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Fuckin sickest dream ever! yo!
so i had this dream where i was in school. and i was there early and all the rest of the desks were empty. And i was just chillin in my first drop sweatshirt and all looking super pimp, but also kinda like an idiot since errythin was xxl and i was in school. But then errybody rolled in and they were all like me in saga and jibberish and surface shit! and i soon found out it was basically "NS Freeskiing School". and our teacher was tammy and simon dumont and then shit got bad. WE HAD A TEST ON THE FIRST DAY!!!! i was nervous as fuck, but then things got good. they handed it out and there was only one questoin:
1. Tom Wallish approached you and your skiing crew. He asks if he can sign anything of yours and then proceeds to give you large quantities of free skiing gear. Draw your facial expressions in the blank below...
IT WAS FUCKING SWEET I ACED THAT SHIT
Whats 180 + 90? takes kids like 5 seconds im like BOOM NIGGA! 270, pretzel out.
yeah wet dreams are probably starting for you.
Kinda creeped out by the fact that every single person on his friend list is a pink name.... -Mr.Panda
Sucking at math doesnt make you artistic
you probably had the "laced weedz" before bed? have you ever "pooped a balloon?"
Ignorance is bliss and you're one happy mother fucker
Every time i see a hanger i think of theabortinator
This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
that would be my face.
did you draw yourself giving him a blumpkin?
Take it easy, keep it steezy.
to me that would end up being a wet dream.
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we need to go deeper
OMG Tom Wallish no way! Holy Shit. Totally like the best dream ever.
waking up with jizz in your pants after an erotic dream is a perfectly natural thing to experience while going through puberty
the fact that the dream involved men is something to take up with the catholic church, not ns
"dont get into this rick"
RIP Shane, you will be missed
ive seen your other posts man, you're pretty much a piece of shit, get over yourself. - charmander
haha. sums it up
rock you in your face, stab your brain with your nosebone-mobb deep
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter,
your world is right for the next couple of hours."
hello have you met Mr. search bar?
If I knew everyone there wore tall tees I would have never signed up.- DIX
were pancakes involved by any chance?
"Like usual, I spent a little too much time in B/S/T trying to make sure that my steeze is climatic next season." maxxie$
I have the same calculator as that guy
I was eating mini wheats and then i saw that picture and for some reason it made me laugh and i spit them all over my monitor
take a shit in the shadow of the valley of death
life is a bitch, my bitch
R.I.P CR Johnson
hahahaha no_steeze strikes again!
On Saturday, July 24th, 2010, the most epic thing that never happened, didn't happen.
that was sooo sick bro!!!111!!
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