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Whats you penis' name?

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SteezyOhio
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Thurgood
Aug 21 2010 11:55PM
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Jonny7
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The Pillar Of Autumn
Jan 26 2011 9:38PM
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Fritz_Wetherbee
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Alexander The Great
Jan 26 2011 9:42PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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changed mine to

Larry Johnson
Jan 26 2011 9:52PM
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Deluge
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kangbang

Jan 27 2011 9:59AM
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trettzilla
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hulk
Jan 27 2011 11:07AM
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Starsix
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appriciated!
Jan 27 2011 11:10AM
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MattWeiss
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i'm honored you named one of your testies after me
Jan 27 2011 2:48PM
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SirBooley
Posts: 768 - Karma: 353

Enricio (Blue mountain state anyone?)

and my girls titties are named Mary and Jane

Jan 27 2011 4:29PM
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neutralzombie
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margret
Jan 27 2011 4:32PM
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Iget
Posts: 485 - Karma: 46
I see what you did there...
Jan 27 2011 4:38PM
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MatteoSmatteo
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Mr. Big Throb. ;)
Jan 27 2011 4:47PM
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BITS
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idk... but my nipples are william and william.. dont ask me why.
Jan 27 2011 4:54PM
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monsterdong11
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my balls are law and order and my dick is special victims unit
Jan 27 2011 4:57PM
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Mike-O
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Funny that... I would have said "Monster Dong".

Just a wild guess.
Jan 27 2011 5:32PM
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Newschool_Pope
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HELLBENT!
Jan 27 2011 5:41PM
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Mr.Luke
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Blue

You're my boy Blue!!!!!!
Jan 27 2011 5:51PM
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Most-D
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This is funny. I like this.
Jan 27 2011 7:19PM
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i.ski.NC
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Richard Peter Johnson













OHMAGAWDGETIT?
Jan 27 2011 7:25PM
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Dyar
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Purple??
Jan 27 2011 8:13PM
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Mr_skistoffelees
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El Capitan
and to go along with the yosemite theme, Granite edifice (if someone named their penis half-dome, that would worry me)
Jan 28 2011 2:59AM
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ShaggyD
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Have you ever seen the movie anaconda?
Sep 12 2011 11:01AM
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TechnoPotamus
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ever seen Tremors?

know those giant snake monsters, the graboids?

awww yeah son


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Sep 12 2011 11:06AM
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skifoo
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Erik Will Gustafsson.
Sep 12 2011 1:26PM
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benJAHmin
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My name is Ben Cannon, so naturally there's the cannon and the cannonballs. Or Benjamins.
Sep 12 2011 3:51PM
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.Blake.
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Sometimes I call him itchy, other times I call him burny
Sep 12 2011 4:09PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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Plesidential Erection.
Sep 12 2011 4:16PM
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snowdon
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weird
Sep 12 2011 4:28PM
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Petersaurusrex
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Dr. P.
Sep 12 2011 4:39PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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I call my dick

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Sep 12 2011 5:26PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,007
Yes.
Sep 12 2011 5:33PM
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k-fred
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mine's called silly old willy
Sep 12 2011 5:36PM
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SterlingArcher
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gandalf the grey
Sep 12 2011 5:44PM
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wait.what
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BATTLECRUISE? STARCRAFT PLAYERS UNITE!
Sep 12 2011 5:52PM
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wait.what
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Butt seriously, my dicks name is Admiral Ackbar! Except it's not a trap.
Sep 12 2011 6:01PM
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BILL.COSBY
Posts: 292 - Karma: 5
for real?
Sep 12 2011 6:05PM
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Dirty.Harry.
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Not sure if somebody used this before but

Todd and the Walnuts.
Sep 12 2011 6:09PM
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arandomname
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Robert.
Sep 12 2011 6:22PM
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rigzz
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My girlfriend named my dick George! haha!
Sep 12 2011 6:24PM
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Wood_Wizard
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The CRIPPLER...
Sep 12 2011 6:29PM
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Blindsurfer
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club
Sep 12 2011 6:42PM
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StreetsOfRage
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Does anyone else find it weird that this man is asking you guys what you call your dick? I do!
but........ LEROOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY JANKENS.
Fucken ghost pages again?
Sep 12 2011 6:45PM
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613.
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HARRY POTTER
Sep 12 2011 6:51PM
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illadelphlife
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rick ross
Sep 12 2011 6:58PM
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315jibber94
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my girlfriend named it evan
Sep 12 2011 7:05PM
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jibnut
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No just our eggs...
Sep 12 2011 7:06PM
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shintastic48
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Pushy.
Sep 12 2011 7:08PM
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Willgum
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TINY TIM
Sep 12 2011 7:08PM
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array.
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i see what you did there
Sep 12 2011 7:19PM
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esotericjive
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It's been The General for a while, though I suspect I'll make the transition to Godzilla soon, it's funnier.
Sep 12 2011 7:32PM
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