or some shit was to embarrassed.
Jan 23 2011 5:10PM
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katie.
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lol red handed
Jan 23 2011 5:12PM
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kootenayklaus
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White handed*
Jan 23 2011 5:16PM
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beezey
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Her name was Rebecca Handcock
Jan 23 2011 5:19PM
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TOUCHE
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probably while driving on the highway from byron bay to melbourne (1700km) after a week in a constant state of intoxication and watching refresh on my head-unit.
Jan 23 2011 5:23PM
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