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Danger Wanking

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Tucker*
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Yep.. So Ns what is the most dangerous place you have ever wanked?

I think this thread could be funny if it goes in the right direction but please keep it to real stories

mine: The most dangerous place i have ever wanked was on a night when my sister (dance team captain) had a dance team sleep over (not related to wanking) and danger wanked 10 feet away in the computer room that has no door.

friend: Had sex in a Walmart parking lot with his girlfriend in his van

(these can also be with a girl/guy rather than yourself)

okay go!
Nov 29 2010 12:04AM
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.frenchy
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HAHAHAHA.. olawd

beezeys posts make me smile

Dec 4 2010 9:59AM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
funny thread
Dec 4 2010 4:12PM
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Tha_Wizard
Posts: 836 - Karma: 1,249
Chairlift with ski patrol next to me. Advantage of tall clothing
Dec 4 2010 4:23PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
a sammich?
Dec 4 2010 4:37PM
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potato_man
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a school in my town banned this group of manga/anime kids(like scene kids with all the kids clothes and shit except into comic books but not nerds, kinna weird) from a whole section of the building cuz the would come to school at like 7 and have massive group masterbation orgies....its ridiculous like they had a note in the school paper telling them to stop coming to school early and hanging out there my friend showed it to me
Dec 4 2010 5:49PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
I'm getting aroused.
Dec 4 2010 5:58PM
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HurleyS
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hahah you guys are gross
Dec 4 2010 7:02PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
hypocritical post is hypocritical
Dec 4 2010 7:04PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 6,662
pics.
Dec 4 2010 7:08PM
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
driving wank is probably the most dangerous, yet fun as.
Dec 5 2010 2:25AM
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Panda-Please.
Posts: 179 - Karma: 18
know someone who during school fucked his girlfriend in the school parking lot. it was during lunch too and everyone was walking through.
Dec 5 2010 3:49AM
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IDballa
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porta potty
Dec 5 2010 10:26PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
beezy, another reason i love you!
Dec 5 2010 10:47PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
you totally have an e-boner, dont you.
Dec 5 2010 10:49PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
a lotta sketchy places, to many to count,

but head in gondola is always a plus, and doing things with a girl in the middle of the road is fun.
Dec 5 2010 10:54PM
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The.Ginger
Posts: 978 - Karma: 13
one time in like third grade, i didnt really know what i was doing, i just knew it felt good, i was doing while the teacher was teaching and then she came over to me and asked me what i was doing.... i said my privates were itchy :D
Dec 5 2010 10:55PM
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KrazyistKarl
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im dyslexic, if anyone knows anything about it, we are visual learners. easiest math iv ever done.

and my danger wank, driving, biking once in spandex, it just wouldnt go away and was very uncomfortable so i stopped and did it in the middle of some single track so id be able to hear if anyone came, no one did, but me ;)

and i had sex on a fire hall roof once /claim.
Dec 5 2010 11:50PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Why is this awkward?

Is that your sister LOLOL.
Dec 6 2010 3:56PM
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HurleyS
Posts: 205 - Karma: 31
No, and dont be a horndog
Dec 6 2010 4:41PM
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95romeo
Posts: 276 - Karma: -99
i was really mad at my seventh grade teacher, so i loaded it up, was just a bout to bust. Brought it out, i swear to god, went about 4 feet. Right in to the teacher's eyes. Wont do that again.
Dec 6 2010 6:04PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Says the girl who masturbates in the kitchen and via a washing mashine...?
Dec 6 2010 6:11PM
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Zimmerman
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whats that smell...
Dec 6 2010 6:12PM
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nunavut.jib
Posts: 59 - Karma: 8
in a bus stop shelter!!!!
Dec 6 2010 6:24PM
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katalina
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bullshit
Dec 6 2010 6:39PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
so you're a homeless person?
Dec 6 2010 6:41PM
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Zimmerman
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core to the ect
Dec 6 2010 11:06PM
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D1X
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semen?
Dec 6 2010 11:08PM
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Gnarshred
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"this one friend" of mine had sex in a Kohls dressing room. What a deviant!
Dec 6 2010 11:12PM
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Idahoskier420
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sex with girlfriend in the middle of the lax field during fourth of july fireworks. climaxed during the finale. good summer
Dec 6 2010 11:24PM
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sirschralpalot.
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wait I'm sorry but can please elaborate. you were mad so you money shot your teacher?
Dec 7 2010 12:09AM
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JayDope
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just realized i havent jerked it in 2 weeks, wtffffffffffff
Dec 7 2010 12:13AM
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Gnarshred
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Oh shit! Don't you know??? IF you don't use it, you lose it!!
Dec 7 2010 12:25AM
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JayDope
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oh trust me it gets used
Dec 7 2010 12:42AM
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Alex_G
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not really dangerous but at EDC this summer i got a lapdance/handjob in the stadium seats.
Dec 7 2010 12:49AM
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aflightlessbird
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in an airplane bathroom.
half and mile high club
Dec 7 2010 1:21AM
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Bart.Man
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I do believe this is the bst thread yet, and bump

Dec 20 2010 1:34AM
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kootenayklaus
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What the fuck did you do with the excrements?
Dec 26 2010 11:22PM
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JahJahBinks
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Friends house, I told him give me your laptop, I haven't fapped in a week.
Dec 26 2010 11:35PM
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Chief.Queef
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Dec 26 2010 11:38PM
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3-6-steeze
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I'm in my grandparents doorless basement right now..
Dec 26 2010 11:38PM
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matt.s
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sometimes i get lazy and leave my bedroom door open, or leave the window right next to me open but thats about as intense as i go.
Dec 26 2010 11:40PM
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Mr.Feeny
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i see what you did there
Dec 26 2010 11:41PM
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NW_Rider
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Dec 26 2010 11:43PM
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JKrebs1
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so you were related to her somehow.....?
Dec 26 2010 11:46PM
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[evan]
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Do we have another ECB coming on?
Dec 26 2010 11:51PM
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Chief.Queef
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Dec 26 2010 11:55PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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Me and my girl on my basement couch. While my parents were a floor above us, and my dog was lieing next to the couch.

Good times

Dec 26 2010 11:59PM
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Moonshine
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while driving on the highway... no lie
Dec 27 2010 12:00AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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WOW!
Dec 27 2010 12:22AM
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Brock.
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Dec 27 2010 12:38AM
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